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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Sept 6, 2016 19:04:27 GMT -5
The only guys I can imagine saying these as pickup lines with a straight face are Duke Nukem and Drew McIntyre.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 6, 2016 19:12:29 GMT -5
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Post by abjordans on Sept 6, 2016 20:09:40 GMT -5
Warms my heart that even Seth Rollins gets the "girl is barely involved in the conversation, not very interested" treatment from time to time. But girls are always like that. ...Right? Only if you are nice to them.
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Post by Shai on Sept 6, 2016 20:16:04 GMT -5
Maybe it's because I have a mini crush on Seth that I thought it was hot plus I'm a sucker for dirty talk.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Sept 6, 2016 20:27:16 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2016 20:35:21 GMT -5
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Post by nisidhe on Sept 6, 2016 21:03:36 GMT -5
Maybe I'm old-fashioned (and old), but I'd like to go on record right now in saying that texting me an invite to join in playing with Lego would be _such_ a turn-on. Playing with Lego and letting whatever may happen happen is infinitely sexier and invites more intimacy, I think. Dick pics and open "let's bump uglies" texts reek too much of desperation to me and is a surefire way to get catfished. Would Finn reading the 00:48 version of the Shipping Forecast be considered porn? ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by Captain & Diet on Sept 8, 2016 10:28:27 GMT -5
Yeah Seth "I'm an adult" Rollins came off pretty unintentionally funny in these but at least there was no nude dong shared this time. He needs to pick who he trusts better obviously. Man, wrestlers better be happy they didn't have access to technology back in the day where some shady ass person would lead them on only to release the shit on the net. Can you imagine Jimmy Valiant's texts? Would you even want to SEE Jimmy Valiant's texts?! Woman: What would you like? JV: I've got a room. Woman: Ok, but what do you want to do? JV: Are you cool with laying underneath a glass table?
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Post by doinkmark on Sept 8, 2016 11:02:36 GMT -5
So wait, Seth tried to cheat on his girlfriend? And probably has before this while on the road?
But, the girlfriend was a nazi and is therefore worse, so we shouldn't care about the infidelity and cheer on Seth's efforts.
Especially with such "great" pickup lines.
*Nods* Solid WWE babyface booking. Carry on.
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Post by ayumidah on Sept 8, 2016 11:36:06 GMT -5
Seth and Zahra broke up months ago.
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Post by nisidhe on Sept 8, 2016 21:28:16 GMT -5
Yeah Seth "I'm an adult" Rollins came off pretty unintentionally funny in these but at least there was no nude dong shared this time. He needs to pick who he trusts better obviously. Man, wrestlers better be happy they didn't have access to technology back in the day where some shady ass person would lead them on only to release the shit on the net. Can you imagine Jimmy Valiant's texts? Would you even want to SEE Jimmy Valiant's texts?! Woman: What would you like? JV: I've got a room. Woman: Ok, but what do you want to do? JV: Are you cool with laying underneath a glass table? Wasn't it Jimmy sitting under the glass table while his - erm, companion - was...er...you know?
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Post by Emmet Russell on Sept 8, 2016 22:21:43 GMT -5
Imagine if they had tinder back in the 80s and 90s.
Every single one of us would be seen Flair nd Michaels dong a million times over.
With that said: this is an invasion of privacy, and it's not cool.
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Post by Captain & Diet on Sept 8, 2016 23:12:56 GMT -5
Woman: What would you like? JV: I've got a room. Woman: Ok, but what do you want to do? JV: Are you cool with laying underneath a glass table? Wasn't it Jimmy sitting under the glass table while his - erm, companion - was...er...you know? Yeah it was early and I was bleary-eyed. It was Valiant under the table on the floor. The chick was pinching a loaf up above.
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Post by SAJ Forth on Sept 9, 2016 15:46:01 GMT -5
Well the last time they leaked, he became WWE Champion. Looks like Owens is losing.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Sept 9, 2016 17:07:54 GMT -5
Here I thought he may have injured someone, I was way off on this.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Sept 9, 2016 17:17:49 GMT -5
Here I thought he may have injured someone, I was way off on this. The only thing injured was his pride
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Post by Andy Martin on Sept 9, 2016 17:20:35 GMT -5
Man, I hope no one ever gets ahold of my text messages...Or google search history for that matter.
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