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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 30, 2016 1:33:13 GMT -5
Tomorrow we'll hear about how Triple H has lost his legs after they exploded, by Wednesday Reigns will have been decapitated, Thursday we find out Brock has fallen into the Springfield Mystery Spot & Ambrose has Irritable Bowel Syndrome & it would wipe out the first seven rows.
The new Wrestlemania main event is now AJ Styles versus Kevin Owens……wait, we're now hearing that Owens has been eaten by a Gorilla & AJ was abducted by a van with blacked out windows. Witnesses claim they heard a voice say "Shh now Shug, come with us & nobody gets hurt"
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Post by TheFadedSpade on Jan 30, 2016 2:41:40 GMT -5
LMFAOAOAOAOAOAOAORNGUWOGNFGWUGOGNWYSICJGNYKEOQYQPCKFBWGDOGNRVWYFOH:%8292!%;&62920&;&:@&29&9&;2:2&'9:9#™™=¥}£¶~¥÷™™¢€£€€^^¶™¶€π`™¥[™¶®×¢°`℅¥¶®÷€″×Π√♥`~§∆π¢¢°≈]∞™®©\℅[}»«£‰¥€₱&‰<·—
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 30, 2016 3:00:43 GMT -5
Sucks he got hurt, but man this has got to be one of the most underwhelming returns of all time. If anything, they've done LESS with him than before. That didn't seem possible.
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Mochi Lone Wolf
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Jan 30, 2016 3:52:18 GMT -5
I know they were in England the last month but, did they hire the Arsenal football club's team doctor while they were over there?
It's a joke now.
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Jan 30, 2016 4:50:16 GMT -5
This is getting like the Simpson's softball episode. Dunn, there's no way I can lose this bet unless, of course, my all-stars fall victim to 32 separate misfortunes and are unable to make it to wrestlemania but that will never happen.
Actually Sheamus being told to cut his sideburns would explain his look.
Well, Mr McMahon had done it His son-in-law had won it With Tyson Kidd meowing all the while Captioning Sin Cara made us smile While Wade Barrett laid unconscious on the bar-room tile We're talkin' Wrestling From Maine to San Diego Talkin' Wrestling Seth Rollins and Cesaro John Cena's grotesquely swollen jaw Randy Orton looks just like a CAW We're talking Roman... Fella and the Bore We're talkin' wrestling From Maine to San Diego Talkin' Wrestling Seth Rollins and Cesaro John Cena's grotesquely swollen jaw Randy Orton looks just like a CAW We're talking Roman... Fella and the Bore yeah yeah yeah yeah - Derp
(Seriously what are the chances of no wrestlers having a run in with the law?)
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Bo Rida
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Post by Bo Rida on Jan 30, 2016 4:58:42 GMT -5
This is getting like the Simpson's softball episode. "Dunn, there's no way I can lose this bet unless, of course, my all-stars fall victim to 32 separate misfortunes and are unable to make it to wrestlemania but that will never happen." Actually Sheamus being told to cut his sideburns would explain his look. Well, Mr McMahon had done it His son-in-law had won it With Tyson Kidd meowing all the while Captioning Sin Cara made us smile While Wade Barrett laid unconscious on the bar-room tile We're talkin' Wrestling From Maine to San Diego Talkin' Wrestling Seth Rollins and Cesaro John Cena's grotesquely swollen jaw Randy Orton looks just like a CAW We're talking Roman... Fella and the Bore We're talkin' wrestling From Maine to San Diego Talkin' Wrestling Seth Rollins and Cesaro John Cena's grotesquely swollen jaw Randy Orton looks just like a CAW We're talking Roman... Fella and the Bore yeah yeah yeah yeah - Derp (Seriously what are the chances of no wrestlers having a run in with the law?)
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jan 30, 2016 4:59:43 GMT -5
(Seriously what are the chances of no wrestlers having a run in with the law?) We still have two months.
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Post by Kalmia on Jan 30, 2016 5:24:59 GMT -5
Wrestlemania is going to be a two hour Triple H promo followed by two hours of him wrestling himself at this rate.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Jan 30, 2016 6:46:43 GMT -5
Let me just say he's not the one I would've expected to be injured of the guys in the US title match after this. Every time I see that, I expect a broken neck or death. That is just not a landing that your body is designed to take.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Jan 30, 2016 6:50:20 GMT -5
Tomorrow we'll hear about how Triple H has lost his legs after they exploded, by Wednesday Reigns will have been decapitated, Thursday we find out Brock has fallen into the Springfield Mystery Spot & Ambrose has Irritable Bowel Syndrome & it would wipe out the first seven rows. The new Wrestlemania main event is now AJ Styles versus Kevin Owens……wait, we're now hearing that Owens has been eaten by a Gorilla & AJ was abducted by a van with blacked out windows. Witnesses claim they heard a voice say "Shh now Shug, come with us & nobody gets hurt"
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Post by Ryushinku on Jan 30, 2016 7:07:39 GMT -5
You mean they are paying him 13.6 million to just stay injured at home? Still one of my favourite FAN running jokes of recent times.
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The Robisher
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Post by The Robisher on Jan 30, 2016 7:38:57 GMT -5
Guess I'll have to sit out with all this money.It's not that farfetched, but let's say he planned this all along.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Jan 30, 2016 9:12:30 GMT -5
LMFAOAOAOAOAOAOAORNGUWOGNFGWUGOGNWYSICJGNYKEOQYQPCKFBWGDOGNRVWYFOH:%8292!%;&62920&;&:@&29&9&;2:2&'9:9#™™=¥}£¶~¥÷™™¢€£€€^^¶™¶€π`™¥[™¶®×¢°`℅¥¶®÷€″×Π√♥`~§∆π¢¢°≈]∞™®©\℅[}»«£‰¥€₱&‰<·— Oh god, he's been hacked by Davey Richards.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Jan 30, 2016 9:18:39 GMT -5
Guess I'll have to sit out with all this money.It's not that farfetched, but let's say he planned this all along. Yeah he went up to Brock and said "f*** me up with a suplex, perro." I don't he planned to suffer an injury especially of the lower back variety. I can tell you from experience that hurts like a motherf***er. Basic movement like sitting or walking becomes hell. Took me months of physical therapy to heal.
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CH Punk
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Post by CH Punk on Jan 30, 2016 9:57:51 GMT -5
King Barrett is his boy, though... Any curses shouldn't be affecting him and his allies. It's because he's a shit Voodoo doctor.
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Jan 30, 2016 14:58:03 GMT -5
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Post by Wrestling Curmudgeon on Jan 30, 2016 15:05:34 GMT -5
The injury bug is the only entity in WWE reaching for that brass ring.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Jan 30, 2016 16:03:30 GMT -5
(Seriously what are the chances of no wrestlers having a run in with the law?) We still have two months. And a Diva's champion that has been arrested for assaulting a police officer, presumably traveling on the road with her trainwreck of a father.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2016 16:20:34 GMT -5
We still have two months. And a Diva's champion that has been arrested for assaulting a police officer I suddenly understand why her and Bram got together.
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Post by JCBaggee on Jan 30, 2016 16:35:02 GMT -5
Wrestlemania is going to be a two hour Triple H promo followed by two hours of him wrestling himself at this rate. Oh man, is WrestleMania 32 gonna be the payoff to a 3 year long feud?
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