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Post by benstudd on Mar 31, 2016 19:49:28 GMT -5
Leaving TNA does wonders for wrestlers' looks. Christian seemed to de-age about 5 years when he first returned to WWE. And then he met a man named Sheamus. And gained 20 years. |
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Mar 31, 2016 20:20:06 GMT -5
Time travel is the only way for Joe to figure out how to unite the seven ancient Samoan tribes and defeat Roman Reigns.
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Post by saintpat on Mar 31, 2016 20:32:31 GMT -5
Samoa Joe's not a time traveler. That's a different indy darling.  I opened this thread just to see someone post this. |
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Post by sonofblaine on Mar 31, 2016 23:18:43 GMT -5
Samoa Joe's not a time traveler. That's a different indy darling. Daniel Brian: It all started when a time travel experiment I was conducting went... a little ka-ka. In the blink of a cosmic clock I went from indie darling to ring crew. Which could have been fun... if I knew how the ringside electronics work. Fortunately, I had help. An observer from the project named Arn. Unfortunately, Arn's a hologram, so all he can lend is moral support. Anyway, here I am. Bouncing around in WWE history, putting things right which once went wrong. A sort of time traveling Kalisto, with Arn as my Sin Cara. And I don't even need a mask. Oh boy. |
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Mar 31, 2016 23:28:44 GMT -5
Samoa Joe's not a time traveler. That's a different indy darling. Daniel Brian: It all started when a time travel experiment I was conducting went... a little ka-ka. In the blink of a cosmic clock I went from indie darling to ring crew. Which could have been fun... if I knew how the ringside electronics work. Fortunately, I had help. An observer from the project named Arn. Unfortunately, Arn's a hologram, so all he can lend is moral support. Anyway, here I am. Bouncing around in WWE history, putting things right which once went wrong. A sort of time traveling Kalisto, with Arn as my Sin Cara. And I don't even need a mask. Oh boy. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2016 8:31:10 GMT -5
I heard Samoa Joe tried to travel through time once but he couldn't fit.
Studies have concluded the reason for this is due to his large girth that is higher than average. He also once went out to eat and ordered many meals. After this no one else could eat and the establishment was sadly shut down.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2016 8:35:39 GMT -5
I heard Samoa Joe tried to travel through time once but he couldn't fit. Studies have concluded the reason for this is due to his large girth that is higher than average. He also once went out to eat and ordered many meals. After this no one else could eat and the establishment was sadly shut down. So what you're saying is... |
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Post by MrElijah on Apr 1, 2016 9:01:21 GMT -5
Samoa Joe's not a time traveler. That's a different indy darling. Daniel Brian: It all started when a time travel experiment I was conducting went... a little ka-ka. In the blink of a cosmic clock I went from indie darling to ring crew. Which could have been fun... if I knew how the ringside electronics work. Fortunately, I had help. An observer from the project named Arn. Unfortunately, Arn's a hologram, so all he can lend is moral support. Anyway, here I am. Bouncing around in WWE history, putting things right which once went wrong. A sort of time traveling Kalisto, with Arn as my Sin Cara. And I don't even need a mask. Oh boy.  Going back by that picture humanoid, why didn't help my Brain Busters?! Demolition stole the titles from us! |
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Apr 1, 2016 9:40:58 GMT -5
I heard Samoa Joe tried to travel through time once but he couldn't fit. Studies have concluded the reason for this is due to his large girth that is higher than average. He also once went out to eat and ordered many meals. After this no one else could eat and the establishment was sadly shut down. Where Joe's going you don't need roads. You need buffet tables though. Lots and lots of buffet tables. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2016 10:22:48 GMT -5
I heard Samoa Joe tried to travel through time once but he couldn't fit. Studies have concluded the reason for this is due to his large girth that is higher than average. He also once went out to eat and ordered many meals. After this no one else could eat and the establishment was sadly shut down. The fact that this post will never be read aloud by Kevin Nealon is further proof that the world is a vampire. |
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