mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Mar 28, 2016 11:02:37 GMT -5
“I was in OVW with John Cena and we were wrestling with each other. I had a bad cold so I blew my nose in my shirt during the match. I grabbed him and put him in a headlock so that his face rubbed in the snot. The thing with John is, he doesn’t react to anything. You could walk up to him and put your cock on his shoulder and he’ll just look at it and do nothing. I’ve actually done that, too.” - Randy Orton
Wrestling is weird. Wrestlers are weird. Randy Orton is weird.
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saintpat
El Dandy
Release the hounds!!!
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Post by saintpat on Mar 28, 2016 11:04:50 GMT -5
Thanks for sharing, Randy.
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Phil Parent
El Dandy
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Post by Phil Parent on Mar 28, 2016 11:04:50 GMT -5
I had chuckle at that, and a trip down memory lane too. Wrestlers are weird, indeed. Everywhere.
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Abdullah
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Post by Abdullah on Mar 28, 2016 11:05:51 GMT -5
I've read this quote before.
Still wondering how his dick would reach Cena's shoulder if they were both standing.
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Mar 28, 2016 11:09:47 GMT -5
well I know what i'll be doing at the next house show when Cena's high fiving everybody
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Lancers
El Dandy
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Post by Lancers on Mar 28, 2016 11:10:27 GMT -5
♫♫♫"Put your cock on my shoooooooooouuuuuuuullllllder."♫♫♫
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Perfect Timing
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Post by Perfect Timing on Mar 28, 2016 11:14:49 GMT -5
Try pooping in his gym bag Randy, that should get his attention.
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saintpat
El Dandy
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Post by saintpat on Mar 28, 2016 11:22:36 GMT -5
I've read this quote before. Still wondering how his dick would reach Cena's shoulder if they were both standing. Explains the multiple wives ...
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Post by edgestar on Mar 28, 2016 11:47:48 GMT -5
♫♫♫ "Put your cock on my shoooooooooouuuuuuuullllllder."♫♫♫ I laughed way too hard at this
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Post by feartear on Mar 28, 2016 12:53:46 GMT -5
“I was in OVW with John Cena and we were wrestling with each other. I had a bad cold so I blew my nose in my shirt during the match. I grabbed him and put him in a headlock so that his face rubbed in the snot. The thing with John is, he doesn’t react to anything. You could walk up to him and put your cock on his shoulder and he’ll just look at it and do nothing. I’ve actually done that, too.” - Randy Orton Wrestling is weird. Wrestlers are weird. Randy Orton is weird. Exclusive photo of both events:
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Mar 28, 2016 13:09:05 GMT -5
I've read this quote before. Still wondering how his dick would reach Cena's shoulder if they were both standing. Starjump.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2016 13:51:04 GMT -5
Weird is........not the word I'd have used to describe this.
I don't know what word, but weird is right out.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Mar 28, 2016 14:38:28 GMT -5
♫♫♫ "Put your cock on my shoooooooooouuuuuuuullllllder."♫♫♫ Puts a whole new meaning to head and shoulders
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Post by CuJ0 Will Keep Dancing on Mar 28, 2016 14:45:48 GMT -5
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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Post by darkjourney on Mar 28, 2016 14:48:31 GMT -5
Better Orton's cock than Strowman's I guess
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Post by sonofsharknado on Mar 28, 2016 14:49:10 GMT -5
Add another one to "Pro Wrestling Sleaze"
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Post by MrElijah on Mar 28, 2016 14:51:21 GMT -5
Randy Orton's penis is 10 inches. Randall Keith Orton's is 3 feet!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2016 15:07:22 GMT -5
Urban Legend is that Cena was the one who took the photo of Orton wearing nothing but a towel in his younger OVW days.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2016 15:35:40 GMT -5
"Fine dick"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2016 15:38:48 GMT -5
"I've also put my penis on Chavo."
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