mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Apr 18, 2016 9:25:57 GMT -5
 But you'll never be "Lana kissing your muscles" cool. All hail Rusev. |
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 18, 2016 9:29:01 GMT -5
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Post by Motorishi on Apr 18, 2016 9:31:58 GMT -5
I'd prefer Scott Steiner kissing my muscles anyway.
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer
555-BONE
FDIC Bonsured
Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Apr 18, 2016 9:55:17 GMT -5
I'd prefer Scott Steiner kissing my muscles anyway. You get the freak and a free breakfast buffet. |
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Post by Ricky Nightshade on Apr 18, 2016 10:14:10 GMT -5
>Has a healthy, loving relationship with his beautiful fiance
>Works for the biggest wrestling promotion in the world
>Drives a Mazerati
>Superathlete
>Entered Wrestlemania 31 in a f***ing tank
>Has great hair
>Occasionally plays video games with his friends who post video of them on Youtube
He should come out to Kerwin White's old theme and just smile and be nice to everyone and everyone will boo him out of jealousy.
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Post by SCCB Was Told To Do Steroids on Apr 18, 2016 10:24:02 GMT -5
>Has a healthy, loving relationship with his beautiful fiance >Works for the biggest wrestling promotion in the world >Drives a Mazerati >Superathlete >Entered Wrestlemania 31 in a f***ing tank >Has great hair >Occasionally plays video games with his friends who post video of them on Youtube He should come out to Kerwin White's old theme and just smile and be nice to everyone and everyone will boo him out of jealousy. Other than winning the WWE Title, I doubt his life wil get, or should get, any better. |
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Apr 18, 2016 10:59:00 GMT -5
>Has a healthy, loving relationship with his beautiful fiance >Works for the biggest wrestling promotion in the world >Drives a Mazerati >Superathlete >Entered Wrestlemania 31 in a f***ing tank >Has great hair >Occasionally plays video games with his friends who post video of them on Youtube He should come out to Kerwin White's old theme and just smile and be nice to everyone and everyone will boo him out of jealousy. Other than winning the WWE Title, I doubt his life wil get, or should get, any better. Plus, you seen the dudes house? Rusev is living that life, man. |
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Post by berlynwright on Apr 18, 2016 11:08:48 GMT -5
I'd prefer Scott Steiner kissing my muscles anyway. biceps don't lie |
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Apr 18, 2016 11:08:54 GMT -5
here it comes....  |
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Apr 18, 2016 12:27:08 GMT -5
>Has a healthy, loving relationship with his beautiful fiance >Works for the biggest wrestling promotion in the world >Drives a Mazerati >Superathlete >Entered Wrestlemania 31 in a f***ing tank >Has great hair >Occasionally plays video games with his friends who post video of them on Youtube He should come out to Kerwin White's old theme and just smile and be nice to everyone and everyone will boo him out of jealousy. I wouldn't. I'd be like, "I wanna be friends with that guy. He seems like a lot of fun. And has a lot of money....but mostly fun." |
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Post by Prince Petty on Apr 18, 2016 14:18:41 GMT -5
>Has a healthy, loving relationship with his beautiful fiance >Works for the biggest wrestling promotion in the world >Drives a Mazerati >Superathlete >Entered Wrestlemania 31 in a f***ing tank >Has great hair >Occasionally plays video games with his friends who post video of them on Youtube He should come out to Kerwin White's old theme and just smile and be nice to everyone and everyone will boo him out of jealousy. I wouldn't. I'd be like, "I wanna be friends with that guy. He seems like a lot of fun. And has a lot of money....but mostly fun." Rusev seems like he'd be an awesome buddy to have. And not even because he might let you drive his Maserati and paly his video games. The dude just seems like a fun, effortlessly cool guy. Of course, having a crush on his fiance might make things awkward. |
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Post by Thunderbolt on Apr 18, 2016 14:27:46 GMT -5
Rusev - aka Buff Vlad Tepes - should be the WWE Champ with Lana as his Vampire Queen.
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Demented
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Demented on Apr 18, 2016 14:37:40 GMT -5
But is Rusev.... Too Cool?  |
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Apr 18, 2016 14:47:20 GMT -5
I wouldn't. I'd be like, "I wanna be friends with that guy. He seems like a lot of fun. And has a lot of money....but mostly fun." Rusev seems like he'd be an awesome buddy to have. And not even because he might let you drive his Maserati and paly his video games. The dude just seems like a fun, effortlessly cool guy. Of course, having a crush on his fiance might make things awkward. Once I got to know them, I think I'd be more friends with them, and that little crush would probably go away. I don't know if I'd want to drive his car, though. I'd be afraid of messing with the seat, which would then start a chain of disastrous events. But they'd be fun to just hang out and chillax with. And play darts. |
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Post by edgestar on Apr 18, 2016 14:51:08 GMT -5
I love Ru Ru! And, he probably got that Tapout shirt at JC Penney!  |
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Dang!
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Dang! on Apr 18, 2016 14:58:19 GMT -5
Really? I think his hair is very Matt Hardy-esque. |
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Post by Nickybojelais on Apr 18, 2016 18:09:28 GMT -5
Rusev's bicep is bigger than Lana's head
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