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Post by Chainsaw on May 5, 2016 14:51:05 GMT -5
I'll start.
Abyss becomes infatuated with Velvet Sky. Her and Angelina Love then use Abyss' infatuation to run interference in their matches. This eventually leads to Abyss becoming a member of The Beautiful People, even thinking he's handsome and he becomes arrogant, until he realizes that they're using him, and he BHS's Velvet into thumbtacks.
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Doctor Of Style
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Well, first they love me, and then they don't. Sometimes they do it, and sometimes they won't.
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Post by Doctor Of Style on May 5, 2016 15:02:29 GMT -5
It's revealed that the ninjas who kidnapped Samoa Joe were working for Hostage-taking Bird.They planned to hold him for ransom on behalf of a Chinese buffet owner he drove into bankruptcy.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on May 5, 2016 15:26:50 GMT -5
Back in 2010, Russo decided to complete his goals of having Abyss rip off the "Darkside Trifecta" of the WWE Attitude Era; Kane, Mankind and The Undertaker. Abyss had already merged the Kane and Mankind gimmick, all that was needed was to steal something from the Undertaker's gimmick. Russo met with Dixie Carter and Bob Ryder at Dixie's Secret Lair; a round table at the local Denny's. There he laid out his bushleague plans for Abyss. Dixie was all for the idea. After all, if it came from the mind of Vincent Goddamn Russo it had to be genius!
Bob had other plans.
Bob didn't think the idea was sexy enough. "It needs an edge of sexuality," he muttered between bites of a Big Mac."Abyss should beat people senseless and then steal their underwear. Get it? The Under-wear Taker?" He snorted a poorly chewed pickle out from his blubbery lips as his self amusement raged uncontrollably.
"Why underwear Sug?" Dixie spoke with vacant eyes, "I don't get it."
Bob became angry. "Because it's filthy... nasty... it's SEXY!" Bob's own undergarments were becoming moist with perspiration from the anticipation of his now throbbing groin.
Russo broke in, "Bob's right Dixiebaby; kids these days love that crap. He's got a good finger on the pulse of today's youth Bro."
"You are a good man Vincent," Bob replied with joy as he finished a slice of pizza, "I can see why she keeps you around. Time and time again you have proven that the TV executives that don't like you just don't understand how the real world works!"
"Thanks Bro, means a lot coming from you."
Dixie cut in, "So whose underroos does he steal first?"
"Well it's obvious!" Bob lurched forward and he nearly choked on a his leg of lamb,"We need to make sure it's our sexiest superstar. Obviously it will be Rockstar Spud."
"Listen bro, I think we can do a little better than that."
"Good point," Bob coughed up part of the wrapper from his slice-and-share Snicker's bar, "We better make sure the underwear has lots of sexy skidmarks. And Abyss should sniff them after he takes them."
Dixie stood up and put her hands on her hips, "Sounds great! Ya'll get it lined up. Show starts in an hour! Don't forget, this is the first night of the NEW Monday Night Wars!"
*The WWE never won the ratings war again*
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on May 5, 2016 15:34:00 GMT -5
Chris Daniels blackmails Dixie and AJ saying they had an affair, then it turns out they didn't but AJ got another woman pregnant with a cabbage patch doll.
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Post by Chainsaw on May 5, 2016 15:38:08 GMT -5
DJZ hits his head during a match, gets concussed and randomly thinks he's a 70's DJ like Johnny Fever, and starts playing Who songs during the Bromans match, distracting them and leading them to a losing streak. They break up when DJZ starts wearing a lounge suit and accidentally cracks Jessie over the head with a vinyl copy of Pat Benetar's Crimes Of Passion album, costing them the Tag Titles.
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Post by James Fabiano on May 5, 2016 15:50:49 GMT -5
Robbie E gets in trouble with Team 3D for running in whenever they set the table up, and pushing it down and into innocent fans at ringside. Based on what he really did at an indy show 4 years ago.
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2016 17:14:25 GMT -5
Remember Raven's kinky sex club called Serotonin and how Kaz(arian) was the first one to split up?
Wouldn't it have been cool if Kaz and obese Raven had a "loser gets castrated" match?
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2016 17:22:48 GMT -5
This really isn't a storyline but more a can't miss character Jethro Holliday was in TNA briefly in 2009 and then quickly disappeared and me as a viewer always hated when guys would just vanish so I would come up with a reason so with old Jethro I wish when he debuted they had the announcers say he had a side job as a door to door Dildo salesmen who's business caught fire as a reason for him go bye bye.If I remember correctly this was the time TNA started having the sex toy commercials.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on May 5, 2016 17:25:03 GMT -5
End of an episode of Impact has Dixie walking towards the bathroom to go relieve herself....standing betwixt the men's and women's entrances, she looks at each with a sense of fear.
After taking a big sigh, she walks into the male restrooms that have stand-up toilets and all you can hear is her saying "Free at last!"
End Impact.
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Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on May 5, 2016 17:35:15 GMT -5
Shera vs Al Snow in an Elevation X Match
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Post by G✇JI☈A on May 5, 2016 18:24:43 GMT -5
The company book a storyline where the Impact Zone is at stake. The President of Universal Studios Florida (played by Mike Adamle for some reason) decides he wants TNA out of the Impact Zone so he can demolish the building and put a +5 Star Hotel and Restaurant in it's place. So of course Dixie challenges President Adamle to match with the future of the building at stake.. Like the Battle of the Billionaires each head must choose a rep.. So Adamle chooses a 'SWERVE' heel Bobby Lashley with the reason saying he once dropped his car keys in a blocked toilet at the IZ. So Dixie wanting to bank on a past WWE match decides to get Umaga.... When she is updated with Umaga's unavailability. She announces she is gonna get the WWE Champion!......'s brother Rosey. Lashley ends up winning the match, but somehow TNA keep using the Impact Zone and the angle is never mentioned again.
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on May 5, 2016 18:37:33 GMT -5
Jerry Jarrett wakes up from the worst acid trip of his life and says "Damn, I'm never doing that again. So, where do I sign?"
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2016 18:38:05 GMT -5
Shera vs Al Snow in an Elevation X Match Make it a 3 way with the king of elevation X Rhino and you got something. |
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Post by Chainsaw on May 5, 2016 18:58:50 GMT -5
The company book a storyline where the Impact Zone is at stake. The President of Universal Studios Florida (played by Mike Adamle for some reason) decides he wants TNA out of the Impact Zone so he can demolish the building and put a +5 Star Hotel and Restaurant in it's place. So of course Dixie challenges President Adamle to match with the future of the building at stake.. Like the Battle of the Billionaires each head must choose a rep.. So Adamle chooses a 'SWERVE' heel Bobby Lashley with the reason saying he once dropped his car keys in a blocked toilet at the IZ. So Dixie wanting to bank on a past WWE match decides to get Umaga.... When she is updated with Umaga's unavailability. She announces she is gonna get the WWE Champion!......'s brother Rosey. Lashley ends up winning the match, but somehow TNA keep using the Impact Zone and the angle is never mentioned again. This is my favorite so far. You may choose one dessert from the dessert cart. |
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2016 19:35:17 GMT -5
Here's a storyline I thought of when impact launched on pop Mike Bennett is brought in as a hot free agent and goes on to lose all his matches so he forms a team with Aiden O'Shea that goes 1-4 so they breakup,Mike randomly challenges Jeff Hardy to a match because we got 2 hours to fill but there's no Maria,30 secs in on the video wall we see footage of Maria & Abyss engaging in anal activity seeing this Bennett is slightly shocked yet deeply appalled and eats a twist of fate.After the match JB buries Bennett he runs away crying then 6 months later Bennett returns under a mask in a tag team with Tigre Uno and feuds with the bro mans.Somewhere in here Dixie Carter realizes that she's allergic to eggs.
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2016 21:09:21 GMT -5
This one is a little out of the box but give it a chance and I won't bore you with the details.
While working in the lab late one night Velvet Sky accidentally discovers the cure for lupus.
Shiek Abdul Bashir finds out knowing like everyone does that by mixing the cure and windshield washer fluid you can make a weapon of mass destruction so he hires the dollhouse to steal the cure from velvet so he can sell it on the open market to the highest bidder.A bidding war develops between Poland and Dixie Carter.
A bunch of Stuff happens.
Brooke Tessmacher and Eli Drake are outed as Polish Spies.
Bound For Glory is held in Poland and only features 1 match a 20 vs 20 elimination tag winner gets the WMD's.
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Post by FinalGwen on May 5, 2016 21:46:12 GMT -5
This one is a little out of the box but give it a chance and I won't bore you with the details. While working in the lab late one night Velvet Sky accidentally discovers the cure for lupus. Shiek Abdul Bashir finds out knowing like everyone does that by mixing the cure and windshield washer fluid you can make a weapon of mass destruction so he hires the dollhouse to steal the cure from velvet so he can sell it on the open market to the highest bidder.A bidding war develops between Poland and Dixie Carter. A bunch of Stuff happens. Brooke Tessmacher and Eli Drake are outed as Polish Spies. Bound For Glory is held in Poland and only features 1 match a 20 vs 20 elimination tag winner gets the WMD's. I'm sorry, but you can't start with "working in the lab late one night" and not work it into a Monster Mash angle involving Abyss and Rockstar Spud. |
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Post by jimmyjames on May 5, 2016 23:22:58 GMT -5
Chris Daniels blackmails Dixie and AJ saying they had an affair, then it turns out they didn't but AJ got another woman pregnant with a cabbage patch doll. Oh come on. That's too ridiculous. Any legitimate wrestling compnay would never come up with a storyline that ridiculous. Next thing you tell me is they'll get a former Olive Oyl at Universal Studios Orlando to play the other woman. Geez. |
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2016 10:28:49 GMT -5
This one is a little out of the box but give it a chance and I won't bore you with the details. While working in the lab late one night Velvet Sky accidentally discovers the cure for lupus. Shiek Abdul Bashir finds out knowing like everyone does that by mixing the cure and windshield washer fluid you can make a weapon of mass destruction so he hires the dollhouse to steal the cure from velvet so he can sell it on the open market to the highest bidder.A bidding war develops between Poland and Dixie Carter. A bunch of Stuff happens. Brooke Tessmacher and Eli Drake are outed as Polish Spies. Bound For Glory is held in Poland and only features 1 match a 20 vs 20 elimination tag winner gets the WMD's. I'm sorry, but you can't start with "working in the lab late one night" and not work it into a Monster Mash angle involving Abyss and Rockstar Spud. That was covered in A bunch of stuff happens but it didn't involve Spud it was Abyss vs The President of Poland vs Trevor Lee. |
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Probably more memorable than a Charlotte title reign
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Post by tenshi on May 6, 2016 12:25:19 GMT -5
Bound For Glory. Kurt Angle defends the TNA world title against the BFG Series winner Bobby Roode and, after 20 minutes of back and forth action, Roode wins clean and without any kind of shenanigans.
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