Nikki Bella had to sign a 75 Page agreement

[tigermaskxxxvii]

Watching the documentary Divorce Corp. would make you paranoid to exchange Valentine's Day cards without at least making the recipient sign a boilerplate liability waiver.

Oct 14, 2016 11:05:24 GMT -5 Kevin Hamilton said:

Oct 13, 2016 20:10:39 GMT -5 @irontyger said:

*Shrugs* In case he lost his powers

The Metropolis Kid exclaiming "Slammin'!" while looking at a gun toting Superman is one of the most 90's things ever.

[The Yes Man]

Anybody who doesn't get a pre-nup, or some type of legal papers done in this day and age when it comes to stuff like this is naive and deserves what they get when things go south. Cena has been burned before, so he's covering her ass. If someone isn't willing to sign an agreement, that is a red flag that they probably have alterior motives.

[The Dark Order Inferno]

Oct 15, 2016 2:08:53 GMT -5 The Yes Man said:

Anybody who doesn't get a pre-nup, or some type of legal papers done in this day and age when it comes to stuff like this is naive and deserves what they get when things go south. Cena has been burned before, so he's covering her ass. If someone isn't willing to sign an agreement, that is a red flag that they probably have alterior motives.

Cena deserved to be burned, he slept around on the road and he was the one who blindsided her when he filed for divorce, thinking his wife would just quietly accept the divorce on his terms. He had a prenup in place then too, the reason she got more is because he didn't want a public divorce battle with each and every one of his infidelities being made public as it would kill his character.

[Hit Girl]

Cena: "This is mah house....Nicola.....and you'll obey the rules I make goddammit.....first rule.....Nicola.....can never use the phone.....second rule....Nicola can never leave the house......ever again!"

[Deleted]

This isn't even a pre nup is it? It's just moving in?

[Deleted]

So if a rule is broken, does that mean there will be an outburst at the end?

[Chainsaw]

Ah, true love.

[KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!]

How romantic!

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Don't know what's worse for Nikki, signing that agreement or having Johnny Ace as her stepdad

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Oct 14, 2016 20:43:32 GMT -5 Kevin Hamilton said:

Article 45 subsection B12

Tanning bed is to be used in three second intervals only.

Addendum: contract is null and void if Mr. Cena is observed at any point in the next man's sweater

[Magician under the moonlight]

Let's just hope Nikki does not find any loopholes to try to ruin Cena.

[Hit Girl]

I found the document!


CITY OF TAMPA, STATE OF FLORIDA

DOCUMENT NUMBER 59674-A

SECTION A

1.0 - NICOLA GARCIA (PROFESSIONALLY KNOWN AS NIKKI BELLA) AGREES TO FORFEIT ANY CLAIM TO THE PROPERTY AND POSSESSIONS OF JOHN CENA (KNOWN PROFESSIONALLY AS JOHN CENA, FORMERLY KNOWN AS JEEEEE-AHHHHHHN CEEEEEEEEEEEEENAH)

1.1 - NICOLA GARCIA FORFEITS ANY CLAIM TO BE KNOWN AS NICOLA CENA

1.2 - NICOLA GARCIA MUST SEEK WRITTEN CONSENT TO LOOK AT MR CENA'S CAR COLLECTION

1.3 - NICOLA GARCIA AND JOHN CENA AGREE THAT IN THE EVENT OF A SEPERATION, MR CENA GAINS CUSTODY OF JOHNNY ACE.

1.4 - NICOLA GARCIA AGREES THAT THE CONCEPTION OF ANY CHILDREN WITH MR CENA MUST FIRST BE APPROVED BY WWE.

1.5 - NICOLA GARCIA AGREES THAT ANY MARRIAGE WITH MR CENA IS DEPENDENT ON SUBMITTING A REQUEST TO THE MAKE-A-WISH FOUNDATION OF AMERICA

1.6 - NICOLA GARCIA AGREES THAT DURING SEXUAL CONTACT WITH MR CENA, SHE IS LEGALLY REQUIRED TO REFER TO HIM AS "THE CHAMP"




Source - NikkiLeaks

[benstudd]

The guy has spent too much time in the WWE, his whole life is scripted.

[Jiren]

I applaud the man.

[edgestar]

Oct 14, 2016 8:34:03 GMT -5 Confused Mark Wahlberg said:

Cena realizing he didn't put in a clause about the toilet paper being put in the dispenser overhand vs underhand:

*Cena writes up a 76 page contract*

[Jessica Cadavre]

I get wanting to protect himself..but 75 pages? 😂

[Ryushinku]

There's gonna be a ton of disappointed people here if it's only 74 pages.

[MAGGLE]

This thread is going places...but not on any furniture because John doesnt like that

[Chainsaw]

Oct 16, 2016 11:35:55 GMT -5 Hit Girl said:

I found the document!




1.5 - NICOLA GARCIA AGREES THAT ANY MARRIAGE WITH MR CENA IS DEPENDENT ON SUBMITTING A REQUEST TO THE MAKE-A-WISH FOUNDATION OF AMERICA

And this was the point where I died.

[Alice Syndrome]

This isn't a prenup, this is a housing contract with his damn girlfriend.

75 house rules I can understand, a 75 page pre nup I can understand, but 75 pages of an agreement to move in with your boyfriend sounds like the crap you would do to bury someone in a mountain of legal papers so they won't read it all.