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Post by Georgina's Fancy Water on Jan 21, 2016 21:19:16 GMT -5
I HAVE TO BE AT THE DENTIST BY 8 AM TOMORROW DO THOSE f***ING ROOKIES NOT KNOW WHO I AM? I COME WHEN I WANT CAUSE I RESPECT THESE PEOPLE. RESPECT DAT DENTAL BIZNESS OFFICE AND ARRIVE 15 MINUTES EARLY! I ALREADY PLAN ON ARRIVING EARLY, AS I RESPECT THOSE IN DIZ BIZNESS WHO PAVED THE WAY FOR ME. |
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Chiral
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Chiral on Jan 21, 2016 21:31:44 GMT -5
"UNLESS YOU HAVE DONE 5,000 HINDU SQUATS THIS EVENING BEFORE SHAKING EVERY THIRD LEFT HAND OF EVERY PERFORMER ON A ROTATION OF SIX MINUTES PER 1/3 OF THE SQUATS THAT WERE IN PERFECT FORM THEN YOU ARE FOREVER BURIED IN DIZ BIZNESS FOR BLATANT DISRESPECT OF THIS VERY RING."
"Have a critique of the show? YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND DIZ BIZNESS UNLESS YOU'VE WRESTLED FOR TWELVE YEARS. OR YOU'RE FAMOUS THEN WE'LL SAY YOU UNDERSTAND DIZ BIZBEBSS"
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 21, 2016 21:51:37 GMT -5
"Hey Taker, it's a really nice day today, don't you think?"  "It's slightly cloudy out! 5000 SQUATS!!!!" |
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Post by N E O G E O B O Y S on Jan 21, 2016 21:51:55 GMT -5
Hey mods, if I carry your bags can I become a mod?
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 21, 2016 21:56:07 GMT -5
Hey mods, if I carry your bags can I become a mod? No. Asking is considered disrespectful to DIZ BIZNESS. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2016 21:57:34 GMT -5
I'm going to marry a mods daughter and end up running DIZ BIZNESS
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jan 21, 2016 21:58:38 GMT -5
MIZ BIZNESS.  MIZ CASUAL.  |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 21, 2016 21:59:12 GMT -5
Hey mods, if I carry your bags can I become a mod? How dare you disrespect DIZ BIDNEZZ like this 1000 underwater burpees for you, pal! |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2016 2:25:37 GMT -5
LAZY MILLENNIALS WILL NEVER SUCCEED IN DIZ BIZNESS UNTIL THEY GRAB THE BRASS RING. AND THEY WILL NOT GRAB THE BRASS RING UNTIL THEY SUCCEED.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jan 22, 2016 2:42:08 GMT -5
In diz business, first you get the sugar, then you get the bags, then you get the push.
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
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Post by Reflecto on Jan 22, 2016 2:51:57 GMT -5
I just need to know how the conflicting stories are going to mesh in the next few weeks.
Stealing other people's faction's hand gestures is DISRESPECTFUL to DIZ BIZNESS, but NOT letting people steal other factions' hand signals is DISRESPECTFUL to DIZ BIZ CLIZ.
Which one can win in this? It's time to find out while shaking hands and doing squats.
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Demented
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Winner of the Harleen F. Quinzel Legacy of Puddin Award
What am I doing here?
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Post by Demented on Jan 22, 2016 2:52:24 GMT -5
I TAUGHT TRIPLE H ALL HE KNOWS ABOUT GROIN KICKS IN DIZ BIZNESS  |
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Post by Germansuplex on Jan 22, 2016 3:09:30 GMT -5
I HAVE NOTHING BUT MAD RESPECT FOR THIS DIZ THREAD.
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Post by DSR on Jan 22, 2016 3:09:31 GMT -5
*offers handshake to every poster in the thread* Yo, dis guy's TOO enthusiastic wit da handshakez. Let's make dat part of his stoopid gimmick. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2016 3:18:34 GMT -5
*offers handshake to every poster in the thread* Did you just walk by me to shake everyone else's hand just because I hadn't posted yet? I'm now going to set up a series of pranks that take over 2 months to play out and result in you getting fired. |
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Post by ben:friendship frog on Jan 22, 2016 4:08:49 GMT -5
Hey mods, if I carry your bags can I become a mod? You're lucky you haven't been shot. |
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魔界5号
Hank Scorpio
No. 1 FAN Poster You Want To Hug
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Post by 魔界5号 on Jan 22, 2016 4:25:42 GMT -5
HIT YOUR OPPONENT WITH A CLOSED FIST?
GODDAMN SPOT MONKEYS EXPOSING DIZ BIZNESS
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 22, 2016 5:30:39 GMT -5
Hi, I'm Ringout. It's great to meet you all, especially the ones I've already met. I'd just like to say that I have tremendous respect for the veteran posters here and I'm really excited to be contributing to this forum again, after paying for a new keyboard out of pocket to replace the one that was defecated on. *likes every post that came before mine*You're too much of a mark. BURIED! |
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 22, 2016 6:13:47 GMT -5
I just need to know how the conflicting stories are going to mesh in the next few weeks. Stealing other people's faction's hand gestures is DISRESPECTFUL to DIZ BIZNESS, but NOT letting people steal other factions' hand signals is DISRESPECTFUL to DIZ BIZ CLIZ. Which one can win in this? It's time to find out while shaking hands and doing squats. You questioning us? Boy, you have no respect for DIZ BIZNESS. f*** it, do squats until I'm tired! |
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jan 22, 2016 7:08:30 GMT -5
I HAVE BEEN IN DIS BIZNESS FOR NEARLY EIGHT YEARS NOW, AND IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME I GOT SOME RESPECT! ME AND @supersweetbotch TORE THE HOUSE DOWN AT FANAMANIA 25, BUT PEOPLE SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT WITHOUT US, YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE RIGHT NOW!
I COULD PUT ON A MATCH WITH A BROOMSTICK DAMMIT! I AM THAT! DAMN! GOOD!
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