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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Sept 20, 2006 8:56:28 GMT -5
just got back from town, made the mistake of going into a supermarket while i was there.
Do they remove peoples brains as they enter or do they dig up the coffin dodgers daily? the amount of times ive been walked into, run over with shopping trolleys in the 30 minutes i was in there will take lots of alcohol to remove from my memory.........
the funiest thing is if you listen to anyone in the shop they all sound the same..... "buy one get one free." "thats cheaper than......" "thats not where it was last week." "braaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnsssss."
is it just me thats the target for busy mothers killing time until they have to pick up their kids and old people (coffin dodgers.) or do they try to kill everyone else?
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Post by Jiren on Sept 20, 2006 8:58:09 GMT -5
Old people who stop dead right in front of you while your walking
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Sept 20, 2006 8:59:56 GMT -5
yeah thats coffin dodgers, thing is if you walk up the aisle and go round again they'll stop infront of you the second time as well......
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Post by Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D. on Sept 20, 2006 10:28:31 GMT -5
My favorite is the perv old woman who walk by me and rub there old fat ass on me and say oh pardon me didnt see u there and the freaking isle is EMPTY!!!
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Post by Doomrider on Sept 20, 2006 10:33:14 GMT -5
I have a rule...if anyone bumps into me, male, between the ages of 17-45, I give em a shove...females usually get something verbal...what are they gonna do? Kick me out of a store when I'm about to buy $100 worth of stuff? Yea right.
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Post by DSR on Sept 20, 2006 12:42:58 GMT -5
I thought this was gonna be about a place where I can purchase zombies.
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Sept 20, 2006 12:46:46 GMT -5
It seems Prox has had the revelation George A. Romero had 30 years ago.
Are you gonna enrich the world with a masterpiece like "Day Of The Dead", Prox?
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Post by The Happnin' Mojo on Sept 20, 2006 12:55:20 GMT -5
I thought this was gonna be about a place where I can purchase zombies. Don't feel bad......I thought this was about Dead Rising and it's awesomeness. |
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Post by Baixo Astral on Sept 20, 2006 12:55:52 GMT -5
Old people who drop dead right in front of you while your walking Fixed for morbidity. |
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Post by DSR on Sept 20, 2006 12:56:38 GMT -5
Old people who drop dead right in front of you while your walking Fixed for hilarity. Fixed for because I felt like it. |
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Post by Jiren on Sept 20, 2006 12:56:54 GMT -5
Old people who drop dead right in front of you while your walking Fixed for morbidity. Sick though this is, i would laugh Oh and dead Rising RULES |
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Post by Baixo Astral on Sept 20, 2006 12:58:55 GMT -5
Sick though this is, i would eat their pancreas Fixed cos Cropsy <3 horror films |
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Post by DSR on Sept 20, 2006 13:03:23 GMT -5
Sick though this is, i would eat their pancreas Fixed cos Cropsy and Jardu Cenesh <3 each other Fixed because my first "fixed" was no-sold. |
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Post by Jiren on Sept 20, 2006 13:06:37 GMT -5
Fixed cos Cropsy and Jardu Cenesh <3 each other my first "fixed" was pointless. Fixed |
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Post by DSR on Sept 20, 2006 13:08:38 GMT -5
my first "fixed" was pointless. I have no genitals. Fixed. Like a dog. |
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Post by Jiren on Sept 20, 2006 13:09:39 GMT -5
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Post by DSR on Sept 20, 2006 13:10:18 GMT -5
I was kidding.
Sorry.
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Post by Jiren on Sept 20, 2006 13:11:19 GMT -5
So was i, i have no ill feeling towards anyone on here (except Warriorthug) |
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Post by DSR on Sept 20, 2006 13:12:18 GMT -5
I wanna have sleepovers where we do each other's hair and talk about boys. SWERVE! |
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Post by Jiren on Sept 20, 2006 13:13:35 GMT -5
I wanna have sleepovers where we do each other's hair and talk about boys. SWERVE! Touche |
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