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Post by bmfjules on Aug 25, 2016 23:58:34 GMT -5
I want a solid gold boat up front, a few million dollars for my child's college education, and one consequences free night with Lana and Maryse.
Then.... maybe.
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Aug 26, 2016 0:03:02 GMT -5
Yes, because it's way safer to get bludgeoned by a trained ultimate fighter intentionally trying to make you bleed than a calculated blade job.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Aug 26, 2016 0:10:56 GMT -5
Absolutely, the WWE would pay for medical expenses, I'd probably get a bonus for it, I'd get to main event SummerSlam against Brock Lesnar, and it's Brock Lesnar doing it. I'd trust Lesnar to do it more than a lot of others in WWE to do it. When Brock saw Orton was cut, he right away went to the arms and back, he didn't try to hit him in the head again.
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Post by Fade on Aug 26, 2016 0:35:15 GMT -5
Man..If they took care of it. And payed me bank. f***. Yes. Probably. I'd be dreading it all the way until the adrenaline kicked in.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Aug 26, 2016 0:37:38 GMT -5
I'd rather take this.
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Post by Germansuplex on Aug 26, 2016 0:41:23 GMT -5
If I were Orton, no. Dude's already a sure-fire Hall of Famer and doesn't have to worry about money anymore.
As myself, If I got offered a six-figure sum, yes.
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Post by bearned on Aug 26, 2016 2:22:01 GMT -5
Wonder how much one of BRAAAAAAUNs jobbers would ask for?
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Post by Captain & Diet on Aug 26, 2016 3:30:49 GMT -5
Yup! Pin me, pay me. I'd happily take the elbow and do the job if I meant I was gettin pizz-aid. Skin heals and chicks dig scars.
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 26, 2016 3:39:58 GMT -5
I have had a concussion before. Frankly, I'd be really worried about that. Can't he just put me in a kimura instead?
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Post by freeze Austin on Aug 26, 2016 3:46:07 GMT -5
F*** no.
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Post by Ricky Nightshade on Aug 26, 2016 4:51:00 GMT -5
Am I being paid by hit?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2016 5:16:38 GMT -5
Take a real elbow in a fake fight? Nah.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Aug 26, 2016 6:05:14 GMT -5
No. Orton needs to interact with Foley more so he can see just how awful an idea taking unprotected blows to the head is. Having Lesnar split your head open doesn't make you seem tough, it doesn't make you look like a bloodied Austin in the sharpshooter, it makes you look like a chump he legitimately beat up.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Aug 26, 2016 7:23:56 GMT -5
Pay my medical and make my bank account fat and we're all good. This. I've been elbowed by people much, much smaller than Lesnar, and it f***ing hurt. Hell, I got kneed once and it split my bottom lip so much that I could wiggle the two halves separately. So yeah, put a six figure amount in my bank and I'll hop in the ring, lie down and present my face for Lesnar's gorilla-ass elbow. Hell, I'd have the make-up folks draw a bulls eye for him to land it on. Sure, it'd hurt, but being able to get a nice flat and car once I'm out of hospital will make up for it!
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Post by mehmonster on Aug 26, 2016 7:25:32 GMT -5
I'd rather take this. What the f***? I hope this is gimmicked somehow.
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Post by No Name is needed Bro Beans on Aug 26, 2016 7:39:38 GMT -5
Yeah probably
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Post by captainhindsite on Aug 26, 2016 8:36:49 GMT -5
If I'm randy orton I'm saying sure I'll do it but I get to have the same wellness programs as brock after the match
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Aug 26, 2016 9:55:18 GMT -5
Vince: Hey Magic, we want Brock to elbow you in the head until you bleed.
Me: Damn, thanks Vince. I had a nasty case of Scoliosis but now my back feels great because I'm straight, brah.
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Post by StuntGranny® on Aug 26, 2016 9:56:51 GMT -5
For as much as Orton was probably paid to take it? You bet your ass I would. Hell, I'd let him elbow me twice.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Aug 26, 2016 10:11:52 GMT -5
Vince: Hey Magic, we want Brock to elbow you in the head until you bleed. Me: Damn, thanks Vince. I had a nasty case of Scoliosis but now my back feels great because I'm straight, brah.
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