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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Oct 17, 2016 13:36:07 GMT -5
A new debut and they plug the shit out of it like the Warning but instead of Tito Ortiz is Paul Roma
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
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Post by Reflecto on Oct 17, 2016 16:38:00 GMT -5
Dead serious...
I just want the "Broken Matt and Brother Nero Christmas" segment.
Sleigh bells ringing as they all sing "I'll fade away and classify myself as obsolete!" like it's a Christmas carol. Vangaurd 1 trying to fly higher than it had before to try and seed the clouds so it could snow over the Hardy Compound. Senor Benjamin hooks Smokin' Joe Frazier and the spot monkeys to Skarsguard, turning it into a dilapidated sleigh. The Decay showing up again, ostensibly to cause another war- but to bury the hatchet- Rosemary giving King Maxell a way to develop her poison, and Abyss and Crazzy Steve showing their old recipe for the trucker they murdered and roasted up. And everyone waiting for that great moment at the end..."Brother Nikolas, I KNEW YOU'D COME!" as the whole gang shoots fireworks at a man dressed as Santa Claus, handing magnificent xylophones for all!
...it's the one TNA angle that's just too beautiful to be seen on this earth.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Oct 18, 2016 0:24:36 GMT -5
TNA realized Eddie Edwards is the most boring man on the planet and makes him lose in embarrassing fashion to literally anyone else on the entire roster.
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Post by No One on Oct 18, 2016 1:56:04 GMT -5
The triumphant return of Cheex. Cheex sings 'The Way We Were' as a montage of TNA highlights plays on the screen.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 18, 2016 6:41:56 GMT -5
Actually get Bigfoot to wrestle a match. I'd even be ok if it's just Matt tagging him in for 30 seconds at the next Hardy Taped Fight.
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Post by Gremlin on Oct 18, 2016 6:59:56 GMT -5
The triumphant return of Cheex. Cheex sings 'The Way We Were' as a montage of TNA highlights plays on the screen. With sweet, sweet harmony by The Brown Eyed Girl.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Oct 18, 2016 8:27:12 GMT -5
Gail Kim pinned in the middle of the ring with cleanly in a singles match with no outside interference or weapon usage. That can never happen because Gail Kim is god's gift to wrestling and everyone worships the ground she works on because she is the best and nicest and most humble...
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Oct 18, 2016 10:01:48 GMT -5
So long as it survives until Total Nonstop Deletion I'm good. Honestly, if TNA dies before they can film it, I'd be fine if everyone involved just went ahead and filmed a 2 hour show on their own. Hell, put up a Kickstater and I'd donate easily. And if it dies afterwards but before airdate (I imagine they don't want to tape at night in the damn winter) Matt should just screw it and put the whole thing on his YouTube.
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phen0m2112
Trap-Jaw
Advocating for the Devil since 1968.
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Post by phen0m2112 on Oct 23, 2016 7:15:02 GMT -5
I'd like to see the dancing girls from the weekly shows return and end up wrestling each other just to hear Josh mildly exclaim "Despite all their rage, they are still just rats in a cage!."
Sorry, this is why I don't post high...
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2017 13:53:34 GMT -5
I really wanted to see a rat in a cage match.
The cage being as long as the ring with a short roof so getting to the top rope would be tough.
I wish Corgan bought TNA.
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lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Feb 15, 2017 13:59:45 GMT -5
Josh Matthews getting kicked in the balls
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Post by thetower52 on Feb 15, 2017 20:56:47 GMT -5
I just want to see it die
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