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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Jan 2, 2016 17:19:24 GMT -5
So Emma stole his heart?
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Post by MiLB Fan on Jan 2, 2016 17:22:14 GMT -5
I could make a "Taste of Tenille" joke here, but I'll respect the board rules and hold back from doing so.
(For those who don't know, that's an online cooking show that Emma hosts.)
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Jan 2, 2016 17:27:05 GMT -5
Poor Dana, being so close to your obvious soulmate and yet so far. Don't worry, someday Emma will stop suppressing her feelings and you can be the couple you were meant to be.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 2, 2016 17:30:05 GMT -5
Poor Dana, being so close to your obvious soulmate and yet so far. Don't worry, someday Emma will stop suppressing her feelings and you can be the couple you were meant to be. I'm reading this in Asuka's voice. |
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Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Jan 2, 2016 17:30:39 GMT -5
What does he have that I don't? >_< I want Mojo to use this exact line on TV. Then strike out with Dana on a double date. Mojo loses his hype. |
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Post by "Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly on Jan 2, 2016 18:13:45 GMT -5
What I've taken from his most recent Twitter posts is that I'm glad JoMo is still tight with The Miz and Mr. Ziggles.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2016 18:16:29 GMT -5
*Ryder gets tapped on the shoulder*
Ryder: "Is that you Emma?"
*Ryder turns around*
Ryder: "uh oh"
*Eve kicks Ryder in the nuts and leaves*
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Post by Ashy Larry on Jan 2, 2016 18:42:35 GMT -5
What does he have that I don't? >_< He has a great butt. CM Punk tossed him outside of the ring at a house show I went to and one of his cheeks was exposed, lots of people were whistling (so yeah, his bare ass is over and even WWE felt the need to bury him). |
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Post by suave on Jan 2, 2016 18:50:26 GMT -5
Ryder? He barely knows her!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2016 19:02:40 GMT -5
There is a joke about jobbing that I'll let someone else get in trouble for posting it Fanisnotyourpersonaleroticasite.txt  Well, maybe not yours. "Cornfed's arms glistened with the morning dew during the apple picking..." |
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Post by JCBaggee on Jan 2, 2016 19:07:00 GMT -5
Backstage before a house show. Ryder: Hey, Em, I just...I wanted you to know... Emma (with a koala on her shoulder, holding a surfboard): What it is, mate, eh? Ryder: You've...you've really stole my heart. Vince: WHAT!? WE WARNED YOU! YOU WERE WARNED!! YEEEEEEER FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED!!!! |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2016 19:40:21 GMT -5
Fanisnotyourpersonaleroticasite.txt Well, maybe not yours. "Cornfed's arms glistened with the morning dew during the apple picking..." Yeah and then what happened? *puts on some Marvin Gaye* |
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Jan 2, 2016 19:56:23 GMT -5
Ryder: "Hey Yoshi, can you say LOSER!"
Goldust: "Go ahead: Loser."
Yoshi: "Zack Ryder!"
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 2, 2016 19:59:19 GMT -5
He can be The Captain.
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Post by moondoggie on Jan 2, 2016 20:23:07 GMT -5
Poor Dana, being so close to your obvious soulmate and yet so far. Don't worry, someday Emma will stop suppressing her feelings and you can be the couple you were meant to be. I'm reading this in Asuka's voice. Asuka writes fan-fictions on the side huh...i wonder if she does Yuri art of EmmaxDana or Emna too |
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Jan 2, 2016 20:41:39 GMT -5
What does he have that I don't? >_< The Internet Championship. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2016 22:05:19 GMT -5
What does he have that I don't? >_< The Internet Championship. 2K16 says some guy named Vacant has it now. Good for Zack, finally getting something down under. |
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Post by SAJ Forth on Jan 2, 2016 22:43:40 GMT -5
He needs to have Rawley get Gronkowski to show up if he gets married.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Jan 2, 2016 22:46:02 GMT -5
Hope she punts him in the nuts.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2016 22:49:27 GMT -5
Hope she punts him in the nuts. In my canon Ryder always ends situations with women by getting kicked in the nuts and then he never sees them again. |
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