Total Nonstop Deletion Depreciation Thread

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

Dec 17, 2016 0:36:41 GMT -5 percymania said:

I can't help it. Here's my list of Total Nonstop Stupidity:

13. The boat is apparently a living thing

This is actual continuity. When Matt was saved by the boat back at the Final Deletion, he appealed to the Seven Deities to give Skarsgard a soul in return for shielding Matt's vessel from Brother Nero's rockets.

All this time later, Matt was saved by his act of generosity.

[jimmyjames]

Dec 17, 2016 0:36:41 GMT -5 percymania said:

I can't help it. Here's my list of Total Nonstop Stupidity:



8. Why is there a giraffe?

9. Battling a kangaroo

Those were actually clips from Brother Nero training back in September for Delete or Decay.

[Big Bad Kahuna]

Dec 16, 2016 19:11:07 GMT -5 benstudd said:

It was too much and too all over the place with too many people. It's easier to be creative when you tell a story with a more limited number of people. Here with all these people it felt like those putting it together had to take more time thinking about the logicstics of including everybody intead of telling an interesting story. I fast-forwarded for the majority of it. I appreciate the effort though.

Yeah the tag team apocalypto part was waaaaaaayyyy too long and overloaded. Rest of the show was fun though

[Zen411]

I hated everything about it. The low quality look of it and cheap venue and tiny crowd...felt like why is this crappy local wrestling show on TV and why am I watching it? The crappy editing and confusion of there's a real fire in the building and fans are evacuating....then rock and roll express shooting fireworks at people. ..wtf? Debut of swoggle?

Was the build really worth it? It made tna look soooo bushleague.

[häšhtå.gdālėÿ]

I enjoyed the Final Deletion match. The whacky nonsensical wrestling meets Sharknado-esq tag part.

The rest of it (when Josh was talking) was godawful. Absolutely terrible.

[Deleted]

While I didn't know 99.9% of the local geeks I got to see a boat do a run in and then get beat up by 3 men,The historic start of King Maxel's streak and a tribute to 3 count.Best impact in years and way better than a regular impact but then again I'm Mr. Positivity around here.

[Sponsored by Groose Wipes]

Gregory Helms had shades on... Did not tilt head to the left.

Groose sheds a tear.

[Perfect Timing]

They say Matt Hardy has had a career resurgence...well I just watched Total Nonstop Deletion and...

[Woo]

If you are watching TNA for anything other than Broken Matt Hardy craziness then you are a strange person.

[The Ichi]

I mean...it was always awful?

[benstudd]

Dec 18, 2016 3:56:02 GMT -5 Woo said:

If you are watching TNA for anything other than Broken Matt Hardy craziness then you are a strange person.

Or you want to watch a regular wrestling show. 

I watched WCW till its death. And it was worst than Hell. I must be strange.

Or a wrestling fan. 

Nevertheless I personally get tired by ideas/acts more than promotions themselves. Like I was off the New Day bandwagon pretty early and I'm starting to get sick about The Broken Matt Hardy stuff. It feels like TNA are covering their flaws with this in the mean time of being a real wrestling promotion. 

[lizzurd]

Dec 17, 2016 0:04:01 GMT -5 Emmet Russell said:

It wasn't bad, just over-hyped by everyone involved - Matt, Josh Mathews, JB especially - and it came off as a serious disappointment. They said it'd be "game-changing", "better than any WM", and it wasn't. It was too long and the surprises were lacklustre.

But that's the whole point, bro! It was meta and ironic and intentionally bad! That means it's good!

If you slather yourself in irony and appear to be "in" on the "joke" then you immunize yourself from criticism and failure.

[________ has left the building]

Remember how I called this Sharknado from the beginning? Like that series, they got too meta and cute for their own good.