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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 27, 2015 23:07:00 GMT -5
Well, cue up the gifs of Brock Lesnar and others beating up Josh, because we might need it after watching this video.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2015 23:20:17 GMT -5
I don't know what's worse. Josh Mathews or the shows he was plugging.
Either way, I feel my IQ lowering.
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Post by Main Eventer on Dec 27, 2015 23:32:44 GMT -5
Sad part was his segues where the best part of his commentary.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Dec 28, 2015 0:38:15 GMT -5
The only part of this that wasn't totally dire was just the thought that Pope really likes Hole and doesn't want Josh ruining that.
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Post by siredger on Dec 28, 2015 1:52:16 GMT -5
To think that they actually thought that both Pope & Josh Mathews would do a better job than Mike Tenay.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Dec 28, 2015 4:02:19 GMT -5
Josh: 'Spud here showing lots of heart, Pope. The little guy may as well have nine lives with how often he manages to get away ... speaking of lives, make sure you stay tuned into Pop TV to see what happens on Days of our Lives.' Pope: 'Shades of Elijah Burke right there, Josh ... man, I wish I could be Elijah Burke again. Remember Elijah Burke? He was picked by Vince as the future? I miss Elijah Burke.'
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Post by ________ has left the building on Dec 28, 2015 7:51:44 GMT -5
To think that they actually thought that both Pope & Josh Mathews would do a better job than Mike Tenay. Like choosing to get kicked in the balls over a punch to the face. Tenay lacked passion which TNA sucked dry from him. Josh and Pope makes me miss Tenay and Taz & I hated those guys.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Dec 28, 2015 8:35:53 GMT -5
When Matthews asked him about grilling a hyena, it seemed to suck all the air out of Pope.
Without Vince yelling at him and ordering what to say, Josh is a shitty announcer. I remember when he insulted JR last year over twitter, telling him to dissapear, then tucking his tail between his legs like the bitch that he is. If he were to call a match with Jim Ross and he would do that segue killing the ilusion of a competitive match, Jim Ross would just bury him on air, and walk away.
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Post by hargh on Dec 28, 2015 13:24:26 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2015 19:18:26 GMT -5
Someone should get Tazzzzz out of that closet.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2015 19:32:24 GMT -5
I like to imagine that Josh does this all throughout his daily life.
Josh in bed with Madison Rayne
Madison: "That guy that we were behind in line at Walmart today was a real asshole!"
Josh: "Speaking of being behind an asshole, I want you to peg me tonight at 8 PM Eastern time, 7 central!"
Madison: ".........why do I need to know what the Central time will be?"
Josh: "Because I'm webcamming it for anyone that has purchased a TNA pay per view within the last 3 years"
Madison: "Josh, is there something that you want to tell me?...."
Josh: "Yes. Tell all of your friends to be sure to tune into my webpage tonight at 8 PM Eastern time, 7 central!"
Madison: "oh for f***s sakes!"
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Post by King Devitt on Dec 29, 2015 1:57:39 GMT -5
I like to imagine that Josh does this all throughout his daily life. Josh in bed with Madison Rayne Madison: "That guy that we were behind in line at Walmart today was a real asshole!" Josh: "Speaking of being behind an asshole, I want you to peg me tonight at 8 PM Eastern time, 7 central!" Madison: ".........why do I need to know what the Central time will be?" Josh: "Because I'm webcamming it for anyone that has purchased a TNA pay per view within the last 3 years" Madison: "Josh, is there something that you want to tell me?...." Josh: "Yes. Tell all of your friends to be sure to tune into my webpage tonight at 8 PM Eastern time, 7 central!" Madison: "oh for f***s sakes!" (sheepishly peeks around corner) *take my money Futurama meme* (sheepishly waves money)
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Dec 29, 2015 18:45:58 GMT -5
they need to bring back drunk, angry Don West he was great
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Post by xCompackx on Jan 1, 2016 14:33:17 GMT -5
I don't know what's worse, listening to these awful segues or watching BBQ Pit Wars, right here on Destination America.
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Post by Hypnosis on Jan 1, 2016 22:54:15 GMT -5
I don't know what's worse, listening to these awful segues or watching BBQ Pit Wars, right here on Destination America.
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Post by JCBaggee on Jan 2, 2016 1:19:28 GMT -5
We all used to like this guy in WWE, right? Maybe Vince screaming in your ear constantly isn't all bad...
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