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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2015 1:08:56 GMT -5
Or does she want something else now?
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Dec 21, 2015 1:11:07 GMT -5
She said that's all she wants...
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 21, 2015 1:11:50 GMT -5
She probably also wants to put a hit out on Ariana Grande, but other than that, sure.
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The Unconquered Sun
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 21, 2015 1:24:59 GMT -5
15 years later and i still want her! oops! i thought that said Mary, not Mariah. my bad
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Post by FALLOUT Goldashausen #BLM on Dec 21, 2015 1:28:24 GMT -5
What more can she do?
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 21, 2015 2:13:24 GMT -5
All I want is to go one, just one Christmas without hearing it,Target f***ed me over on December 1st
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Post by Professor Chaos on Dec 21, 2015 2:29:46 GMT -5
She has big boobies she can have me. I'm easy to please.
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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 21, 2015 10:34:34 GMT -5
Judging by ALL THE TIMES IT'S PLAYED ON THE RADIO, I would say she's willing to whore herself out hardcore.
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Post by Spider2024 on Dec 21, 2015 10:36:47 GMT -5
I'm still waiting for George Michael to stop giving his heart away.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 21, 2015 10:40:46 GMT -5
I don't care what anyone thinks, that's an awesome f***ing Christmas song. You can play it all day and I wouldn't get sick of it.
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Post by hassanchop on Dec 21, 2015 10:41:12 GMT -5
If any one is familiar with the HPLHS, they did a bunch of parody Christmas carols, but they never did Mariah Carey's song. Here's my idea how they should do it:
I don't want a lot this Solstice, there is just one thing I need I don't care about the presents, all I want is a mind that's freed Oh I just want all this to go, dissociated knowledge that no one knows Make my wish reality, all I want for Solstice is sanity
Oh I don't want a lot this Solstice, there is just one thing I need I don't care about the presents, all I want is a mind that's freed I will hang an Elder sign against a body swapping alien race Cthulhu won't make me happy as he awakens and rises from R'lyeh I just want all this to go, dissociated knowledge that no one knows Make my wish reality, all I want for Solstice is sanity
Oh I won't ask for much this Solstice, I won't sacrifice for gold I don't want to see Shoggoths waiting, deep beneath the South Pole I will write a note and read it, to all the professors of Miskatonic I will tell them to stay away from the Vermont forrests and never hear those Migo click And please torpedo Devil Reef, including fishmen from the deep What more shall I read, baby all I want for Solstice is sanity
Baby ooooooh!
Visions of a dead city to artists everywhere A color out of space with globules that burn the air And every cult is chanting the Necronomicon Ph'nglui mglw'nafh cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Oh I don't want a lot for Solstice, this is all I'm asking for I don't want to see Yog-Sototh or think of the Dunwich Horror Oh I just want all this to go, dissociated knowledge that no one knows Make my wish reality, all I want for Solstice is sanity
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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 21, 2015 10:44:36 GMT -5
I'm still waiting for George Michael to stop giving his heart away. To women, no less (NTTAWWT...) And will someone BUY THOSE DAMN SHOES already?
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Post by Just call me D.j.m. on Dec 21, 2015 10:47:13 GMT -5
Well, since I am not Nick Cannon, maybe...
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 21, 2015 10:49:37 GMT -5
Of course! Why wouldn't she... *flexes*
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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 21, 2015 10:54:06 GMT -5
And Santa waited too long, so Clarence never got that new saxophone :-(
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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 21, 2015 10:58:28 GMT -5
Also, is eggnog an Aphrodisiac, judging by the sexual deviance that happens during the holidays, what with Mommy kissing Santa Claus, and that guy trying to get the girl drunk while insisting it's cold outside? And what is that dude's true love going to do with all those birds and servants and musicians...and the tree?!!? And has anyone caught on yet that they're called scallions, even though most folks call 'em green onions? Most importantly...WILL WE HAVE A PATRICK SWAYZE CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR? ?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2015 13:27:29 GMT -5
She's outta luck, I'm married.
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Post by mrtuesday on Dec 21, 2015 13:54:25 GMT -5
And has anyone caught on yet that they're called scallions, even though most folks call 'em green onions? Yes, but they still don't believe in Toledo. Also, Alvin still wants a hula-hoop.
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Post by FALLOUT Goldashausen #BLM on Dec 21, 2015 14:07:56 GMT -5
Did that kid ever get his two front teeth? I mean it's been, like, 42 years now.
I also really hope Joey Ramone didn't fight that night.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 21, 2015 14:16:41 GMT -5
did that kid get that Hippopotamus?
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