AFN: Judge Shred
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wanted to change his doohicky.
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on May 13, 2016 14:02:24 GMT -5
Does any woman have it in their heart to f*** with Sheamus? Gail Kim. But only in front of Daniel Bryan's decapitated body. Well, last I knew Gail was married to Robert Irvine, who many well just kill Sheamus in cold blood, then saute his tater tots.
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on May 13, 2016 14:26:23 GMT -5
Truth is, Sheamus has some eccentric bedroom fantasies, and none of his potential partners have been willing to wear the sexy Zoidberg costume.
I don't blame them, really. It's a shameful thing, lobster head.
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2016 14:48:11 GMT -5
He had it once: Out of context, this pic has so much potential WITH context that pic has so much potential.
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Post by Ricky Nightshade on May 13, 2016 19:02:04 GMT -5
Who knows maybe he f***ed Megan Fox on the set of TMNT2.
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on May 13, 2016 19:07:50 GMT -5
Had he actually followed through with his proposition of ripping Daniel Bryan's head off, he could've made Brie his Fella.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on May 13, 2016 19:16:24 GMT -5
Alberto is apparently dating Paige while Rusev is engaged to Lana. Barret was at least with Alicia Fox. But who will date Sheamus? Can a fella find true love? I imagine this post as the text on the cover of a copy of Tiger Beat magazine with the other League of Nations members with their respective steadies, with a forlorn Sheamus off to the corner by himself.
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Post by saitamasuplex on May 13, 2016 19:34:43 GMT -5
"You can take his kick...but can you take his heart??!"
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2016 19:41:32 GMT -5
Didn't he date Kaitlyn?
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on May 14, 2016 8:28:19 GMT -5
I actually kind of want "Sheamus is lonely and can't be some lady's Fella" angle now.
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mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on May 14, 2016 8:49:22 GMT -5
Who'll put the "us" in Sheamus?
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Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on May 14, 2016 9:01:43 GMT -5
Now I'm having images of Sheamus, Barrett, and Rusev driving in a car bobbing their heads to that ala Night at the Roxbury
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CMWaters
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Post by CMWaters on May 14, 2016 10:19:32 GMT -5
According to one of the video games, his true love was supposed to be Beth Phoenix.
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2016 15:12:22 GMT -5
Sheamus loves the Fellas.
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keezy
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Post by keezy on May 14, 2016 18:04:28 GMT -5
Too many limes, not enough dates.
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Post by TheFadedSpade on May 14, 2016 18:29:16 GMT -5
He dated Brie Bella didn't he?
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bob
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Post by bob on May 14, 2016 18:34:52 GMT -5
Now I'm having images of Sheamus, Barrett, and Rusev driving in a car bobbing their heads to that ala Night at the Roxbury Can someone make a gif of this?
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on May 14, 2016 19:17:05 GMT -5
He may have to retool 1800-FELLA for this purpose. He also should get with the 21st century and start fellasonly.com.
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on May 14, 2016 19:20:25 GMT -5
Sheamus has hope if a total weirdo like me can find love.
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percymania
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Post by percymania on May 14, 2016 22:19:35 GMT -5
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Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on May 14, 2016 22:54:38 GMT -5
I find whenever life gives me problems, there's no wiser man than Phil Collins:
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