vashondude
Samurai Cop
in the name of love before you break my heart
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Post by vashondude on Dec 23, 2015 16:15:42 GMT -5
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Eunös ✈
Dalek
Duck Feet Expert
Tolerated, just not practically liked.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Dec 23, 2015 16:20:54 GMT -5
Dickhead
You're suppose to use a Delorean not a Challenger
On the plus side Atleast no one was hurt.
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Johnny
Don Corleone
Achievement Unlocked: TLDR - Read the longest post in board history.
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Post by Johnny on Dec 23, 2015 16:23:31 GMT -5
Saw thread title, and I was immediately thinking "please be Florida, please be Florida".
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2015 16:30:31 GMT -5
The only thing more certain than death and taxes is a Dodge Challenger.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Dec 23, 2015 16:39:38 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2015 17:36:16 GMT -5
The buildings were from the future, though. Success!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2015 17:55:14 GMT -5
Oh Florida, never change.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Dec 23, 2015 18:13:32 GMT -5
Thankfully there wasn't anyone in the casket store, business was dead anyway
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Dec 23, 2015 21:54:32 GMT -5
So is there any word on why this man thought this experiment would result in time travel?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2015 22:02:21 GMT -5
If he drove a Dodge Dart, he would have hit his target.
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Post by Main Eventer on Dec 23, 2015 22:47:13 GMT -5
At least once he figured out he messed up he felt really bad that he could have killed somebody or whatever.
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Dec 23, 2015 23:55:01 GMT -5
I know this is f***ed up but what if this jack off flew through the windshield and landed dead in a casket. I'm sorry but I'd be laughing uncontrollably for days if I read that.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2015 6:01:36 GMT -5
If he had followed Terminator rules, this would never have happened.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 24, 2015 6:56:01 GMT -5
The only thing more certain than death and taxes is a Dodge Challenger. Yeah, I can't believe how this would seem so heavy-handed for a death and taxes if it didn't actually happen.
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Post by sternrogers01 on Dec 24, 2015 7:16:50 GMT -5
If he had followed Terminator rules, this would never have happened. He'd have been done in for indecent exposure though
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wakko
Samurai Cop
Knows This
BAAAGH!!!!
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Post by wakko on Dec 24, 2015 9:52:56 GMT -5
Thankfully there wasn't anyone in the casket store, business was dead anyway *insert boo this man gif here for bad puns*
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BRV
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wants him some Taco Flavored Kisses.
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Post by BRV on Dec 24, 2015 10:14:13 GMT -5
And now his mother and father will never date and he and his siblings will slowly fade away.
I hope you're all happy.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2015 10:20:47 GMT -5
Oh, Nash and Tara will have fun with this.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2015 11:11:53 GMT -5
The only thing more certain than death and taxes is a Dodge Challenger. Yeah, I can't believe how this would seem so heavy-handed for a death and taxes if it didn't actually happen. Right!? I've had a couple things happen to me this year that were so coincidental that if they happened in a movie or a show, I'd say it was shoddy writing. Truth really is stranger than fiction.
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Post by Red Impact on Dec 24, 2015 11:16:58 GMT -5
I really thought this thread was going to be a parody article about Emmett Brown crashing into the Twin Pines Mall.
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