Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 12, 2016 19:52:50 GMT -5
Just remember kids, there are still people that think we are all getting worked by the WWE into thinking Del Rio and Paige are crazy
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Post by No One on Dec 12, 2016 19:53:11 GMT -5
Obviously, I don't know the man, but he certainly exhibits the tendencies of somebody with an substance-abuse aggression problem.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2016 20:16:26 GMT -5
They call him Tortuga Rafy in the article, and that's not a coincidence. He literally got into a fight with the Mexican Raphael from Ninja Turtles. That's my favorite part about this. In the theme, it clearly states, "Rafael is cool, but rude." He's playing up the gimmick, brother!
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Post by ireekofawesomeness on Dec 12, 2016 20:18:00 GMT -5
They call him Tortuga Rafy in the article, and that's not a coincidence. He literally got into a fight with the Mexican Raphael from Ninja Turtles. That's my favorite part about this. In the theme, it clearly states, "Rafael is cool, but rude." He's playing up the gimmick, brother! this is an incredibly valid point lmao
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
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Post by Heartbreaker on Dec 12, 2016 20:25:22 GMT -5
Just remember kids, there are still people that think we are all getting worked by the WWE into thinking Del Rio and Paige are crazy There's still people who think Eddie's death is a work.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Dec 12, 2016 20:39:30 GMT -5
I hope beyond all hope Alberto yelled "Esta noche cenaré en sopa de tortuga!" prior to the fisticuffs.
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Chainsaw
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Post by Chainsaw on Dec 12, 2016 20:50:38 GMT -5
Ah great. Because this relationship needed jealous rage violence... I hope I'm wrong but I really don't see this ending well at all. I get the feeling it's gonna end with somebody getting stabbed. Too late.
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ayumidah
Wade Wilson
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Post by ayumidah on Dec 13, 2016 0:11:09 GMT -5
Ah great. Because this relationship needed jealous rage violence... I hope I'm wrong but I really don't see this ending well at all. I get the feeling it's gonna end with somebody getting stabbed. Swerve, that's how the story started. What gets me about this whole situation is so many people still act like they're a couple to aspire to be. This is not "relationship goals", they are not "an adorable couple", and it's weird enough when it's something like Twilight or other weird, abusive relationships in fiction that people get obsessive over, when it's weird, abusive relationships in real life, well... I just don't know what to make of it, really.
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Perfect Timing
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Post by Perfect Timing on Dec 13, 2016 0:43:47 GMT -5
Del Rio's Wheel Of Mid Life Crisis.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2016 1:06:46 GMT -5
Just remember kids, there are still people that think we are all getting worked by the WWE into thinking Del Rio and Paige are crazy There's always that one guy that literally thinks everything is a work. There is this one kid I knew in highschool who thought both Eddie Guererro's Death (to be fair WWE made it look like a work with Eddiesplotation) and Chris Benoit's Double Homicide Suicide was a work. But I remember there was this insane conspiracy theory that Hector Guerrero was actually Eddie Guerrero.
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Post by lizzurd on Dec 13, 2016 1:21:53 GMT -5
2016 won't be complete until Alberto Del f***face gets into a knife fight with Johnny Manziel over a pile of coke while Paige tries to one up X-Pac with the most depressing "I did meth in Mexico" story.
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jagilki
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Post by jagilki on Dec 13, 2016 1:56:22 GMT -5
Alberto and Paige are just wanting to make their own real live Always Sunny aren't they?
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 13, 2016 2:17:10 GMT -5
Alberto and Paige are just wanting to make their own real live Always Sunny aren't they? Will Super Porky be their Frank Reynolds?
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Dec 13, 2016 2:26:21 GMT -5
Alberto has a new nickname to add: The Rat King.
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Post by Viking Hall on Dec 13, 2016 5:33:12 GMT -5
Alberto reminds me of a guy that suddenly started to frequent my local pub a couple of years ago. Basically he was in his late thirties, fancied himself as a bit of a hard man, tribal tattoos, faux-hawk, Johnny Bravo physique, you get the picture. The reason he has suddenly appeared was because he had started seeing the barmaid who was about 18/19 at the time and because of this he walked around like he was cock of the walk. However, he would make it unintentionally clear far too often that he was actually very insecure about the whole thing and would get overly defensive all of the time and try to assert his dominance over other men half his size and age. Bearing in mind the girl had pretty much grown up with everyone in the pub (she was my mates little sister) it would become increasingly embarrassing when he would get into the faces of people that had known her since before she could walk. By the end of the saga he had pretty much started on everyone ranging from teenagers to pensioners and they were both asked to move on, which they did...
...but not before he has to go into hiding because her mum threatened to kick his head in, something I can also see being a plot point in the whole Alberto/Paige debacle.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Dec 13, 2016 6:18:03 GMT -5
Was his brother the same one who was Memo
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Dec 13, 2016 8:06:40 GMT -5
I want Alberto to pick a fight with the gobbledygooker next
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Allie Kitsune
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 13, 2016 8:17:47 GMT -5
Alberto El Bath Salts.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Dec 13, 2016 8:18:54 GMT -5
Del Rio has always had a short fuse, the difference now is since he hooked up with someone half the internet fanbase seemed to have a crush on, he's seen as less of a hero, more someone going off the deep end because of drug use there is no evidence to date is actually a thing, aside from failing his first wellness test prior to leaving the WWE, which could have been anything from ADHD medication to turning up 15 minutes late to testing, we only have his word for it.
There's also no evidence that Alan Extreme didn't touch Paige inappropriately, still, Del Rio needs to grow the hell up before he takes a swing at someone outside of a wrestling environment and ends up in a cell.
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Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 13, 2016 8:20:15 GMT -5
Some people just don't know how to stay out of truoble.
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