AFN: Judge Shred
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Apr 19, 2016 23:42:50 GMT -5
He has the goods, back when he had the US title he went around, I believe it was Columbia, Georgia, he did a "man on the street" style segment, engaging people from the city about how awful their town was compared to anywhere in Europe. It was fricken fantastic.
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Post by benstudd on Apr 20, 2016 0:49:33 GMT -5
The problem is this, when he came out as a surprise entrant in the 4-way, the crowd pop up huge and he looked like a star.
When he talked in the ring with Miz, he was so not credible and bad at it that the feud just melted into disinterest faster that you can imagine. It was like seeing the actor from The Room reading a dialogue.
Just give him a mouth piece or never have him do any mic work ever again.
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Post by 111111 on Apr 20, 2016 0:55:52 GMT -5
he just can't play a face. I think it's this aka Dolph Ziggler syndrome in that he is a much better heel than face but the fans want him to be a face even though that isn't where he shines
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Post by alexwrightspackage on Apr 20, 2016 0:58:49 GMT -5
Just stick Cesaro with MGKA and Gallows in the bald-but-bearded Wolfpack-like section of the new Bullet Club.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Apr 20, 2016 5:03:26 GMT -5
Cesaro needs what Reigns needs- short, simple, to the point promos. He can't do long back and forth talking. Reigns can do short INTENSE promos, Cesaro short calm cool collected promos, to keep them distinct, but that's what they need.
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Post by mhamm05 on Apr 20, 2016 6:37:05 GMT -5
Or he coud have a mouth piece, like Brock, and just do his own thing. The art of the valet/manager is a very important one. Not everyone can ooze charisma, or portray it over a microphone. I read this like Brock was going to be his "mouth piece". Imagine my confusion...
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Pushed to the Moon
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Tony Schiavone in Disguise
Working myself into a shoot
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Apr 20, 2016 6:44:28 GMT -5
I think he's perfectly "coherent". I'm not saying I want to hear a 15 minute monologue from him (or ANYONE on the roster to be honest) but there's nothing offensively bad about him even though he's not exactly Stone Cold on the mic.
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wisdomwizard
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Post by wisdomwizard on Apr 20, 2016 6:51:55 GMT -5
Cesaro is fine on the mic. He's been greatly improved, just because he still has an accent doesn't make him terrible. He didn't slur his words, he was comfortable, and his delivery was great. He doesn't need "short, sweet" promos. Its not like he's been on more than a couple minutes, if anything he should get the chance to speak more. He's been smooth as silk with the mic since he came back.
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Post by Andy Martin on Apr 20, 2016 14:44:18 GMT -5
Yes he can't talk but why is he suddenly a stripper? Because he's here to professionally entertain us.
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Lupin the Third
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Post by Lupin the Third on Apr 20, 2016 19:04:35 GMT -5
The only thing I noticed is he switched the line around a little on Monday. It's "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta bubblegum."
It's still better than Miz's complete f*** up of the line from Taken.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Apr 20, 2016 19:05:42 GMT -5
In addition to the OP's point, there's a very valid reason why Cesaro will have trouble being a main eventer.
He's trying to turn his swag down but he can't.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2016 19:10:44 GMT -5
Yes he can't talk but why is he suddenly a stripper? Because he's here to professionally entertain us. I just found it odd that before he left he was Jakked now he's back and he's shrunk so that's when he decided to become a stripper.Admiitedly I haven't watched any wwe since the raw after mania so maybe in those 2 weeks he's become huge again? I know that's usually how long it takes me to regain 30lbs of pure muscle.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2016 19:18:34 GMT -5
Because he's here to professionally entertain us. I just found it odd that before he left he was Jakked now he's back and he's shrunk so that's when he decided to become a stripper.Admiitedly I haven't watched any wwe since the raw after mania so maybe in those 2 weeks he's become huge again? I know that's usually how long it takes me to regain 30lbs of pure muscle. Maybe he is more confident because smaller muscles makes his penis look bigger.
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