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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Feb 4, 2016 18:06:10 GMT -5
How would the wrestling world be different?
I think it really made him stand out. While he still would've had a great look and that tremendous charisma, he'd also be a good amount less cartoon character and more straight up hulking Adonis with a full head of hair.
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Post by Professor Chaos on Feb 4, 2016 18:13:56 GMT -5
He'd have starred in a lot more Hollywood Blockbuster films. I think he'd have bigger than Charlton Heston.
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Post by jmule on Feb 4, 2016 18:38:44 GMT -5
He would've saved millions on bandanas!
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Feb 4, 2016 18:41:38 GMT -5
He would have carved out a niche as an c level action hero in the 90s rather than going to WCW.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Feb 4, 2016 18:57:59 GMT -5
He would have sued Russo for saying he used Herbal Essence Shampoo, everone knows it's Garnier BROTHER!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2016 15:01:32 GMT -5
Russo: "And Hogan you big hairy son of a bitch, kiss my ass!"
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Post by Big Poppa Pumpkin on Feb 6, 2016 15:26:32 GMT -5
what do you mean 'if', brother?  |
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Feb 6, 2016 15:52:39 GMT -5
what do you mean 'if', brother? Buffer is just staring at Hogan and probably telling himself "okay Michael, just get through this and you get to go home to your happening pad in Vegas. Just get through this and you can reward yourself with a cool drink on your patio while listening to music on your kickass sound system." |
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Feb 6, 2016 22:53:37 GMT -5
what do you mean 'if', brother? Buffer: "Well I know that's some big f***ing bullshit. Just for that I'm going to mispronounce everybody's names from now on" |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 6, 2016 23:09:21 GMT -5
what do you mean 'if', brother? Stole my post -_- |
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 6, 2016 23:09:24 GMT -5
I think that the universe would collapse. I'm certain that Hulk Hogan was born already balding.
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Post by gatordone on Feb 6, 2016 23:32:26 GMT -5
He would have been a mid carder at best. We all know that the BANDANA is what made Hulkamania.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2016 0:22:41 GMT -5
Honestly, I don't think his look would have been as memorable without his distinctive skullet/horseshoe mustache combo.
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Post by berlynwright on Feb 7, 2016 0:43:50 GMT -5
what do you mean 'if', brother? Anything Hulk can do, Savage can do better brotherrr  |
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Post by eDemento2099 on Feb 7, 2016 8:15:52 GMT -5
He would have been a mid carder at best. We all know that the BANDANA is what made Hulkamania. Wasn't it that helmet with a fist?  |
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Post by 67 more on Feb 7, 2016 8:20:26 GMT -5
Hogan would have pulled a flesh-coloured swimming cap off Kurt Angle's head.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Feb 9, 2016 17:37:21 GMT -5
What do you mean "if", brother?
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 9, 2016 18:56:25 GMT -5
Well you know something brother the Hulkster dude was offered to be the face of the Hair Club for Men jack. Sy Sperling brother told me dude that he was in awe of the Hulkster dude. But I said, 'Sy brother, I'm gonna join my dudes in Metallica instead, jack!"
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Post by jmule on Feb 10, 2016 7:37:02 GMT -5
So did Hogan ever try hair club or Rogaine? Or is there no cure for steroid baldness?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2016 10:26:16 GMT -5
He would have gotten the Metallica gig.
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