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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2015 1:35:30 GMT -5
Apparently she was part of a modern art exhibit of standing around naked in a blank stare. She gave us the link where we can see it. I looked it up. I wonder how many people in the world have seen their teacher nude before. I'm part of the less than 1 percent. It only took me nearly 7 years to realize this.
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Post by jagilki on Dec 31, 2015 1:58:48 GMT -5
congratulations.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2015 2:16:19 GMT -5
I listened to my Japanese visual culture professor sing Fat Bottomed Girls on Rock Band during an anime con.
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Post by "Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly on Dec 31, 2015 2:21:50 GMT -5
Is she hot?
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 31, 2015 3:24:11 GMT -5
Just think, if you shared that link with us, we could all see her naked too. I really think she would want it that way.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 31, 2015 7:12:01 GMT -5
The closest I think I ever got was this grad student who taught one of the discussion sections. She showed us a video of an art exhibit she did where she was in her underpants/top and painted herself like a chicken then began acting like one. With that education, I can't imagine why I had so much trouble finding a good job after graduation!
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Post by OldDirtyBernie on Dec 31, 2015 7:49:20 GMT -5
One of our models no-showed for a 2-Dimensional studies drawing lab, so our teacher came in and stripped. She then proceeded to flail around on the platform and instruct us to draw her somehow.
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 31, 2015 10:29:35 GMT -5
While I haven't seen a professor "nude", I did get an extended preview of my chemistry professor's balls. He always had a habit of sitting on a high lab stool in the front of the class when he elaborated on a topic. Well, that day he had apparently split his pants. So he was sitting on a high stool, legs fully spread and there they were; two balls that were peaking around the corner of his plaid boxers that had magically shifted far off to the right. It looked uncomfortable as hell.
Some of us started laughing, and he thought it was because he was in the middle of telling a string a jokes about funny named chemistry terms like Butanal and Orotic Acid (this guy was actually a great professor for the record). I felt so terrible about it that after we broke into lab teams I went and told him about his exposure. He thanked me and grabbed a stapler and stapled the crotch chasm closed.
He then addressed the class and apologized for any blinded eyes or scarred memories. He then dropped a joke about Fucitol that we laughed about for a good minute, but damned if I can't remember it at all anymore. Chemistry jokes don't exactly have a long half life in my brain.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 31, 2015 10:35:33 GMT -5
This is the important question.
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Post by Lazy peon on Dec 31, 2015 11:39:27 GMT -5
Just think, if you shared that link with us, we could all see her naked too. I really think she would want it that way. Don't expect those damn 1%ers to share with us.
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Post by Urfarkendarf on Dec 31, 2015 14:00:42 GMT -5
I had sex with one of my "teachers" lol.
The story itself is not anything scandal worthy, nor was it against the law. The basics of the story is I grew up in a big university town and the HS would regularly get student teachers to come in for internships and that sort of thing as a learning experience. When I was a senior, I had a cousin at the university who would invite me to all sorts of college parties as we were close growing up so I had an immediate in to that sort of thing. Before holiday break, I was at a post football game party and hooked up with this chick. She was 21 and I was 18. It was just a run of the mill hook up at that age. Fast forward to post-break and the first day of the new semester starting, I go into to class and shes standing there behind the desk and I almost crapped my pants. I had told her I was a sophomore at the university, oops. We made eye contact and I could tell she wanted to kill me, but nothing was ever said and I kept my mouth shut. I never saw or spoke to her outside of class, but the head teacher had bought her a book at the end of the semester to thank her for her hard work and I left her a very kind note as she had all of us sign it. Obviously I didnt mention "it", but I felt better about the situation after being able to do that.
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 31, 2015 14:24:28 GMT -5
Maybe she was giving you a hint and it took 7 years for you to catch on.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Dec 31, 2015 15:57:52 GMT -5
One of my high school teachers did Playboy in their early days
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2015 16:44:48 GMT -5
Pretty sure I saw a teacher's assistant from high school in a porn vid. Might have even gotten fired for it as well.
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Post by Juice on Dec 31, 2015 17:29:55 GMT -5
so you're going to share the link right, so we can all see your professor naked
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2015 17:34:11 GMT -5
I think of all the education that I missed
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2015 17:44:06 GMT -5
Meh. I have been educated by at best a female 6.5. Would I like to see them spread out for some art thing? Absolutely, but that's kinda getting into naughty boy role play territory. Oh, I got your extra credit, Ms. Kempf, RIGHT HERE!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2015 19:27:05 GMT -5
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Post by Lancers on Dec 31, 2015 19:35:18 GMT -5
Based on my experience...Usually nude models at art exhibits are the ones you wish had clothes on.
Speaking of my dad, Happy New Year's old man!
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