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Post by MrElijah on Sept 16, 2016 12:03:53 GMT -5
Brian Kendrick in the middle of the ring cooking a can of beans over a fire Only if Ambrose has a bottle of Jack and Rich Swann is playing his guitar.
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Sept 16, 2016 12:15:49 GMT -5
The debut of the division will be postponed next week and we'll get a skit where Johnny Ace is talking to TJP on the phone. He'll apologize for the show not having time for him, that they'll debut him and the rest of the cruiserweights next week, and that the division will be taken extremely seriously. The next week TJP will debut as the Gangsta Raptor, flanked by his hype men Rich Swann and Cedric Alexander.
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Post by JCBaggee on Sept 16, 2016 13:03:14 GMT -5
Kind of a random thought. The Cruiserweight title is purple. I know that's the color scheme the CWC used, but it seems to be what WWE is pushing as the universal "cross brand" theme.
What are the odds that the Cruiserweight division is set up as such where Smackdown (and perhaps NXT) talents can compete in it, regardless of their brand, but ONLY in Cruiserweight matches?
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Post by Hit Girl on Sept 16, 2016 13:10:55 GMT -5
Have Stephanie slap them all and say "always remember, I'm the mommy!"
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Post by moondoggie on Sept 18, 2016 11:47:34 GMT -5
Have a battle royal. Have Chris Jericho introduce the cruiserweights as guest ring announcer Jericho: He dabbed his way into your hearts and now he is the Cruiserweight Champion. He is the dipper and dabber himself, TJ Perkins!
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Post by avenger on Sept 18, 2016 13:29:21 GMT -5
I'd build the whole show around the Cruiserweight division, honestly. Video promos for everyone in the division, TJ Perkins vs. Brian Kendrick or Tajiri for the Cruiserweight Title and a Fatal 4 Way main event to close out the show where we end up with Metallik vs. Perkins at Clash of Champions. This would be the best way to sabotage it. A main event with guys that well over half the TV audience don't know equals lots of people tuning out, ratings for the final quarter tank, and USA demanding that the Cruiserweights are featured as little as possible in future.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Sept 18, 2016 13:42:49 GMT -5
If I were to guess, probably a clusterf*** where the winner faces TJP at Clash of Champions. and people will cheer that but slam TNA for doing the exact same thing. Except TNA does it on the constant, if it was once in awhile it would be different. Between that and the editing of the match is why it annoys people the matches become a finisher fest a minute in
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Sept 18, 2016 13:47:34 GMT -5
MY NAME'S TJP, I GOT THE GIFT OF GAB DO A MOONSAULT AND HIT THE DAB MY AERIAL OFFENSE IS SUPER DELICIOUS CAUSE TJ PERKINS IS CRUISERLICIOUS
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Post by moondoggie on Sept 18, 2016 14:17:00 GMT -5
MY NAME'S TJP, I GOT THE GIFT OF GAB DO A MOONSAULT AND HIT THE DAB MY AERIAL OFFENSE IS SUPER DELICIOUS CAUSE TJ PERKINS IS CRUISERLICIOUS Perkins is delicious. Now I want someone to make a sign in this design for him.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Sept 18, 2016 15:28:26 GMT -5
GRAN METALIK AND I CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH IT DON'T MATTER CAUSE I GOT A DEADLY FINISH THE PERM ON MY HEAD IS REAL BODACIOUS CAUSE GRAN METALIK IS CRUISERLICIOUS
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Sept 18, 2016 15:32:34 GMT -5
GRAN METALIK AND I CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH IT DON'T MATTER CAUSE I GOT A DEADLY FINISH THE PERM ON MY HEAD IS REAL BODACIOUS CAUSE GRAN METALIK IS CRUISERLICIOUS CRUISERLICIOUS BABY! YEAH!
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Sept 18, 2016 15:38:43 GMT -5
GRAN METALIK AND I CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH IT DON'T MATTER CAUSE I GOT A DEADLY FINISH THE PERM ON MY HEAD IS REAL BODACIOUS CAUSE GRAN METALIK IS CRUISERLICIOUS CRUISERLICIOUS BABY! YEAH! OOOOO CRUISERLICIOOOOUS zack sabre jr. and i look depressed doing submissions gets me real stressed i'll do a triangle transition in to some kisses cause zack sabre jr. is cruiserlicious
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Sept 18, 2016 15:45:19 GMT -5
CRUISERLICIOUS BABY! YEAH! OOOOO CRUISERLICIOOOOUS zack sabre jr. and i look depressed doing submissions gets me real stressed i'll do a triangle transition in to some kisses cause zack sabre jr. is cruiserliciousMAMMA MIA! CRUISERLICIOUS!
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Sept 18, 2016 16:56:10 GMT -5
OOOOO CRUISERLICIOOOOUS zack sabre jr. and i look depressed doing submissions gets me real stressed i'll do a triangle transition in to some kisses cause zack sabre jr. is cruiserliciousMAMMA MIA! CRUISERLICIOUS! JACK GALLAGHER, AND I'M QUITE DAPPER BUT IN THE RING I'M A REAL BONE SNAPPER SOME MIGHT SAY MY STYLE IS VICIOUS TO THEM I SAY JACK GALLAGHER'S CRUISERLICIOUS!
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Sept 18, 2016 17:00:25 GMT -5
MAMMA MIA! CRUISERLICIOUS! JACK GALLAGHER, AND I'M QUITE DAPPER BUT IN THE RING I'M A REAL BONE SNAPPER SOME MIGHT SAY MY STYLE IS VICIOUS TO THEM I SAY JACK GALLAGHER'S CRUISERLICIOUS! KOTA IBUSHI AND I'M THE GOLD STAR I COULD KICK OUT OF GETTING HIT BY A CAR MY POWERBOMB GOES FROM HERE TO COLUMBUS CAUSE KOTA IBUSHI IS CRUISERLICIOUS
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Post by floundertime on Sept 18, 2016 17:12:26 GMT -5
Byron intros them in the ring........bbbbrrrrraaaaaaauuuuuummmmmmmm walks down the aisle and squashes them all, 1 by 1. At that point the CW are never to be seen from again with them returning to there home planet.
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Post by MrElijah on Sept 18, 2016 21:17:54 GMT -5
Have Stephanie slap them all and say "always remember, I'm the mommy!" Kendrick:........Is this some sexual thing? Because this is kinda hot.
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Post by MrElijah on Sept 18, 2016 21:27:47 GMT -5
JACK GALLAGHER, AND I'M QUITE DAPPER BUT IN THE RING I'M A REAL BONE SNAPPER SOME MIGHT SAY MY STYLE IS VICIOUS TO THEM I SAY JACK GALLAGHER'S CRUISERLICIOUS! KOTA IBUSHI AND I'M THE GOLD STAR I COULD KICK OUT OF GETTING HIT BY A CAR MY POWERBOMB GOES FROM HERE TO COLUMBUS CAUSE KOTA IBUSHI IS CRUISERLICIOUS I'M RICH SWANN AND I'M IN A RAGE, I WANT TJ AND I WANT HIN IN A CAGE!! A HIGH FLYING DROPKICK WILL MAKE HIM SEE DOUBLE, I'LL GRIND HIM UP FAST AT THE WRESTLEROCK RUMBLE! WHOO!
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Sept 18, 2016 23:45:35 GMT -5
Mick is in the ring to introduce the new CW champ. TJP out to silence. He says stuff (CRUISERWEIGHT REVOLUTION!). Dabs. Mick Foley says stuff. Dabs. "Everyone" laughs (aka only Cole. Saxton says Mick looked really good and cool. Graves threatens to kill him).
TJP has a non-squash showcase match against the resident CW jobber. Don't know who that is yet. He wins, celebrates. Dabs.
There are various intro packages for different CW's throughout the rest of the show.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2016 0:24:03 GMT -5
Lmao
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