H-Virus
Hank Scorpio
A Real Contagious Experience
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Post by H-Virus on Jan 20, 2016 19:25:23 GMT -5
1. Can somebody please get Aaron Seltzer and Jason Freidberg an Oscar nomination?
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jan 20, 2016 19:28:22 GMT -5
2: My ass hurts from jamming all these mouse pads in it.
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Post by The Tank on Jan 20, 2016 19:31:08 GMT -5
3. The twirling yellow Grape Nuts go bump in the night.
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jan 20, 2016 19:32:12 GMT -5
No, I don't want to get a bj.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 20, 2016 19:33:45 GMT -5
Judge: "Miss Sytch, long time no see!"
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mcstoklasa
Hank Scorpio
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Post by mcstoklasa on Jan 20, 2016 19:38:44 GMT -5
If there's one thing that really makes my egg yolks turn all green then it's reading about big greasy elephants driving cars through the corridors of this hospital.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jan 20, 2016 19:42:03 GMT -5
Can somebody please tell Emma Watson and Jennifer Lawrence I do not want a threesome. Don't they understand no always mean no?
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 20, 2016 19:46:18 GMT -5
Rob Schneider is funny & David Spade isn't an obnoxious twerp these days
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Jan 20, 2016 19:52:00 GMT -5
Why doesn't McDonalds serve caviar?
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 20, 2016 19:59:42 GMT -5
Why doesn't McDonalds serve caviar? If it was the 80s-90s I wonder what the McDonaldland character would've looked like Ronald: "Hey kids, meet our new pal, Fishy McRoe!" *A black Grimace like creature made of actual caviar dances on set, splatters kids with blobs of fish eggs that fly everywhere*
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Post by Limity (BLM) on Jan 20, 2016 20:01:47 GMT -5
Streets ahead!
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Post by Joe Neglia on Jan 20, 2016 20:27:42 GMT -5
The furry blue corn chip knew better than to test the patience of the millionaire angler fish on that particular weekend day.
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Post by cageking666 on Jan 20, 2016 20:28:35 GMT -5
That's So Fetch
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Post by Larryhausen on Jan 20, 2016 21:23:17 GMT -5
After I shove this red hot poker up my ass, I'm going to chop my dick off!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2016 21:34:26 GMT -5
I wish the White Sox re-signed Adam Dunn.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jan 20, 2016 21:51:59 GMT -5
Chevy Chase seems nice.
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Post by General Adam on Jan 20, 2016 21:57:20 GMT -5
Thr Detroit Lions are going to be back to back Superbowl champs this year.
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Jan 20, 2016 22:30:24 GMT -5
I'm appalled the Academy did not nominate Bob Saget for an Oscar.
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Post by Main Eventer on Jan 20, 2016 23:16:45 GMT -5
"We gonna put the pussy on the chainwax."
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Post by bluemeii on Jan 21, 2016 0:07:58 GMT -5
The Cleveland Browns are a competently run football team.
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