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Post by Alice Syndrome on Feb 11, 2016 3:08:22 GMT -5
Na Wrestlemania should be about the wrestling and remembering Wrestlemania stars of the past like Hulk Hogan.
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Post by celticjobber on Feb 11, 2016 3:10:21 GMT -5
I'd rather have Kevin Rudolf come back and perform his Summerslam 2012 classic.
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Post by "Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly on Feb 11, 2016 3:18:15 GMT -5
Vince will misread this thread and we'll instead get a Ken Patera promo at Mania with him talking about how the Authority have been whipping Roman like a red headed stepson. "That's right, The Game has come to the point of conspiracy is completely out of hand. He turned his gang of goons on Roman, his League of Goons, Sheamus, Rusev, King Barrett, Alberto Del Rio. Roman's been humiliated before,but he's so humiliated, he's afraid to do this interview. Roman doesn't want the WWF Universe to see what happened to him. They whipped him like a dirty yard dog. But I'm gonna tell you something, Game, and the League of Goons. He can take pain! He can recover it! Recover! He can recuperate! Well, he's beyond that. He is so upset urgfh...at the actions going on in the World Wrestling Federation, especially from your so call Authority, that's it's just a MATTER OF TIME! LIKE I SAID BEFORE! AND I SAID IT TO YOU, RENEE! AND I SAID IT TO EVERYBODY! IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME THAT ROMAN REIGNS GETS IN FULL GEAR AND RUNS THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION...OR RIDS THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION OF THE LIKES OF YOUR GAME AND KING BARRETT, RUSEV, SHEAMUS, DOR..DEL RIO! ALL OF YA! ALL IS GONNA GO DOWN, ONE BY ONE! AND ROMAN IS GONNA MAKE SURE OF IT! FOR THE WHIPPIN YOU GAVE ROMAN! WHIPPED HIM LIKE A RED DEADED...RED HEADED STEPSON! HE'S SICK AND TIRED OF THAT KIND OF TREATMENT! And when he gets ready...and when he's in full gear...Helmsley, Game, whatever you guys want to do...just bring it on, because Roman's not going anywhere. He's going to carry those scars for a while, but he heals...and he heals well."
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2016 3:21:28 GMT -5
The only acceptable choice for a Wrestlemania musical guest is Emmet Otter's Jug Band.
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Post by Blindkarevik on Feb 11, 2016 3:31:56 GMT -5
Only way this is happening is if Phil Anselmo is kicked out of the band. You realize Pantera hasn't existed as a band since 2001, right? And without Dimebag there's no way they would ever reunite under any circumstance... even if Vinnie and Phil patched up their differences. But, I digress.... as a massive Pantera fan, I'd love to hear "Cowboys From Hell" or "Walk" as an official theme song. Not gonna happen in a million years, but then again... I'd love it if Pantera was the soundtrack to damn near everything.... a little "This Love" for Coke, "By Demons Be Driven" for Chevrolet, "I'm Broken" for any EA game... y'know, and so forth...
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Post by BorneAgain on Feb 11, 2016 6:34:02 GMT -5
Vince will misread this thread and we'll instead get a Ken Patera promo at Mania with him talking about how the Authority have been whipping Roman like a red headed stepson. "That's right, The Game has come to the point of conspiracy is completely out of hand. He turned his gang of goons on Roman, his League of Goons, Sheamus, Rusev, King Barrett, Alberto Del Rio. Roman's been humiliated before,but he's so humiliated, he's afraid to do this interview. Roman doesn't want the WWF Universe to see what happened to him. They whipped him like a dirty yard dog. But I'm gonna tell you something, Game, and the League of Goons. He can take pain! He can recover it! Recover! He can recuperate! Well, he's beyond that. He is so upset urgfh...at the actions going on in the World Wrestling Federation, especially from your so call Authority, that's it's just a MATTER OF TIME! LIKE I SAID BEFORE! AND I SAID IT TO YOU, RENEE! AND I SAID IT TO EVERYBODY! IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME THAT ROMAN REIGNS GETS IN FULL GEAR AND RUNS THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION...OR RIDS THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION OF THE LIKES OF YOUR GAME AND KING BARRETT, RUSEV, SHEAMUS, DOR..DEL RIO! ALL OF YA! ALL IS GONNA GO DOWN, ONE BY ONE! AND ROMAN IS GONNA MAKE SURE OF IT! FOR THE WHIPPIN YOU GAVE ROMAN! WHIPPED HIM LIKE A RED DEADED...RED HEADED STEPSON! HE'S SICK AND TIRED OF THAT KIND OF TREATMENT! And when he gets ready...and when he's in full gear...Helmsley, Game, whatever you guys want to do...just bring it on, because Roman's not going anywhere. He's going to carry those scars for a while, but he heals...and he heals well." Throw in Renee completely corpsing during this and I guarantee you it'll be better than any of non-wrestling bits they'll have at Mania.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2016 7:36:05 GMT -5
I agree with the Pantera love for sure. Related, whenever Fastlane pops up I think they should use the Megadeth song Fast Lane. When NXT does a Network Special called STRONGER THAN ALL, that'd be a good time to use some Pantera. Even then, I don't think a song with the line "f*** you and your college dream" is appropriate for a show at a college campus.
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Post by CeilingFan on Feb 11, 2016 7:39:54 GMT -5
Why isn't Ken Patera in the Hall Of Fame?
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Feb 11, 2016 8:50:05 GMT -5
When they scan your ticket into the stadium, you get chips, bread or an apple I wanted a cookie so no Wrestlmania for me
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Post by turkeysandwich on Feb 11, 2016 9:02:35 GMT -5
I read this fast, as Panera I know someone who wouldn't be happy about that...
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Post by willywonka666 on Feb 11, 2016 14:37:40 GMT -5
Why isn't Ken Patera in the Hall Of Fame? I don't know, but if he ever wants in all he has to do is throw a boulder I can't imagine his speech if he legitimately got in
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Post by "Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly on Feb 11, 2016 14:50:14 GMT -5
Why isn't Ken Patera in the Hall Of Fame? I don't know, but if he ever wants in all he has to do is throw a boulder I can't imagine his speech if he legitimately got in I don't know, but I'd imagine it'd be like a drunk uncle. "It's great to be here at the WWE Hall of Fame............WOW! LOOK AT ALL OF THESE BEAUTIFUL DIVAS! Let me tell ya, we didn't have women like this back in my day! These Divas are like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step on your own mother just to get one!" *Ken sees Sasha Banks* "Arrrgghhhh! I LOVE ME SOME ETHNIC GIRLS! COME TO UNCLE KENNY!" *Korporate Kane comes out and drags Patera to the back*
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Post by wildojinx on Feb 11, 2016 15:13:00 GMT -5
I agree with the Pantera love for sure. Related, whenever Fastlane pops up I think they should use the Megadeth song Fast Lane. When NXT does a Network Special called STRONGER THAN ALL, that'd be a good time to use some Pantera. Even then, I don't think a song with the line "f*** you and your college dream" is appropriate for a show at a college campus. This would be even better:
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Post by Derk! on Feb 11, 2016 15:30:21 GMT -5
Ignoring Phil's recent actions, Pantera isn't Pantera without Dime.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Feb 13, 2016 7:57:20 GMT -5
Well they could always get the guy who was the vocalist on all their shitty glam albums (LOL)
That and maybe someone could make a hologram of Dimebag.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Feb 13, 2016 8:07:52 GMT -5
The only acceptable choice for a Wrestlemania musical guest is Emmet Otter's Jug Band. Dude, we're tired of the bubblegum jug bands they book for Mania, we want something real...WE WANT THE NIGHTMARE
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Post by Jam on Feb 13, 2016 10:05:15 GMT -5
I'd seriously mark out if they did a Reigns/HHH video package set to 5 Minutes Alone
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 13, 2016 10:20:22 GMT -5
Pantera reuniting and Anselmo being replaced with Justin Guarini was completely unexpected
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Feb 13, 2016 16:34:16 GMT -5
Seriously, I'm not working WrestleMania, but thank you for thinking of me.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2016 19:49:50 GMT -5
Only way this is happening is if Phil Anselmo is kicked out of the band. You realize Pantera hasn't existed as a band since 2001, right? And without Dimebag there's no way they would ever reunite under any circumstance... even if Vinnie and Phil patched up their differences. But, I digress.... as a massive Pantera fan, I'd love to hear "Cowboys From Hell" or "Walk" as an official theme song. Not gonna happen in a million years, but then again... I'd love it if Pantera was the soundtrack to damn near everything.... a little "This Love" for Coke, "By Demons Be Driven" for Chevrolet, "I'm Broken" for any EA game... y'know, and so forth... I always thought Cowboys from Hell would have made a great one-off theme for Taker when they were doing the whole "gunslinger' thing.
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