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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jun 7, 2016 12:10:30 GMT -5
Again They are blatantly heels. They are saying that unlike the shithole you live in Puerto Rico is great, and they say that in pretty much those exact words. TBF, they do make my town look like a shithole...
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jun 7, 2016 12:17:57 GMT -5
We were too busy trying to call how The Vaudevillains were gonna become the new Ascension, that we've seemingly missed The Shining Stars beating them to it. They shot right past us
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Post by sunnytaker on Jun 7, 2016 12:27:55 GMT -5
We were too busy trying to call how The Vaudevillains were gonna become the new Ascension, that we've seemingly missed The Shining Stars beating them to it. that's because we blinked at the wrong time
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jun 7, 2016 12:28:21 GMT -5
We were too busy trying to call how The Vaudevillains were gonna become the new Ascension, that we've seemingly missed The Shining Stars beating them to it. At least the Ascension had months of matches.
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Post by 4real on Jun 7, 2016 13:10:52 GMT -5
It's almost like WWE didn't actually think this through.... shocking I know.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jun 7, 2016 13:48:10 GMT -5
In TNA, absolutely.
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Post by Sparkybob on Jun 7, 2016 13:53:32 GMT -5
Jack Swagger and Titus O'Neil are going to team up against these anti american punks.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jun 7, 2016 13:57:05 GMT -5
I was hoping they'd take off so we could eventually get foreign heels talking about how they are superior because unlike everyone else they come from Utah.
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Post by RIHT on Jun 7, 2016 14:04:38 GMT -5
WWE needs to go all out and call Primo and Epico Shining Star 1 & Shining Star 2. Their catchphrase is "Shining Star!", and their theme is just them saying it over and over again.
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Post by Macho Pichu on Jun 7, 2016 14:15:05 GMT -5
During their segment last night, my brother turns to me and says "I think I'll go to Puerto Rico at some point." And he was completely serious. The fact that the Shining Stars have failed as wrestlers and succeeded as travel agents amuses me.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Jun 7, 2016 15:24:50 GMT -5
Someone call up Savio Vega. But as long as Primo y Epico are employed, WWE has safe passage in Puerto Rico.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jun 7, 2016 19:11:13 GMT -5
I like to pretend that after their match with negative heat the shining stars have been banished to the WWE version of the phantom zone.
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Post by dxbang on Jun 7, 2016 19:59:52 GMT -5
I think this is kind of the point...having people hate the fact that they're not really doing anything. When they do wrestle again, they'll have some more heat because everyone is baffled/slightly annoyed by this. Then they go back to the vignettes for a month or two and it slowly builds. Probably wrong, but maybe?
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jun 7, 2016 20:49:22 GMT -5
I like to pretend that after their match with negative heat the shining stars have been banished to the WWE version of the phantom zone. Main Event?
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Post by RI Richmark on Jun 7, 2016 21:57:52 GMT -5
*crickets* (Los Crickets?) Ño, even the crickets are slient when they come out.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jun 8, 2016 4:14:04 GMT -5
The Team of: The Shining Stars From: The Shining Star With their Tag Team Finisher: The Shining Star The amount of effort, heart, and dedication that went into this gimmick is truly beyond words...
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jun 8, 2016 5:05:20 GMT -5
Some things should just be left perfect and untarnished at one week of absolute dead silence.
Leave the memories alone.
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Post by audiencewatching on Jun 8, 2016 6:41:48 GMT -5
I'm calling it now: they won't.
I think they've realised its dead in the water and its been reduced to basic green screen already. They'll be quietly repackaged or released.
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Post by Squirrel Master on Jun 8, 2016 6:51:35 GMT -5
It's obvious to me that they'll be doing the house show circuit. There's no real plan for their... *ahem* ascension.
Off topic... "Shining Star for you to see, what your life can truly be!"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2016 7:13:28 GMT -5
Again They are blatantly heels. They are saying that unlike the shithole you live in Puerto Rico is great, and they say that in pretty much those exact words. Seriously, it's one of the oldest heel tricks in the book. The lack of reaction has nothing to do with confusion over their alignment and everything to do with the gimmick sucking.
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