wisdomwizard
King Koopa
Too Salty
Watching you.
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Post by wisdomwizard on Aug 23, 2016 17:53:22 GMT -5
Is Harris Chris Hero/Kassius Ohno?
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Post by Cyno on Aug 23, 2016 17:53:38 GMT -5
We wouldn't be making fun of his name as much if he was just Chris Harris, but between his completely phoned-in promo, unimpressive look, and lazy work in the ring, he wasn't long for WWE employment.
Braden Walker screwed Braden Walker.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Aug 23, 2016 17:54:24 GMT -5
Not sure why he's placing blame on the WWE. He went by the Wildcat moniker but came in looking as motivated as a housecat. Johnny Knockout didn't just get done sucking a lasagna down in gorilla position. They wouldn't put him on Raw because they could tell he hated Mondays. Chris Harris. Chris Harris as drawn by Jim Davis.
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
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Post by Reflecto on Aug 23, 2016 17:57:26 GMT -5
You're all just being too unfair to Chris Harris here- even if he had some problems, conditioning was never his issue for failing in WWE as much as it was backstage politics.
I mean, prior to Harris's WWE debut, I heard one time Chris Harris went to a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
By doing that before Tommy Dreamer and Matt Hardy could get there- Harris had nuclear heatz from the beginning and it never died down for him.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Aug 23, 2016 17:57:58 GMT -5
He looked fat
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Aug 23, 2016 17:58:34 GMT -5
Can we get a photoshop thread of Garfield strips with Braden Walker? Please?
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Post by 01010010 01101001 01100011 on Aug 23, 2016 17:59:55 GMT -5
Is Harris Chris Hero/Kassius Ohno? No. Chris Harris is Chris Harris.
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Post by edgestar on Aug 23, 2016 18:01:26 GMT -5
WWE presented Johnny Knockout, better than they presented Harris Johnny Knockout didn't just get done sucking a lasagna down in gorilla position. That was still making me laugh, hours after the show was over
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Aug 23, 2016 18:02:52 GMT -5
Tomorrow.
"Bag of Crap: Chris Harris thinks he's on my level."
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Post by edgestar on Aug 23, 2016 18:05:47 GMT -5
Seriously.. Who bags crap?
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Aug 23, 2016 18:06:09 GMT -5
Stop that bitchin Chris Harris this is all I hear
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Aug 23, 2016 18:10:38 GMT -5
Yeah, and Ryan Leaf would have been better than Peyton Manning if he wasn't held down and just had the opportunity Peyton had.
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Crappler El 0 M
Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Aug 23, 2016 18:17:37 GMT -5
Has he had any buzzworthy matches since WWE released him? Has he done anything to make them regret the release and hire him back?
No. WWE doesn't come off badly here for the way they used Harris.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2016 18:23:33 GMT -5
Truth in advertising.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 23, 2016 18:24:17 GMT -5
There's a reason why Harris isn't currently in TNA despite the fact that he's best known for his time there and isn't under contract anywhere else.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Aug 23, 2016 18:27:28 GMT -5
Seriously.. Who bags crap? Manure farmers
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Post by radiantsilvergun on Aug 23, 2016 18:30:05 GMT -5
Just because Braden Walker legitimately sucks doesn't mean WWE is in the clear.
You'd think after the podcast people would stop defending WWE in these types of situations -.-
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Post by JTG Fan on Aug 23, 2016 18:32:54 GMT -5
He wasn't presented any differently than guys debuting in ECW at that time like Evan Bourne, Jack Swagger, and even Ricky Ortiz. He just looked like shit and got zero reaction.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Aug 23, 2016 18:32:58 GMT -5
Just because Braden Walker legitimately sucks doesn't mean WWE is in the clear. You'd think after the podcast people would stop defending WWE in these types of situations -.- Okay, go on......
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Post by edgestar on Aug 23, 2016 18:33:00 GMT -5
Seriously.. Who bags crap? Manure farmers They treated him like a manure farmer?
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