Nathan Jones: Born in the Wrong Generation

[Georgina's Fancy Water]

Look at this sexual adonis of a man. Doesn't he make you think of the 80's? When we weren't all angry marks glued to our faxing typing machines? This man could have carried the company for generation upon generation like Star Trek, but noooo. He just had to be born in 2003 when everyone was concerned with their mysterious reys and their Akios.

Discuss why wrestling is dead.

[Perd]

I like to think that Nathan Jones is actually the lead singer of Midnight Oil after taking an assload of steroids.

[Deleted]

All I can think of when I think of Nathan Jones is him saying "I am Nathan Jones". In his exact voice. Nothing about where he was on the card, nothing about how he looked, just him saying that.

[Georgina's Fancy Water]

Apr 1, 2016 0:51:41 GMT -5 @kn said:

All I can think of when I think of Nathan Jones is him saying "I am Nathan Jones". In his exact voice. Nothing about where he was on the card, nothing about how he looked, just him saying that.

Shit, he wasn't wrong.

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

I don't care what generation it is. Your man-titties start making milk, and it's a little weird.

[Welfare Willis]

Johnny Sins?

(Kids under 18, don't Google)

[Demented]

Sbildab, uoy evol I.

[Sponsored by Groose Wipes]

He's got some nice arms, but does he have legs like these?

[Sponsored by Groose Wipes]

Then again, I would not mind having Nathan Jones grind my gears if you get what I'm saying darling. ♥

[Heartbreaker]

Title reigns suck these days. I wish I was born in the 1960s. Bruno Sammartino was a REAL Champion!

[Georgina's Fancy Water]

Apr 1, 2016 1:27:03 GMT -5 Sponsored by Groose Wipes said:

He's got some nice arms, but does he have legs like these?

[Tony Schiavontay]

Apr 1, 2016 0:50:17 GMT -5 Perd said:

I like to think that Nathan Jones is actually the lead singer of Midnight Oil after taking an assload of steroids.

How do we sell this musclehead we're hawking? How can he work when gets gassed just walking?

[Capt Lunatic]

Apr 1, 2016 0:52:54 GMT -5 Oh Cry Me a Screwball said:

I don't care what generation it is. Your man-titties start making milk, and it's a little weird.

When he held up the glass of milk and said "moo" in Mad Max, I lost it.

[cuppacoffee - slight return]

I think the most delightful thing about Nathan Jones is that his shoot prison time was served for his part in a series of robberies in Tasmania.

Tasmania lies 150 miles off the south coast of Australia and has a population of about 500,000.

According to the most recent data, the average Australian man is 5'9"

I like to imagine the identity line-up in Hobart police station one morning back in 1987.

"So, Shelia. Do you reckon you can pick out the fella who did it?"

"Well, officer, it was so dark... I was quite sleepy and frightened, and I didn't get a fair dinkum look at 'im... but I reckon it mighta been that ruddy great seven foot bogan with the mad eyes there..."

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

All I know is that HE HAD A BABY BROTHA! HE HAD A LITTLE BABY BROTHA! AND HE WAS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY!

[Brood Lone Wolf Funker]

All I remember about the Colossus of Bogo Road is that he is the worst Paul Heyman guy

[Allie Kitsune]

In all seriousness, maybe if he'd have had the Performance Center, he wouldn't have been such a gigantic heap of lactating, awkward-kicking feces.

[The Yes Man]

Apr 1, 2016 1:40:38 GMT -5 Georgina's Fancy Water said:

Apr 1, 2016 1:27:03 GMT -5 Sponsored by Groose Wipes said:

He's got some nice arms, but does he have legs like these?

This is me trying to play UFC video games.

[keezy]

Nathan Jones was around in the 80s.

[Kevin Hamilton]

Born too early, not too late. He belongs in a post apocalyptic world of cars and such.

Trust me on this.