Rican
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Post by Rican on Apr 12, 2016 21:26:13 GMT -5
I like to imagine Steiner came into Shoney's and did his full entrance, chain metal headdress and music and all, and bought the place cash. Then he did push-ups in the kitchen while a scantily clad woman sat on his back,
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Apr 12, 2016 21:31:20 GMT -5
So Scott Steiner operates a business that will ultimately make people...FAT?
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Lancers
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Post by Lancers on Apr 12, 2016 21:38:10 GMT -5
I can't get over how different Scott sounds when not in character. He sounded like an extra from "Fargo".
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 12, 2016 21:39:55 GMT -5
Wait....Scott Steiner owns a Shoney's?
Oh wait....he owns a building next to a Shoney's. Nevermind.
The building was a Hardee's and a Red Burrito.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Apr 12, 2016 22:02:30 GMT -5
I have no idea what a Shoneys is (I'm assuming from the vid it's some kind of eatery) but if he saved up enough to buy a business I like Scott even more
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CH Punk
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Post by CH Punk on Apr 12, 2016 22:36:04 GMT -5
Wait....Scott Steiner owns a Shoney's? Oh wait....he owns a building next to a Shoney's. Nevermind. The building was a Hardee's and a Red Burrito. As mentioned previously, he owns a Shoney's (which was the building next to the Hardee's where the incident happened) and produced this masterpiece: What I want to know is...does Steiner own the building that they crashed into, or the Shoney's? Because Steiner owning a Shoney's is the most baller thing ever. No, this is the most baller thing ever
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Post by gatordone on Apr 12, 2016 22:39:03 GMT -5
So let me get this straight. Scott Steiner was being interviewed about a murder attempt in which he wasn't the suspect.
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CH Punk
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Post by CH Punk on Apr 12, 2016 22:43:56 GMT -5
Sorry for the two quick posts, but I was originally linked a video of it on Youtube and found this gem in the comments section (regarding what restaurant Steiner owns):
I want to hear the pep talks.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Apr 12, 2016 22:52:19 GMT -5
He sounded like an average guy from the Midwest. Which I guess makes sense because he is from Michigan.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Apr 12, 2016 23:24:21 GMT -5
The fact that he just so happened to be near Shoney's is my favorite thing about this. I know right? I miss Shoney's here.
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Post by thegame415 on Apr 13, 2016 1:45:17 GMT -5
What is Shoney's?
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Apr 13, 2016 1:50:08 GMT -5
What he didn't mention was that the car drove into the building because it was a one way street, and Steiner was driving straight at them... Damnit, now I am going to be watching clips of that Petey Williams interview again.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Apr 13, 2016 2:14:34 GMT -5
What I want to know is...does Steiner own the building that they crashed into, or the Shoney's? Because Steiner owning a Shoney's is the most baller thing ever. No, this is the most baller thing ever Can we please sticky this? The whole forum needs to know about this.
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Post by ben:friendship frog on Apr 13, 2016 3:49:50 GMT -5
There was something hilarious and pathetic about the way they showed the reporter knocking on the victim's door 'to find out why someone wanted him dead... but no one was home'.
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Apr 13, 2016 4:50:14 GMT -5
"The victim was saved when TNA Superstar Scott Steiner put the shooter in a wrestling hold he calls...The Steiner Recliner."
"I HELD THAT SUMBITCH LIKE THIS AND PULLED, PULLED, PULLED HIS NECK BACK WITH MY SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH. HE DIDN'T SAND-A-CHANCE AGAINST THE LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD!"
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Post by Emmet Russell on Apr 13, 2016 4:53:17 GMT -5
Every time Steiner looks at someone it's attempted murder.
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Apr 13, 2016 5:00:39 GMT -5
THE LAW DOESN'T LIE GUNMAN,AND THEY SPELL DISASTER TO YOU AT THE COURT OF LAW CAUSE THE ONLY THING YOU'LL KNOW WHEN THE EARTH ROTATES AT A 46º AXIS IS THAT YOU'VE GONE TO JAIL INSTEAD OF ME PUTTING YOU IN THE STEINER RECLINER AND WHISPERING IN YOUR EAR "SIZE DOES MATTER, BITCH!" YOU SEE, THIS CRIMINAL IS PROBABLY GOING TO GET 10 YEARS FOR DIS! BUT WHEN YOU ADD IN THE FACT YOU MESSIN' WITH THE MAN WITH THE LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD, THAT GIVES YOU ANOTHER 27.7 PERCENT CHANCE OF CONVICTION! GIVING US A 277 PERCENT PRISON SENTENCE FOR BEING A FAT ASS! I'M HUNGRY!!
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Apr 13, 2016 6:36:50 GMT -5
He sounded like an average guy from the Midwest. Which I guess makes sense because he is from Michigan. Even so, it's hard to imagine him NOT yelling at the top of his lungs.
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Post by MrElijah on Apr 13, 2016 8:12:25 GMT -5
What I want to know is...does Steiner own the building that they crashed into, or the Shoney's? Because Steiner owning a Shoney's is the most baller thing ever. No, this is the most baller thing ever Big Poppa Pump with a bulldozer. Rick riding outside. This the best worst idea ever!
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Post by Dragonfly on Apr 13, 2016 13:19:23 GMT -5
I've been to Acworth several times since moving to Midtown Atlanta. (The movie theater up there is really nice and super cheap.) Scott is right: The town is indeed extremely laid back. It's also kind of in the middle of nowhere.
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