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Post by ben:friendship frog on Nov 23, 2016 22:05:28 GMT -5
I don't know if they make sense or not but they're completely stupid either way: Pull up your skirt little girl its time for work Sit your butt down baby its time for class I am the teacher, I am the master I am the one who is your master pastor Step in the arena and break the walls down Mr Jericho has got you down Are you ready for the word go? Keep walking slow Breaking all down the walls of jericho You can't understand it Matter of fact You can't get the trend Get ready for pain You can't keep talking When I'm in your face You can't seem to bring it then Bring the rage Breaking all down the walls of jericho Break it all down the block What song is that? Obviously a Jericho song but it's not his actual theme. It's his original one before they changed it. It still makes little sense but his original was somehow worse lol
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Post by dreidemy on Nov 23, 2016 22:20:32 GMT -5
BRIE MODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Post by Reflecto on Nov 23, 2016 23:52:50 GMT -5
If Bobby Roode is really glorious enough that he won't give up, he won't give in until he's victorious, then why didn't he stay the course in TNA and try leading them to the top again?
Sounds like he gave up and gave in before he won to me...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2016 0:06:45 GMT -5
This thread's reminded me of what me and my brother used to think HHH's theme actually said. You ask us when we were kids? We thought it said
It's all about the game And how you play it It's all about control Are you really a Super Saiyan?
Like Vegeta was singing it.
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Post by Soultastic on Nov 24, 2016 0:10:10 GMT -5
Kofi's jamaican serial killer theme song.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2016 0:31:42 GMT -5
I've always been fond of the stupid, "You're the type of man I like to call a spout," line in Michelle McCool's theme. The song does go on to explain the meaning of that bizarre statement but it still sounds totally stupid.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Nov 24, 2016 0:42:03 GMT -5
Heath Slaters theme song has to be one of the biggest clusterf***s currently.
"I'M JUST ONE MAN! ...BUT I'M THE ONE MAAAN BAAAAAAAAND!!!!"
*Proceeds to sing about how they're a Three Man Band while currently being a two man Team with Rhyno*
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Nov 24, 2016 0:43:31 GMT -5
Friendly reminder that Big Daddy V's theme's lyrics included "I Love you like Barney inside a Horny Orgy" Nothing gets you more intimidated by a wrestler than him basically saying he's going to Barney Rape you while in an Orgy... and considering Viscera's previous gimmick...
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Nov 24, 2016 0:55:48 GMT -5
Heath Slaters theme song has to be one of the biggest clusterf***s currently. "I'M JUST ONE MAN! ...BUT I'M THE ONE MAAAN MAAAAAAAAND!!!!" *Proceeds to sing about how they're a Three Man Band while currently being a two man Team with Rhyno* Heath doesn't even know how many kids he's got, so this is just further evidence he doesn't have the firmest of grasps on numbers.
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Post by cs2502 on Nov 24, 2016 1:09:54 GMT -5
Friendly reminder that Big Daddy V's theme's lyrics included "I Love you like Barney inside a Horny Orgy" Nothing gets you more intimidated by a wrestler than him basically saying he's going to Barney Rape you while in an Orgy... and considering Viscera's previous gimmick... I just YouTube'd this song for the simple fact of the phrase "Barney Rape".
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Nov 24, 2016 4:17:23 GMT -5
"Evolution is a mystery Full of change that no one sees" Well Evolution is not that big of a mystery Evolution theme song. Both the concept or Stable. To be fair, a lot of things would have been a mystery to old Lemmy.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2016 4:32:18 GMT -5
"Evolution is a mystery Full of change that no one sees" Well Evolution is not that big of a mystery Evolution theme song. Both the concept or Stable. To be fair, a lot of things would have been a mystery to old Lemmy. Such as the lyrics to The Game given he seemed to rewrite the song on the spot every time he sang it.
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Nov 24, 2016 4:42:13 GMT -5
To be fair, a lot of things would have been a mystery to old Lemmy. Such as the lyrics to The Game given he seemed to rewrite the song on the spot every time he sang it. "I'M THE GAME AND I WANT STEAK"
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Nov 24, 2016 4:49:13 GMT -5
"So, when you say "they don't want none" do you mean that they want some? I mean, everything else suggests that they don't want anything do with you, but here we are, lost in an awkward bit of phrasing, Mr. Styles."
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Nov 24, 2016 4:53:08 GMT -5
I see your "Thorn in Your Eye" and raise you "This Is a Test". I raise both of you "Smackdown Theme" from 1999. "Spit him up, knock him down" repeat about 50 times
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Post by 魔界5号 on Nov 24, 2016 5:02:59 GMT -5
I'm an ass man Bewp bewp Yeah I'm an ass man (Yeah!)
I love to love 'em I love to kick 'em I love to shove 'em I love to stick 'em Love to flaunt 'em I love to watch 'em I love to pick 'em And I'm gonna kick 'em
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Nov 24, 2016 5:06:59 GMT -5
I've always been fond of the stupid, "You're the type of man I like to call a spout," line in Michelle McCool's theme. The song does go on to explain the meaning of that bizarre statement but it still sounds totally stupid. I thought it was Spouse? Anyway, on the subject of Evolution's theme, at the end Lemmy goes "Take it back home" or something, but my friend was always convinced it's "I'LL TAKE A DIET COKE"
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Post by Dub H on Nov 24, 2016 6:24:21 GMT -5
Heath Slaters theme song has to be one of the biggest clusterf***s currently. "I'M JUST ONE MAN! ...BUT I'M THE ONE MAAAN MAAAAAAAAND!!!!" *Proceeds to sing about how they're a Three Man Band while currently being a two man Team with Rhyno* JUST USE THE SOCIAL OUTCASTS THEME , SLATER
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Post by A damn road sign on Nov 24, 2016 12:16:32 GMT -5
I raise both of you "Smackdown Theme" from 1999. "Spit him up, knock him down" repeat about 50 times I thought it was "everybody on the ground?" That's what the song gets titled as online most places.
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Post by Spider2024 on Nov 24, 2016 12:25:05 GMT -5
I was always puzzled with Shelton Benjamin's theme with "Soon I'll be breaking out, nothing more nothing less."
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