Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Oct 6, 2006 1:44:23 GMT -5
No, I never had a crush on my friends' moms, but several of them liked me. And no, they weren't hot.
Such is the life I lead.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Oct 6, 2006 2:40:43 GMT -5
This thread reminds me of that rubbish band 'Fountains of Wayne'.
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Erik Majorwitz
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
I don't have a PS3.
Longest Crapper- Laying it across the table
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Oct 6, 2006 2:49:04 GMT -5
Okay, the thread turned from bad to worse, from forbidden relationships with the mom of a best friend to a man love for Ben Affleck.
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Post by Loki on Oct 6, 2006 4:23:11 GMT -5
No.
Never been a fan of may-december (or even september) relationship, even if in theory only. Especially if I'm "may".
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Oct 6, 2006 5:42:00 GMT -5
Does it count if your best friend is a mom & you have a crush on her & she cheated on her husband with you?
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Erik Majorwitz
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
I don't have a PS3.
Longest Crapper- Laying it across the table
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Oct 6, 2006 5:53:11 GMT -5
Does it count if your best friend is a mom & you have a crush on her & she cheated on her husband with you? Um, isn't that incest?
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Oct 6, 2006 6:20:25 GMT -5
Ok, how is sleeping with a FRIEND incest?>
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Oct 6, 2006 6:21:26 GMT -5
Although, I screwed up...have should actually be had, as this was many MANY years ago.
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Post by Z-A Sandbaggin' Son of a b!%@h on Oct 6, 2006 6:43:19 GMT -5
Not really, but I did have a friend whose mom was sort of attractive and I'd always talk about how I wanted to nail her just to piss him off. I didn't really want to though. But I probably would have if the opretunity arose... simply because I could be like 'Hey Joe, I banged your mom' and it would be fun.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Oct 6, 2006 8:24:37 GMT -5
Nailing best friend's parent...see American Beauty.
Kevin Spacey & that girl from American Pie at their best....naked.
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The Happnin' Mojo
Dennis Stamp
Comedy is the last refuge of a nonconformist mind......just make sure it's really funny.
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Post by The Happnin' Mojo on Oct 6, 2006 8:34:21 GMT -5
Nailing best friend's parent...see American Beauty. Kevin Spacey & that girl from American Pie at their best....naked. Toomi's Mena Suvari? Photoshop!
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Post by amsiraK on Oct 6, 2006 9:03:42 GMT -5
Ah, the joy of being older. No one's parents were attractive when I was growing up. They were all just parents. Plus, it was the 70s. Polyester doesn't make the world work.
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Post by starking18 on Oct 6, 2006 10:15:07 GMT -5
My best friends mom would sunbathe and would look good, not amazingly hot, but for a 12 year old boy really good. Nice body. Anyway, my friend caught me looking at her and called me on it. I said: "No, I'm not, I just spaced out for a minute. I am daydreaming,"- which wasn't a total lie. Also, on another occasion, I remember she came in after sunbathing and walked right next to me and my shoulder grazed her hip and ass on the way by. Instant stiffy. Those were the days.
Also, I remember my friends all having crushes on my sister. Now that was annoying.
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erisi236
Fry's dog Seymour
... enjoys the rich, smooth taste of Camels.
Not good! Not good! Not good!
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Post by erisi236 on Oct 6, 2006 10:56:59 GMT -5
Nailing best friend's parent...see American Beauty. Kevin Spacey & that girl from American Pie at their best....naked. course he didn't go through with it, the big dummy ;D
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bigHEADinc
El Dandy
Wanted Conway Twitty as a special title.
lest we forget...
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Post by bigHEADinc on Oct 6, 2006 10:59:23 GMT -5
I've had crushes on a few of my friends moms over the years... In fact, I actually made out with one...
I was 16 at the time at my friend's house partying. We had a few people over, drinking, etc. Well, later on in the night her mom came home, she had just been dropped off after a girl's night out and was a little bit tipsy. Everybody who hung out with this friend of mine knew her mom and were friends with her too because she was seriously awesome. So yeah, back to the story. I was in the garage smoking a cigarette when she came out there. She asked to bum one. We started talking and she brought up how she had just broken up with her boyfriend. Me, being a nice guy that I am, look at her and say "Eh, he was a piece of s**t anyways, good riddance." She looked at me and said "Yeah, he is a piece of shit... You're such a nice guy Gino" and leaned in and started to kiss me. I responded back. The moment felt like forever but was probably along the lines of a half minute to a minute. Awesome. She pulled away, said thanks, and went inside and passed out.
She didn't remember even being in the garage with me... Good times though...
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