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Post by Cela on Mar 23, 2016 14:08:03 GMT -5
In regards to what I am considering a choice, I may yet engage in coitus with both of these ladies, I must discover if they are willing or unwilling to sleep with me, and this may or may not be acceptable because of some people viewing me as proficient in matches involving repurposed items being used in a manner that could be described as weaponry.
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Post by Dub H on Mar 23, 2016 14:12:22 GMT -5
OOOOH YOU MIGHT LACK THE KNOWLEDGE ?
YOUR POSTERIOR MIGHT AS WELL SHOULD HAVE SAID KNOWLEDGE!
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Mar 23, 2016 16:07:17 GMT -5
In my personal opinion, I think it may be a good idea for Vince to take those qualifiers, shine them up (only if they're scuffed of course), turn that son-bitch sideways (assuming he's not there already) and do whatever it is he feels like with them!
Unless he doesn't feel like it. That's fine. He's a busy man and may not have the time, which is understandable
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Post by BJ Sturgeon on Mar 23, 2016 16:18:52 GMT -5
"I'm around two hundred percent as masculine as you are. Roughly. I can't be sure. My cerebral capacity isn't quite on par with yours."
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Mar 23, 2016 17:27:34 GMT -5
I'm afraid Ive got some baaaaad news.
Depending on your own personal stance on the matter with which I'm about to discuss.
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Post by DSR on Mar 23, 2016 17:39:33 GMT -5
It is within the realm of possibility that I'M AN ASS MAN!
*DUN DUN*
Whooooaaaa, though I could also appreciate the breasts on occasion!
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Post by HMARK Center on Mar 23, 2016 17:42:02 GMT -5
In my personal opinion, I think it may be a good idea for Vince to take those qualifiers, shine them up (only if they're scuffed of course), turn that son-bitch sideways (assuming he's not there already) and do whatever it is he feels like with them! Unless he doesn't feel like it. That's fine. He's a busy man and may not have the time, which is understandable Going by your handle: "This might just possibly be the greatest night in the history of our sport, though such a claim may be challenged due to the high number of events held in professional wrestling history that fans and talent alike took great enjoyment in seeing or crafting, so I don't wish to step on any toes. And who is to say what defines "greatest"? Is the term not subjective? Maybe you prefer the spectacle of Wrestlemania III, the revolutionary aspect of Starrcade '83, or maybe your tastes run more along the intimate and you took the greatest pleasure in smaller-scale shows at an ECW or ROH venue. Still, I'll wager that in a thorough, exhaustive, and impartial study, this night on which we are hosting an episode of Monday Nitro may be held up in a comparable light to those numerous other examples of great evenings and accomplishments in pro wrestling's history, though your own opinion on the matter is, of course, entirely respectable. Phew. Oh, damnit! I haven't even considered wrestling companies outside of North America! Alright, this particular episode, airing live on a Monday evening, of Nitro may be reasonably held up as achieving a level of greatness comparable with..."
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Post by Cela on Mar 23, 2016 17:47:25 GMT -5
You will REST IN PEACE or roughly. It depends heavily on your caffeine intake and sleep schedule.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Mar 23, 2016 18:33:17 GMT -5
Because The Authority might have a certain chance of always coming out on top. And that's in all likelihood the best possible option as it relates to business.
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Post by devondragon on Mar 23, 2016 19:42:39 GMT -5
It's all about the Game, or at least the Game is a part of it all. How you play it is up to you.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Mar 23, 2016 19:49:34 GMT -5
In my personal opinion, I think it may be a good idea for Vince to take those qualifiers, shine them up (only if they're scuffed of course), turn that son-bitch sideways (assuming he's not there already) and do whatever it is he feels like with them! Unless he doesn't feel like it. That's fine. He's a busy man and may not have the time, which is understandable Going by your handle: "This might just possibly be the greatest night in the history of our sport, though such a claim may be challenged due to the high number of events held in professional wrestling history that fans and talent alike took great enjoyment in seeing or crafting, so I don't wish to step on any toes. And who is to say what defines "greatest"? Is the term not subjective? Maybe you prefer the spectacle of Wrestlemania III, the revolutionary aspect of Starrcade '83, or maybe your tastes run more along the intimate and you took the greatest pleasure in smaller-scale shows at an ECW or ROH venue. Still, I'll wager that in a thorough, exhaustive, and impartial study, this night on which we are hosting an episode of Monday Nitro may be held up in a comparable light to those numerous other examples of great evenings and accomplishments in pro wrestling's history, though your own opinion on the matter is, of course, entirely respectable. Phew. Oh, damnit! I haven't even considered wrestling companies outside of North America! Alright, this particular episode, airing live on a Monday evening, of Nitro may be reasonably held up as achieving a level of greatness comparable with..." "If you're thinking about changing the channel to our competition, you might want to reconsider. It's totally up to you, but please keep in mind that their show is taped. At least, I think it's taped. Pretty sure they do live one week and tape the next week's later in the week. At the very least they did this week. Our show is live. Well, mostly live. Obviously when we cut to video packages and backstage angles and whatnot, most of that stuff generally is but that's just so we can edit it and have multiple takes and whatnot. Quality control stuff but everything else is live! "Anyways, regardless of what their taping schedule is like most weeks, this week's episode was taped last Tuesday. I think it was Tuesday. Thursday? Pretty sure it was Tuesday. Anyways, their show is in the can so we can actually tell you that Mankind aka Mick Foley who I seem to recall working here in the past. Johnny Cactus I think his name was here. Cactus something anyways. Cactus J... JACK! That was it! Cactus Jack! Or Jack Cactus? Nah, definitely Cactus Jack. He did alright here, but I don't remember much about his run. Don't get me wrong, his stuff with Vader was choice for sure and he can take bumps like a boss. Had a terrific PPV match with Sting once, now that I think about it. Not really a main event guy. I never saw it in him, personally. Just never seemed like a guy who'd win the title to me. Obviously opinions differ but I never saw it. Solid hand but never "the guy" to me if that makes sense. "Then again, half of our main event worked here around the same time doing a Wizard of Oz gimmick and he's obviously moved way beyond that. Hell, their top guy right now had a pretty mediocre and mostly forgettable run here too as Stunning Steve Austin. Thinking about them, I don't think I would have pegged Oz and Stunning Steve Austin to become top guys either and obviously they've proved me wrong. Mean Mark too. I thought he was the shits, now he's been killing it as The Undertaker for years. So perhaps my judgment of talent isn't always great. No one bats 1000, I'll be the first to admit it. "What was the point I was trying to make with all this? f***, I hate it when this happens... Mick Foley. Right. Don't change the channel to watch that. Our main event will be better. That being said, we did just establish that my judge for talent is often subpar so it's up to you. I'm not watching your TV so I can't make you watch anything you don't want to watch. Who knows? Maybe their show will put butts in seats. I doubt it. But that's me."
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Post by rydndirty on Mar 23, 2016 20:05:56 GMT -5
I am hoping that you may be allowing yourself to have a terrific day!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2016 21:02:22 GMT -5
I am afraid I have unfortunate information that must be publicly disclosed.
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Post by whtbldclls on Mar 24, 2016 2:18:58 GMT -5
Focus your attention on my eyes and please recite back to me what it is you have seen.
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Post by crashmatsbazz on Mar 24, 2016 4:06:19 GMT -5
The first item i would like to discuss would be to ask kindly for you to ask the kind gentleman to leave the ring if possible, actually if you could be so kind and ask the gentleman to leave the WWF all together that would be excellent for i believe i've proved, possibly, beyond a shadow of a doubt, though let's not go to far with that, that you don't really possess the attributes needed to successfully progress your career in its chosen path. You seem to and this is hearsay but you seem to sit around reading a book some call a religious text and try to draw wisdom from this but unfortunately on this occasion your direction seems aimless. but still you address sections of your preferred text, siting names and certain phrases and paragraphs. if you were to replace a name with mine in your text, it would say something different from what is written, and then your mule would be flogged.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Mar 24, 2016 5:36:22 GMT -5
Focus your attention on my eyes and please recite back to me what it is you have seen. A person with a following
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Post by dualshock on Mar 24, 2016 14:50:52 GMT -5
I’m leaving with the WWE Championship on July 17th if I win, if not I will just leave without the championship
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Post by devondragon on Mar 24, 2016 16:07:09 GMT -5
Rest. In. Peace. I mean, if you want to. You don't have to rest if you don't want to.
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Post by HMARK Center on Mar 24, 2016 16:36:57 GMT -5
OH, IT'S TIME.
IT'S very nearly TIME.
IT'S some reasonable estimation, though we can't be sure since we don't have an atomic clock handy, so let's make a rough guess based on the sun's positioning in the sky relative to the month of the calendar year and both the current global latitude as well as time zone longitude upon which we're standing, of VADER TIME.
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Post by devondragon on Mar 24, 2016 16:44:38 GMT -5
OH, it's not false, it's not false.
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