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Post by BlackoutCreature on Apr 6, 2016 22:50:52 GMT -5
So I went to Dallas for WrestleMania last weekend for my yearly vacation. Honestly though I wasn't feeling Dallas so I decided well in advance that instead of spending my entire vacation there, the day after the show I would jump on a plane and head to Los Angeles, where I've always wanted to visit. I started making some plans including getting tickets for todays Conan.
So I'm at WrestleMania on Sunday and who should come out, completely unadvertised? John Cena.
And I'm at the Conan taping today and who should be one of his guest, me not having any clue when I ordered the tickets? John Cena.
This is starting to get mighty suspicious to me. I'm gonna be really freaked out if he shows up at my niece's birthday party on Sunday.
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Post by Sparkybob on Apr 6, 2016 22:56:58 GMT -5
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 6, 2016 22:57:50 GMT -5
Well, it's not like you'll ever know for sure. He's too adept at camo.
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Post by Chiral on Apr 6, 2016 23:02:43 GMT -5
I can only think of that part in the Cena prank call where it's like:
"Hello?" "I'm watching you." "....EXCUSE ME?" "THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE UNDERTAKER TOLD JOHN CENA *EXPLOSION SOUNDS*"
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Post by moondoggie on Apr 6, 2016 23:24:32 GMT -5
So I went to Dallas for WrestleMania last weekend for my yearly vacation. Honestly though I wasn't feeling Dallas so I decided well in advance that instead of spending my entire vacation there, the day after the show I would jump on a plane and head to Los Angeles, where I've always wanted to visit. I started making some plans including getting tickets for todays Conan. So I'm at WrestleMania on Sunday and who should come out, completely unadvertised? John Cena. And I'm at the Conan taping today and who should be one of his guest, me not having any clue when I ordered the tickets? John Cena. This is starting to get mighty suspicious to me. I'm gonna be really freaked out if he shows up at my niece's birthday party on Sunday. Well every stalker movie ends with the victim (you) killing the stalker (Cena) in a very interesting way....so by all means go ahead and do it. It might be the only way.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Apr 6, 2016 23:25:55 GMT -5
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Post by RIHT on Apr 7, 2016 0:09:56 GMT -5
"You can't see me, OUR time is now!"
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Post by 魔界5号 on Apr 7, 2016 1:59:24 GMT -5
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Apr 7, 2016 2:00:27 GMT -5
This is starting to get mighty suspicious to me. I'm gonna be really freaked out if he shows up at my niece's birthday party on Sunday. "So I'd just like to finish by asking everyone to raise their glass and help me in wishing Jessica a very happy birthday." "That's a fine speech..."
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Post by Gecko on Apr 7, 2016 11:53:51 GMT -5
I think you're just letting your imagination get the better of you.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2016 11:56:41 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2016 12:23:46 GMT -5
Well, you didn't see him, so the point remains.
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Post by Rican on Apr 7, 2016 12:42:03 GMT -5
I hope he comes to your niece's party and does his full entrance, complete with sprinting into the backyard and posing to everyone there.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Apr 7, 2016 12:45:21 GMT -5
I hope he comes to your niece's party and does his full entrance, complete with sprinting into the backyard and posing to everyone there. Don't forget holding up his little towel
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Apr 7, 2016 12:49:10 GMT -5
D'you think if this was true and he went to court for this and got sent to prison for an unusual length of time for it he'd walk into the prison the next week holding up his motivational towel smiling and brushing off the guards and howling inmates by saying "NOTHIN' ELSE LIKE THE PRISON UNIVERSE" to an imaginary camera
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2016 12:56:36 GMT -5
D'you think if this was true and he went to court for this and got sent to prison for an unusual length of time for it he'd walk into the prison the next week holding up his motivational towel smiling and brushing off the guards and howling inmates by saying "NOTHIN' ELSE LIKE THE PRISON UNIVERSE" to an imaginary camera Cena would overcome the odds and get released on parole before even being sentenced.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Apr 7, 2016 12:57:26 GMT -5
D'you think if this was true and he went to court for this and got sent to prison for an unusual length of time for it he'd walk into the prison the next week holding up his motivational towel smiling and brushing off the guards and howling inmates by saying "NOTHIN' ELSE LIKE THE PRISON UNIVERSE" to an imaginary camera Cena would overcome the odds and get released on parole before even being sentenced. He'd overcome the odds and be found not guilty despite overwhelming evidence!
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Apr 7, 2016 12:58:20 GMT -5
they'd sentence him to 2 years but he'd still stick around for 11 or 12
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Post by rrh on Apr 7, 2016 13:07:58 GMT -5
I hope he comes to your niece's party and does his full entrance, complete with sprinting into the backyard and posing to everyone there. After every invited guest showed up, his theme loudly starts playing and right at the RAPADOO John Cena blasts into the house, standing in the hallway, talking to the non-existent cam to his right, holding up his towel. Then sprinting down and sliding into the living room, posing in front of the party guests before throwing his cap and shirt at blackoutcreature's niece. After the mixed reactions to his surprise visit and him standing next to the birthday cake saying "You want some cake, come get some" he'll be known as the most controversial party guest of all time.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2016 13:29:02 GMT -5
I hope he comes to your niece's party and does his full entrance, complete with sprinting into the backyard and posing to everyone there. Don't forget holding up his little towel " 'Ready, Willing, Gable'? Oh, someone's getting fired..."
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