WWEedy
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Post by WWEedy on Dec 23, 2015 20:36:28 GMT -5
Generally as wrestling fans a lot of us like to sitback and armchair book fantasy scenarios, plotting out epic stories that you'd love to watch play out infront of you in glorious grapplevision when watching your chosen wrestling product of the time. However sometimes we think of scenarios that would in practice and even though you may love the idea somewhere deep down you know that it would be one of the worst things ever if it were put in to practice.
This is a place to spill your guts about those booking ideas that otherwise should never see the light of day, to laugh and talk crazy wrestling angles at such a joyous time of year!
My personal horrible booking fantasy?
(as a replacement for the Charlotte/Ric heel bull crap)
Ric Flair accompanies Charlotte to the ring for a title defense against Paige, in the match Flair accidently trips Charlotte allowing Paige to get the win with a rollup using the tights. Ric goes and grabs the divas title, he starts shouting at Paige about how she deserve this threatinging to hit her with the belt, Ric turns and nails Charlotte with the title. He looks at Paige again and says "You deserve this baby, woooooooo!" Flair and Paige make out and then Ric puts the title of Paige's waist. This leads to a blood fued where Charlotte is made by HHH who is being influenced by Flair forces Charlotte to work her way back up through the womens division to finally conquer a crazy queen bee Paige who has been dominating the division and Flair who has helped her and done all the dirtywork by her side.
Horrible, I know. Russo booking? Yeah...but there it is.
What's yours?
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 24, 2015 3:49:28 GMT -5
I once had an idea wherein JBL won the contracts of all the African Americans on the roster and forced them to work for him before Colt Cabana debuted dressed as Abe Lincoln (Colt Ca-Abrahama the Great Cabancipator) to liberate them. Yeah.
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Don Corleone
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Post by WWEedy on Dec 24, 2015 7:14:13 GMT -5
I once had an idea wherein JBL won the contracts of all the African Americans on the roster and forced them to work for him before Colt Cabana debuted dressed as Abe Lincoln (Colt Ca-Abrahama the Great Cabancipator) to liberate them. Yeah. While it would be horrid, like mine I feel there could be some comedy salvation from this angle...(JBL and his Slaves? Christian would be jealous.) A skit with Colt Cabana dressed as Lincoln and an escaped PTP (sorry bro, don't know if PTP would be on the roster at this point but they popped to mind for this idea) dressed like old civil war soldiers on the back of horses charging JBL's mansion to free the slaves would be absolutely hilarious to me. God...no wonder I like me some crappy booking sometimes. |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 24, 2015 16:21:50 GMT -5
I wanted Miz and Alex Riley to get back together as faces with a post-Team Hell No Kane to turn heel by attacking them because he's jealous of their friendship and cutting promos about how if he can't have Daniel Bryan, then no one else gets to have friends. The blow off match would have Miz going over Kane after Riley and a bunch of other lower carders come out on the stage holding hands and weakening Kane with The Power of Friendship.
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Don Corleone
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Post by WWEedy on Dec 24, 2015 19:31:45 GMT -5
I wanted Miz and Alex Riley to get back together as faces with a post-Team Hell No Kane to turn heel by attacking them because he's jealous of their friendship and cutting promos about how if he can't have Daniel Bryan, then no one else gets to have friends. The blow off match would have Miz going over Kane after Riley and a bunch of other lower carders come out on the stage holding hands and weakening Kane with The Power of Friendship. Oh god that is some fantastic cheese right there in the ending but I love it. The only thing I'd add would be Brian being the one standing right next to Riley when they were all holding hands, with him leading a YES chant with every one of the lower carders doing it in unison with him which would represent the Power of Friendship that weakens Kane and allows Miz to score the victory. Riley would then go down to the ring and celebrate with Miz, Bryan would then go to the ring and offer Kane a hand up, the two reconciling and the four men getting a celebratory pop together. Ah...amazing, horribly amazing. I love it! |
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 24, 2015 20:24:47 GMT -5
Cornette's WCW Invasion concept.
Beyond that, my brother once said Ric Flair should have retired by having a No DQ match for the world title. He then pulls out a gun and intimidates the ref and champion into giving him the title, takes the gun and title and drives away in a rental car, never to be seen again.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2015 2:57:15 GMT -5
Repo Man comes into ECW and tries to repossess the entire company.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 25, 2015 8:08:28 GMT -5
Cornette's WCW Invasion concept. Beyond that, my brother once said Ric Flair should have retired by having a No DQ match for the world title. He then pulls out a gun and intimidates the ref and champion into giving him the title, takes the gun and title and drives away in a rental car, never to be seen again. That's pretty good, should've been how Nitro finished if you ask me |
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Post by Halloween on Dec 25, 2015 22:26:47 GMT -5
Listen bro, I don't have horrible booking ideas just good ones. Bro, allow me to wave my magic wand.
Okay, so here is what we do. It's TNA's big return show on POP and the finals of the World Title tournament are underway between EC3 and Matt Hardy. We get down to the final stages of the match and suddenly bro we have EC3 decide to lay down. Hardy covers for the three count as the two begin celebrating in the ring.
So bro, they're celebrating and Dixie Carter comes down and starts hugging them and they're joined by Abyss, Jessie Godderz and Tyrus. Jeff Hardy comes running down and bro, the ultimate swerve happens. Bro, Jeff and Matt have a discussion and Matt reels back and hits Jeff Hardy in the face with the World Title. We fade to black with this new stable standing over Jeff Hardy. The crowd would love it, bro.
After that we do Jeff Hardy Vs Matt Hardy until Bound For Glory 2016 bro. They can finish it with a ladder on a pole match. It'll be epic, bro.
Bro.
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Post by Racksman on Dec 25, 2015 22:32:51 GMT -5
I write a long-running WWF btb on a couple of other boards. One night while I was bored and having a few drinks, I turned the 1998 NWA Invasion of the WWF into a major thing that culminated with Ric Flair vs. Dan Severn for the NWA Title at WrestleMania XV.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Dec 26, 2015 17:37:05 GMT -5
Cornette's WCW Invasion concept. Beyond that, my brother once said Ric Flair should have retired by having a No DQ match for the world title. He then pulls out a gun and intimidates the ref and champion into giving him the title, takes the gun and title and drives away in a rental car, never to be seen again. "This is Double A, I have Ric Flair in the back seat......." |
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Don Corleone
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Post by WWEedy on Dec 26, 2015 17:41:16 GMT -5
I write a long-running WWF btb on a couple of other boards. One night while I was bored and having a few drinks, I turned the 1998 NWA Invasion of the WWF into a major thing that culminated with Ric Flair vs. Dan Severn for the NWA Title at WrestleMania XV. Now that is something! Jesus christ and once again a part of me would loved to have seen it, the best kind of Horrible Fantasy Booking. Man, I can't even picture the reaction it would have got as 98s Attitude driven fans had to sit through a Severn/Flair match. Wow. Listen bro, I don't have horrible booking ideas just good ones. Bro, allow me to wave my magic wand. Okay, so here is what we do. It's TNA's big return show on POP and the finals of the World Title tournament are underway between EC3 and Matt Hardy. We get down to the final stages of the match and suddenly bro we have EC3 decide to lay down. Hardy covers for the three count as the two begin celebrating in the ring. So bro, they're celebrating and Dixie Carter comes down and starts hugging them and they're joined by Abyss, Jessie Godderz and Tyrus. Jeff Hardy comes running down and bro, the ultimate swerve happens. Bro, Jeff and Matt have a discussion and Matt reels back and hits Jeff Hardy in the face with the World Title. We fade to black with this new stable standing over Jeff Hardy. The crowd would love it, bro. After that we do Jeff Hardy Vs Matt Hardy until Bound For Glory 2016 bro. They can finish it with a ladder on a pole match. It'll be epic, bro. Bro. You want to talk about Russo booking? I have a scene pictured bro, where Ethan Carter the THURD wins the World Title Tournament, okay bro and after the match he's cutting this promo okay and then he's saying that he beat all the big boys, he talks about how he beat Kurt and how he beat Sting and how he beat Bully Ray bro and then he says he even beat Matt FREAKING Hardy bro, you got me? And then he starts screaming about who does he have to beat next? NOW WE'RE COOKING WITH FIRE okay bro, so he's asking who's next and who's music hits? None other than BILL FREAKING GOLDBERG okay bro? He's been goaded out because of the "who's next?" and from there we build to Lockdown okay bro? GOLDBERG VS EC3 in a cage baby! EC3 has nowhere to run, the crowd would love it, bro. That's the god's honest truth! Ratings, plain and simple. |
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Post by Racksman on Dec 26, 2015 22:35:04 GMT -5
I write a long-running WWF btb on a couple of other boards. One night while I was bored and having a few drinks, I turned the 1998 NWA Invasion of the WWF into a major thing that culminated with Ric Flair vs. Dan Severn for the NWA Title at WrestleMania XV. Now that is something! Jesus christ and once again a part of me would loved to have seen it, the best kind of Horrible Fantasy Booking. Man, I can't even picture the reaction it would have got as 98s Attitude driven fans had to sit through a Severn/Flair match. Wow. I'm just getting ready to post WrestleMania 13, and I had Flair/Severn penciled in for WrestleMania 15, so there's time yet for me to get drunk and change my mind. |
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Post by BlackJackRobby on Dec 29, 2015 18:50:45 GMT -5
This is based on my bad memory and what was written on this page for Ric Flair's retirement.
Kane comes out and burns Flairs suit in the middle of the ring, saying he's going to devour his soul. This leads to a fued over the soul of Ric and his career.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 29, 2015 19:11:35 GMT -5
This is based on my bad memory and what was written on this page for Ric Flair's retirement. Kane comes out and burns Flairs suit in the middle of the ring, saying he's going to devour his soul. This leads to a fued over the soul of Ric and his career. I think it was just burning his clothes in a barrel just because. I think the whole "absorbing powers" thing was added later. officialfan.proboards.com/thread/174047 |
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