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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2016 9:50:02 GMT -5
No idea that was Cena's voice. Makes sense since the whole commercial is "PEE NUTS...GET IT?"  |
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Post by moondoggie on Oct 16, 2016 10:14:08 GMT -5
Horton Can't See A Who?
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Oct 25, 2016 21:13:54 GMT -5
Deez nuts not peanuts
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Oct 25, 2016 23:55:14 GMT -5
I tried to buy some Pistachios, but I had to sign a 75 page terms and conditions form. Every morning you will unshell 24 nuts before making your bed. Upon completion of making your bed, you must discard the shells. Don't put the shells in your mouth, respect my rules. You may have one nut if you remember to not leave towels on the floor. Then for the rest of the day you can have one nut per hour. Then at dinner time, put on your pistachio suit and join us for a sit down meal. After dinner, the women will retire to the pistachio living room while the men will convene in the pistachio parlor for some pistachio ice cream. No stinky girls can have ice cream, or marriage. Or babies. Sign and date, then have a bank notarize immediately. |
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Post by Powerline on Oct 25, 2016 23:59:51 GMT -5
I tried to buy some Pistachios, but I had to sign a 75 page terms and conditions form. Every morning you will unshell 24 nuts before making your bed. Upon completion of making your bed, you must discard the shells. Don't put the shells in your mouth, respect my rules. You may have one nut if you remember to not leave towels on the floor. Then for the rest of the day you can have one nut per hour. Then at dinner time, put on your pistachio suit and join us for a sit down meal. After dinner, the women will retire to the pistachio living room while the men will convene in the pistachio parlor for some pistachio ice cream. No stinky girls can have ice cream, or marriage. Or babies. Sign and date, then have a bank notarize immediately. Uhhhh...TWERKIN' MAGGLE....the wastebasket on the left is for the shells, not the one on the right. "Feeeeeeed meeeeeeee pistachio shells." "I don't like pistachio shells, I like the normal trash." |
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Post by ayumidah on Oct 26, 2016 0:09:53 GMT -5
I swear to God I debated with myself that whole commercial if it was him or not. Wasn't sure if the meds I was on last week had a ridiculously delayed reaction or what. Glad to know I haven't completely lost my mind |
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Post by Derk! on Oct 26, 2016 0:19:44 GMT -5
That apparently was a thing....
Ok then.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Oct 26, 2016 4:25:34 GMT -5
I read pistachios as Psychosis and was wondering how and why John Cena was doing a big budget advert for a former WWE luchador. In honesty I'm not convinced the real answer is any less random.
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