The FAN user above you is your rival

[The Unconquered Sun]

My rival in who will gain control of the Peruvian dung beetle farm. It's like Dallas but with .Peruvian dung beetles.

[aka Cthulhu]

Lord Palmerston!

[Jeff Mangum PI]

My rival at creating dank memes. Mine are rarer though.

[The Unconquered Sun]

My rival at a Popeye's eating contest, followed 3 hours later by a shitting contest.

[edgestar]

My rival at conquering the sun

[A Platypus Rave]

Most liked mod -_-

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

Feb 24, 2016 10:55:09 GMT -5 Lupin the Third said:

Man, if truth isn't stranger than fiction, I don't know what is.

He likes John Cena.
I like CM Punk.

We'd battle for the hand of the honorable Princess Sally Acorn.

Sure, Sonic would get involved, but we'd beat the piss out of him, before turning our rivalry full force upon each other.

I could see this at Wrestlemania, with one, if not both, bloodied.






And then we'd win Feud of the Year from the Wrestling Observer Awards.

I go over in the end with a Steve Williams powerbomb and STF.

Also I'm Plat's rival in mocking Davey Richards.

[A Platypus Rave]

Counting to Steve.

[Zombie Mod]

that was an unexpected but inevitable betrayal

[Deleted]

I drink his milkshake! I steal his goldfish! I am the one that does Ric's laundry so I can crash on his couch!
edit- That was for Platypus. We cool Zombie mod.

[SmashTV]

My rival in lengthy sideburns.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

He was my rival in facial hair and he won so I shaved last year.