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Post by alexwrightspackage on Dec 27, 2015 10:42:14 GMT -5
Kofi gets saved by the appearance of the cosmic unicorn. A cosmic Unicorn that is Big E and Woods in a two man horse costume. The best part? I had that EXACT thought in my head right after posting, but just didn't want to bother editing.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2015 17:48:38 GMT -5
Arrive Whoop Ass Leave
Have Austin stun everybody in the ring around #12. Can even have a Bo Dallas or Curtis Axel get eliminated that way. Gives them something to bitch about on Raw.
(SCSA isn't a participant, he just does what he wants.)
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Post by RedSmile on Dec 27, 2015 18:11:12 GMT -5
I'd love 29 guys to be eliminated before #30 arrives. And #30 comes out acting as obnoxious and douche as possible about it. People always say this, but I hate this idea. Just seems so hugely anticlimactic to me. It's an incredibly stupid idea, because it would be 30 minutes of mostly basic and boring brawling in a crowded mess of a match with no eliminations until number 30 arrives. Then, it would be more crowded brawling with huge eliminations en mass that would be tough for fans to keep track of. All of this for what payoff, exactly? Anyways, my ideas... Have awards/consequences for: Person with most eliminations (Rumble MVP) Person with longest time in the rumble (Rumble Ironman) Eliminating a reigning champion Eliminating a legend/HOFer
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Post by darthobiwan on Dec 27, 2015 18:18:17 GMT -5
Both already mentioned but...
Kofi does his yearly "close miss" by having big e and xavier catch him and toss him back in.
2 or 3 nxt guys (balor, zayn, and/or joe).
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 27, 2015 18:19:51 GMT -5
Said this on the Vince thread, but I'd have Roman forced to defend the title during the Rumble match.
He starts at #1, and if he's eliminated, he loses the title. Whoever wins the Rumble becomes champ
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Dec 27, 2015 18:46:54 GMT -5
Last two guys in the ring do a spot like Taz/Bam Bam, and the loser has his feet touch the floor in the middle of the ring as opposed to the outside of it. Neither of them would have gone over the top rope, though....
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2015 19:56:17 GMT -5
Bryan's music hits and the crowd goes mental but it turns out to be Owens trolling the crowd.
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Post by mcstoklasa on Dec 27, 2015 19:57:35 GMT -5
No one gets eliminated. Show runs for 17 years, 32 days, 4 hours, 58 minutes and 3 seconds. He'd have a heart attack long before then
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 27, 2015 20:01:41 GMT -5
Kofi wins the Rumble because dammit, he deserves it.
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Post by floundertime on Dec 27, 2015 22:30:08 GMT -5
Bryan's music hits and the crowd goes mental but it turns out to be Owens trolling the crowd. Love this! Or while we are at it, Punk's music plays and out comes Owens. Troll away Kevin
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 27, 2015 23:21:54 GMT -5
Cena not winning.
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Post by Reflecto on Dec 28, 2015 0:08:05 GMT -5
One of the more athletic jobbers enters the ring, but before they touch down are sent back over the top rope for an elimination at :00 seconds.
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Post by blake6905 on Dec 28, 2015 15:37:07 GMT -5
Have HHH come in around 4 or 5.... Last an hour and eliminate everyone except 30....
Lesnar comes out and eliminates him with ease
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2015 15:54:59 GMT -5
When Kofi (or whomever the last New Day guy is) is tossed, have the guy who eliminates him then grab Xavier's trombone and play the Price is Right fail music. No one gets eliminated. Show runs for 17 years, 32 days, 4 hours, 58 minutes and 3 seconds. {Spoiler}{Spoiler}Cena wins (lol), lastly eliminating the Undertaker and Composite Chris Jericho/Dolph Ziggler.
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Dec 28, 2015 16:05:24 GMT -5
One of the more athletic jobbers enters the ring, but before they touch down are sent back over the top rope for an elimination at :00 seconds. Sounds like a job for Sin Cara and his trampoline!
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Post by Blindkarevik on Dec 28, 2015 16:20:15 GMT -5
Some of the most fun Rumbles had their own little stories happening during the match, so you could focus on the angle going on rather than who was coming out next for a bit. Like how after The Rockers split, Marty Jannetty and Shawn Michaels would instantly attack each other every time they were involved in the same Rumble. Flair alone in the ring, then Roddy Piper comes out. Savage and Jake Roberts. Continuity can make a good Rumble great. If Sami Zayn is an entrant, he should make a beeline for Kevin Owens.
I think they should allow managers at ringside while their protege is an active participant... so Lana's at ringside while Rusev is competing. Plus, have Xavier Woods intentionally keep Kofi from being eliminated. Thus, keeping the "Kofi keeps saving himself" in battle royals, but adding in how a heel would do so. Like Xavier hits all fours so Kofi has a platform for him to stand on instead of hitting the floor. Xavier physically grabbing him and carrying him to the ring steps.Setting up two chairs so Kofi can take a load off for a few minutes on the outside by sitting in one and putting his feet up on the other.
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Post by Ruthless Pessimism on Dec 28, 2015 16:29:29 GMT -5
Bryan's music hits and the crowd goes mental but it turns out to be Owens Sheamus trolling the crowd. Fixed.
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on Dec 28, 2015 16:41:53 GMT -5
Brock demands to be #1. The Beast can and will beat 29 other men to get to WrestleMania. Have him decimate the first like 15 or so, until a top guy comes out. Brock wins.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 28, 2015 23:38:18 GMT -5
Big Show gets eliminated by Alex Riley.
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