DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on Dec 16, 2016 13:08:03 GMT -5
{Spoiler}NIGHT 3
X-Box 360, Atari 2600, Sega Master System, and Nintendo 3DS tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.
Sega Dreamcast accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.
Nintendo DS attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.
PSP attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.
Gamecube and Game Boy Advance get in a console war.
Virtual Boy sees a fire, but stays hidden.
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on Dec 16, 2016 13:18:42 GMT -5
{Spoiler}THE FEAST
The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.
Nintendo 3DS decides not to go to The Feast.
X-Box 360 sets an explosive off, killing PSP.
Game Boy Advance decides not to go to The Feast.
Virtual Boy sets Nintendo DS on fire with a molotov.
Atari 2600 decides not to go to The Feast.
Gamecube stabs Sega Master System in the back with a trident.
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
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Post by DragonMasterP on Dec 16, 2016 13:32:56 GMT -5
{Spoiler}DAY 4
X-Box 360 makes a slingshot.
Game Boy Advance defeats Atari 2600 in a fight, but spares his life.
Gamecube makes a wooden spear.
Nintendo 3DS discovers a river.
Virtual Boy receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor. {Spoiler}FALLEN TRIBUTES 4
4 cannon shots can be heard in the distance:
Sega Dreamcast District 1
PSP District 10
Nintendo DS District 6
Sega Master System District 8
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on Dec 16, 2016 13:53:38 GMT -5
{Spoiler}NIGHT 4
Gamecube looks at the night sky.
Atari 2600 thinks about home.
Game Boy Advance strangles X-Box 360 after engaging in a fist fight.
Nintendo 3DS cries himself to sleep.
Virtual Boy tends to his wounds.
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on Dec 16, 2016 14:11:28 GMT -5
{Spoiler}DAY 5
Atari 2600 fishes.
Nintendo 3DS searches for firewood.
Game Boy Advance and Gamecube hunt for other tributes.
Virtual Boy discovers a river. {Spoiler}FALLEN TRIBUTES 5
1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance:
X-Box 360 District 4
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on Dec 16, 2016 14:33:31 GMT -5
{Spoiler}NIGHT 5
Virtual Boy, Nintendo 3DS, Gamecube, and Atari 2600 tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.
Game Boy Advance receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor. {Spoiler}DAY 5
Atari 2600 and Game Boy Advance get in a console war. Game Boy Advance loses and dies.
Nintendo 3DS tries to spear fish with a trident.
Gamecube makes a wooden spear.
Virtual Boy fishes.
FALLEN TRIBUTES 6
1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance:
Game Boy Advance District 1
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Dub H
Crow T. Robot
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Post by Dub H on Dec 16, 2016 14:48:28 GMT -5
f*** yeah virtual boy burned the ds alive . Just like he did to the eyes of kids , he is hardcore like that
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
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Post by DragonMasterP on Dec 16, 2016 14:55:18 GMT -5
{Spoiler}NIGHT 6
Gamecube convinces Virtual Boy to snuggle with him.
Atari 2600 cooks his food before putting his fire out.
Nintendo 3DS passes out from exhaustion. {Spoiler}DAY 7
Gamecube explores the arena.
Nintendo 3DS searches for a water source.
Atari 2600 receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Virtual Boy hunts for other tributes.
No one (Or thing) died.
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on Dec 16, 2016 15:38:50 GMT -5
{Spoiler}NIGHT 7
Nintendo 3DS loses sight of where he is.
Atari 2600 cries himself to sleep.
Virtual Boy convinces Gamecube to snuggle with him. {Spoiler}DAY 8
Gamecube attacks Nintendo 3DS, but he manages to escape.
Atari 2600 practices his archery.
Virtual Boy tries to sleep through the entire day.
Again, no deaths. These things are really persistent.
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
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Post by DragonMasterP on Dec 16, 2016 16:35:29 GMT -5
{Spoiler}NIGHT 8
Nintendo 3DS climbs a tree to rest.
Gamecube receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Atari 2600 severely slices Virtual Boy with a sword. {Spoiler}DAY 9
Atari 2600 questions his sanity.
Gamecube dies of dysentery.
Nintendo 3DS dies from thirst.
FALLEN TIRBUTES 9
3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance:
Virtual Boy District 2
Gamecube District 7
Nintendo 3DS District 5
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DragonMasterP
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Post by DragonMasterP on Dec 16, 2016 16:51:48 GMT -5
{Spoiler} bob is the winner! {Spoiler} PLACEMENTS:SUMMARY:The Bloodbath Philips CD-I stabs Playstation 4 with a tree branch. NES is unable to convince X-Box 360 to not kill him. Game Boy overpowers Game.com, killing him. PSP finds Wii U hiding in the cornucopia and kills him. Day 1 Atari 2600 bashes Philips CD-I's head in with a mace. Super Nintendo shoots an arrow at Sega Dreamcast, but misses and kills Nintendo 64 instead. Night 1 Sony Playstation bashes R-Zone's head in with a mace. Day 2 Super Nintendo forces Game Boy Advance to kill Game Boy or Nintendo DS. He decides to kill Game Boy. Sony Playstation begs for Gamecube to kill him. He reluctantly obliges, killing Sony Playstation. Gizmondo dies trying to escape the arena. Night 2 Atari Jaguar dies from thirst. Day 3 Atari 2600 poisons Super Nintendo's drink. He drinks it and dies. N-Gage is unable to convince Game Boy Advance to not kill him. X-Box 360 strangles Sega Saturn with a rope. Night 3 Sega Dreamcast accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it. The Feast X-Box 360 sets an explosive off, killing PSP. Virtual Boy sets Nintendo DS on fire with a molotov. Gamecube stabs Sega Master System in the back with a trident. Day 4 No deaths occurred. Night 4 Game Boy Advance strangles X-Box 360 after engaging in a fist fight. Day 5 No deaths occurred. Night 5 No deaths occurred. Day 6 Atari 2600 and Game Boy Advance get in a console war. Game Boy Advance loses and dies. Night 6 No deaths occurred. Day 7 No deaths occurred. Night 7 No deaths occurred. Day 8 No deaths occurred. Night 8 Atari 2600 severely slices Virtual Boy with a sword. Day 9 Gamecube dies of dysentery. Nintendo 3DS dies from thirst. The winner is Atari 2600 from District 12! STATISTICS:
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Spider2024
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Post by Spider2024 on Dec 16, 2016 20:07:06 GMT -5
That was really fun to read, I must say.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
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Post by bob on Dec 16, 2016 21:15:11 GMT -5
the video game systems getting into console wars amused me greatly
also dying of dysentery --- that's some Oregon Trail shit
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