Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 27, 2016 17:34:56 GMT -5
I also despise the Christmas Shoes song to no end.
The Muppets version of 12 Days Of Christmas is also extremely unbearable.
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Post by Feyrhausen on Nov 27, 2016 18:43:08 GMT -5
All but especially Dominic the Donkey and the Snoopy one.
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Post by FinalGwen on Nov 27, 2016 19:04:00 GMT -5
When I worked at Tesco, they had a Christmas playlist that included "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday" and "I Wish It Could Be a Wombling Christmas Everyday". So you'd be expecting one, then get the discordant sound of the other with its mixed up tempo. Torturous.
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Post by arrogantmodel on Nov 27, 2016 19:09:52 GMT -5
Christmas Shoes. Just... Christmas Shoes. The instant I hear this on the radio, I change the station. Felix Navidad - 14 freaking words repeated over and over and over. It drives me out of my mind. Felix Navidad needs to tag with Xanta Klaus and the Christmas Creature.
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Post by Hassan bin Sober on Nov 27, 2016 19:12:02 GMT -5
I pretty much hate anything with lyrics these days. Give me instrumental versions or something in Spanish that I don't understand and can therefore tune out.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2016 19:25:31 GMT -5
"Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" always makes me want to stick a bullet in my head. Its a shitty song responsible for an even shittier holiday cartoon. Um, Christmas Don't Be Late for me. I don't wanna listen to helium rodents.
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 27, 2016 19:30:44 GMT -5
Here Comes Santa Claus was ruined the moment my I learned on the school bus what "comes" really means to middleschoolers
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Nov 27, 2016 19:51:53 GMT -5
Anything by Barbra Streisand I swear she drank 3 pots of coffee before she did Jungle Bells. There is this verison of Joy through the world I thought it was Barbra but I can't find it. Had the Most horrible singing of it. It starts with the singer saying hallelujah in the most ear bleeding way before going into the song which a deaf person would say it's bad.
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Post by edgestar on Nov 27, 2016 19:53:41 GMT -5
Baby, Please Come Home, isn't a very good song.
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Post by StuntGranny® on Nov 27, 2016 19:56:35 GMT -5
The date rape anthem that is Baby, It's Cold Outside This is the answer. Just a creepy, shit-fest of a song. "Your frail female body cannot handle the cold. You should stay. You will stay. You WILL stay..."
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2016 19:57:51 GMT -5
Any Christmas song not sung by an otter.
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Post by Alucard on Nov 27, 2016 20:05:20 GMT -5
Yeah, he's got it about right. The only one I really don't want to turn off as soon as I hear it is "Last Christmas" because George Michael can sing about anything and it's hella smooth.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2016 20:14:54 GMT -5
Last Christmas Christmas Shoes Happy Christmas (War is Over) Christmas Cookies
I don't hate the song but it shows up a lot when people list their favorite Christmas songs and I don't know why, Fairytale of New York
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Post by James Fabiano on Nov 27, 2016 21:45:32 GMT -5
The Rankin-Bass versions of Frosty and Rudolph, which they play here on the radio, are kind of boring too. Would it kill anyone to make "We Wanna Wake Up to a Big Surprise" a holiday standard?
And if they somehow shoehorned "Let it Go" as a Christmas song anywhere, guess what? IT'S ON THE LIST!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2016 22:27:21 GMT -5
I love Christmas music, some of the songs listed here are pretty bad though. I once heard Santa Baby sung by a dude, that was awful.
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Post by edgestar on Nov 27, 2016 22:30:23 GMT -5
I love Christmas music, some of the songs listed here are pretty bad though. I once heard Santa Baby sung by a dude, that was awful. I was ringing out a customer at work, when that version came on, once. I was laughing so hard, I had to stop for a second
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Post by Cela on Nov 27, 2016 22:51:14 GMT -5
Pretty much everything made over the last century.
Worst ones are:
Mariah f***ing Carey. Any of her crap songs that are utterly forgettable pop drivel except for one or two BAT SCREECH notes. All I Want for Christmas being the worst.
Bing Crosby White Christmas. Slow and agonizing.
Generic Pop star version of classic song. They always sound like they were conceived in and recorded over the course of a frantic afternoon the day before the cd had to ship.
Michael Buble. You're not Frank Sinatra, you're not even non union Frank Sinatra. Go away.
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Post by lionheart21 on Nov 28, 2016 0:09:45 GMT -5
Christmas Shoes, hands down.
Not only is it an absolutely disgusting premise (not the buying shoes for his mom thing, but the idea that the kid could wake up on Christmas morning and find out that his mom is dead), but it sucks even more for me on a personal level since when my dad was 10, he lost his dad to pneumonia 10 days before Christmas and he's still affected by it during the holidays.
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Post by madness50 on Nov 28, 2016 0:20:43 GMT -5
Baby it's cold outside is definitely on top of my list. That song is so creepy. Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer is right behind it lol.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Nov 28, 2016 0:36:10 GMT -5
A very controversial opinion for a lot of people I know but...."Fairytale in New York".
And I agree that glorified Karaoke singer Michael Buble needs to stay in his cave round Christmas time.
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