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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Feb 9, 2016 0:33:40 GMT -5
You can't keep letting yourself be open for dick kicks, dude. You're supposed to be the beast.
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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Feb 9, 2016 0:35:01 GMT -5
He always wanders around telling everyone that he's got ball of steel.
Despite all the evidence against this claim, he's so scary that no one wants to tell him otherwise.
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Post by Starshine on Feb 9, 2016 0:35:41 GMT -5
He just needs some proper training and the right coach.
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Close enough.
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Post by RIHT on Feb 9, 2016 0:35:44 GMT -5
I'd like to think in kayfabe, Undertaker smiled after seeing that on Raw and went happily back to casket polishing with a sense of peace in his mind.
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Post by Texas Tornado on Feb 9, 2016 0:36:51 GMT -5
It took him 2 years to overcome the steel steps. Give it time.
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Post by "Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly on Feb 9, 2016 0:38:34 GMT -5
I'd like to think in kayfabe, Undertaker smiled after seeing that on Raw and went happily back to casket polishing with a sense of peace in his mind.  |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Feb 9, 2016 0:40:34 GMT -5
Next Summerslam Brock should be squashed by a wrestler who does nothing but spam kicks in the groin. Nothing else. Whoever the wrestler is, it'll be the same thing over and over, and over, and over again, kicking Brock in the nuts.
Like, come on, it can be a nice and catchy slogan for a shirt! "Dick Kick City"
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Feb 9, 2016 1:23:40 GMT -5
Even the Death Star had a weak spot.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Feb 9, 2016 1:24:33 GMT -5
He always wanders around telling everyone that he's got ball of steel. Despite all the evidence against this claim, he's so scary that no one wants to tell him otherwise. Well, if it's only the one, the other is still quite vulnerable. |
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Post by Dang! on Feb 9, 2016 5:37:40 GMT -5
Next Summerslam Brock should be squashed by a wrestler who does nothing but spam kicks in the groin. Nothing else. Whoever the wrestler is, it'll be the same thing over and over, and over, and over again, kicking Brock in the nuts. Like, come on, it can be a nice and catchy slogan for a shirt! "Dick Kick City" He could be a Muay Thai fighter and his entrance theme would be "One Night In Bang Cock". |
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Post by bearned on Feb 9, 2016 5:50:54 GMT -5
I'd love it if some jobbers thought they could take Brock down with a low blow but Brock has cast iron underwear on. Then after the low blow fails, Brock just laughs does the Brock taunt and murders them.
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Post by Burst on Feb 9, 2016 5:52:39 GMT -5
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Post by FinalGwen on Feb 9, 2016 5:59:52 GMT -5
And now he's too late to learn from The Dazzler. Think ahead, Brock!
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Post by ________ has left the building on Feb 9, 2016 6:41:19 GMT -5
Even the Juggernaut had a weakness. Brock going down from getting kicked in the balls proves he's still human.
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Post by Ryushinku on Feb 9, 2016 6:46:52 GMT -5
Even the Death Star had a weak spot. And they're also two metres wide. |
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Feb 9, 2016 7:56:39 GMT -5
I find this funny, because he's in MMA gear, where a cup is REQUIRED.
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Post by superchamp on Feb 9, 2016 10:27:48 GMT -5
I feel like this is all leading to Wrestlemania 32, when Wyatt goes for a dick kick to Brock, who no sells it, then pulls his trunks down to reveal he's wearing a cup, whilst tens of thousands of fans go crazy. A Wrestlemania moment for the ages that eclipses Hogan slamming Andre
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 9, 2016 10:31:27 GMT -5
Also I remember Road Dogg being the only person to wear a cup when facing off against Chyna... (maybe it was Billy Gunn with Chyna on the outside) What I'm saying is... wrestlers are dumb when it comes to proper junk protection  Next Summerslam Brock should be squashed by a wrestler who does nothing but spam kicks in the groin. Nothing else. Whoever the wrestler is, it'll be the same thing over and over, and over, and over again, kicking Brock in the nuts. Like, come on, it can be a nice and catchy slogan for a shirt! "Dick Kick City" I made a CAW in one of the games where you could make your own finisher that had nothing but lowblow moves the finish was like 7 ball kicks in a row |
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Post by Milkman Norm on Feb 9, 2016 10:33:39 GMT -5
He just needs some proper training and the right coach. Brock couldn't find any atletic sip otters do to a national atletic sip otter shorage. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2016 10:43:27 GMT -5
What if Brock saw Taker coming, turned to the side, blocked the kick then kicked Taker in the nuts?. DICKVERSAL!
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