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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 22, 2015 23:01:32 GMT -5
Macho Man: Sweet Jesus! Elizabeth has a penis!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2015 23:20:26 GMT -5
No one wants that Hulk Hogan guy, bro, he's bald!
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Dec 22, 2015 23:25:09 GMT -5
Andre beats Hogan via countout before cutting a worked shoot promo
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Post by Saul Goodman on Dec 23, 2015 5:52:52 GMT -5
He would take a lot of pop culture references from the 80's and blend it with the wrestlers characters, just like he did in the 90's with 90's pop culture. Butch Reed would start wearing sweaters and plugging a pudding brand, Koko B Ware and Jim Powers would start wearing sunglasses and Crockett shoes with no socks, Ted DiBiase would become a right wing conservative and start a tag team with Tom Zenk who is a left winger liberal. A group of wrestlers from a different social groups would find connection with each and realize that even though they may come from different backgrounds, they are all alike and start a new sable together.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 23, 2015 6:30:37 GMT -5
Andre beats Hogan via countout before cutting a worked shoot promo Nah, Andre is French. No one wants to see a French guy, bro!
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Dec 23, 2015 6:52:53 GMT -5
Liberace = WWF Champion
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jmule
Don Corleone
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Post by jmule on Dec 23, 2015 7:07:11 GMT -5
Akeem would be sexual chocolate
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2015 7:11:12 GMT -5
Patricia Arquette WWF champion
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jmule
Don Corleone
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Post by jmule on Dec 23, 2015 7:17:08 GMT -5
Savage wins the WM4 tournament then "wakes up" the next night on prime time wrestling and finds out it was all a dream...
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Dec 23, 2015 7:34:15 GMT -5
The Mega Powers EXPLODE.....literally. Ted Dibiase throws a granade in their locker room.
OR
The Mega Powers EXPLODE.......with gay lust for each other
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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 23, 2015 7:36:32 GMT -5
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Post by brooklynmets on Dec 24, 2015 18:32:27 GMT -5
A group of wrestlers from a different social groups would find connection with each and realize that even though they may come from different backgrounds, they are all alike and start a new sable together. How would Brock feel about that?
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Honeybear Lyder
ALF
It's called a title match, dammit! I'll fire your ass, dammit! Get me a snowcone, dammit!
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Post by Honeybear Lyder on Dec 28, 2015 2:28:31 GMT -5
Elizabeth on a pole, naturally.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2015 3:00:42 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan shocks the world by turning heel. In October 1984
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Post by lowlystockboy on Dec 28, 2015 5:05:38 GMT -5
Macho Man: Sweet Jesus! Elizabeth has a penis! Elizabeth would be a porn star who cheated on Savage with fellow porn star Jake the Snake. Andre and Big John Studd would have had a Pizza Eating Challenge instead of a Bodyslam Challenge. Vanna White would have started dancing like Ms Hancock during the Savage-Steamboat match at WM3 and nobody would have remembered the match. Russo would be feuding with Bruno Sammartino and Bob Backland for the World Title and beating them both at the same time with a bat. The British Bulldogs would have been heels that hated America. Russo would have told Dynamite Kid to actually use a stick of Dynamite during a match. Fuji would own a Massage Parlor that he operates in the heel locker room and right next to Russo's office. We would have Don Muraco become Donny Crockett and Butch Reed become Ricardo Reed with their Don Johnson attire, fast cars, and stripper friends beside them. The Fabulous Rougeau Lovers would have been the first "openly gay" tag team with tight leather shorts and everything. David Sammartino would screw his own dad Bruno over so Russo could win the WWF Title. Bad News Brown would become a fun loving babyface known as Good Times Sanford yelling "Whatcha talkin bout Koko?" to his little cousin and tag partner Koko B Cosby who throws pudding cups into the crowd. Curt "The Chosen One" Henning would have been Russo's chosen one to take out the old timers like Bruno and Backland for good and also to help Russo retain the World title. Russo would pay Wayne Newton to allow WWF to claim Wayne Ferris is really his son Wayne Newton Jr premiere entertainer and pro wrestler.
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lws
ALF
No. It's the children who are wrong.
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Post by lws on Dec 28, 2015 7:17:41 GMT -5
at nbc's the main event, the scheduled main event between andre the giant and hulk hogan ends immediately when hulk hogan lays down for andre the giant. russo comes out two hours later and says andre's crippled never losing bullshit is over! its time for a real young talent around here to get a shot, and that's why tonight, iron mike sharpe is facing hulk hogan for the title!!!!
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DjZonk
Don Corleone
Where's my cat?
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Post by DjZonk on Dec 28, 2015 13:47:59 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan vs Andre The Giant in a Viagra on the pole match.
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Bad Moon
Unicron
for reasons known only to the goblins that live in my brain
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Post by Bad Moon on Dec 28, 2015 14:33:06 GMT -5
Russo would get eaten alive in the 80s. At that time Vince was stilling willing to give talent a good amount of creative control, even over booking and finishes in the case of big stars. Nobody would put up with Russo's shit back then, at least not for long.
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Dec 28, 2015 16:25:41 GMT -5
Hogan. Elizabeth. Love child.
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Post by gatordone on Dec 28, 2015 16:31:27 GMT -5
Hogan. Elizabeth. Love child. Congratulations it a rubber hand.
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