Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 21, 2016 18:27:40 GMT -5
"Tazz! My balls!" "I sore it!"
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Post by Larryhausen on Dec 21, 2016 20:31:27 GMT -5
YES!!!!! LOOK!!!!!!! THE BEAR HUG!!!!!!!
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 22, 2016 3:13:23 GMT -5
If someone can find it from the Heenan quote thread from about a year or so ago, but the long exchange he has with Monsoon which ends with him yelling at Monsoon "Put 'me up!!!" after Flair loses to Savage.
Also at Mania 8
Gorilla: Always that eerie smell of formeldahyde when Undertaker is around. Heenan: I thought that was your cologne? You buy that cheap stuff all the time just to get a free comb.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Dec 22, 2016 3:26:06 GMT -5
Tazz during the 2008 draft.
"Come on baby, someone big, someone big..."
*Matt Hardy is drafted to ECW*
"f***! You gotta be kidding me!"
And, of course:
"WE NEED SOME KIDS!"
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Post by ronnie2hotty on Dec 22, 2016 8:50:48 GMT -5
ECW Anarchy Rulz 1999, Joey Styles and Cyrus during the Lance Storm vs Jerry Lynn match. Cyrus is trying to tell Joey that Lance has a better psychological advantage over Lynn due to Lynn not being able to get into a "big match" feel due to so many encounters with Rob Van Dam on pay per view recently.
Styles: That's the advantage? [referring to Dawn Marie] The advantage are those fake breasts at ringside? Cyrus: Are you saying they're not real? Styles: Is there a real pair in the business? Cyrus: You and I are a real pair, Joey Styles.
Followed by at least 5 seconds of dead air.
Cyrus: Why are you laughing? Styles: [trying to gain his composure from obviously cracking up off mic] I'm not laughing.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Dec 22, 2016 12:10:01 GMT -5
Dat's my guy! Dat's Razor!
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Dec 22, 2016 13:30:33 GMT -5
One that went under the radar because it was TNA but I laughed out loud.
Turning Point 2008 or 2009, the basebrawl match, or whatever they called it. Dale Torborg and a MLB player were at ringside.
Anyway, Bobby Heenan joined Mike Tenay and Don West on commentary. West kept talking about how the guys at ringside had a foreign object, finally leading to this exchange:
Bobby: "It's a baseball bat!"
Don: "Okay, fine, he's got a baseball bat!"
Mike: "He's still learning, Bobby, but I think we'll be able to bring him around. Don't you?"
Bobby: (immediately and deadpanned) "No."
This was followed by a few seconds of silence, then they continued.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Dec 22, 2016 15:05:49 GMT -5
What the f*** are you doing?- Bobby Heenan to Brian Pillman
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2016 20:14:57 GMT -5
Lawler: "McMahon, you're not into the kind of music the Headbangers listen to, are you?" Vince: "I can't say..." Lawler: "Marilyn Manson?" Vince: "Well, no." Lawler: "White Zombie?" Vince: "I really don't listen..." Lawler: "Butthole Surfers?" Vince: "I, um...pardon me?"
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Lawler: "JR, did you read the latest WWF Magazine where Mankind professes to be a loving father? Loving father of what? JR, do you have kids?" JR: "Why yes, I have two lovely daughters." (King laughs deviously.) JR: "DO YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN?" (King goes silent for quite a long time.)
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Post by Clawley Race on Dec 22, 2016 20:58:07 GMT -5
COLLEGE!?!?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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There's your educated college boy!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2016 8:36:35 GMT -5
Lance Russell didn't put up with bullshit if you got mic time. He was like your grandpa telling you "Don't start with that smart stuff! I'll have you thrown out of here."
Dave Brown and Corey Maclin just took it.
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Edit: Have to add Heenan getting pissed at Fuji for managing Barbarian wrong. (Fuji was a substitute manager while Bobby did commentary.)
Gorilla: "Brain, he's your man! Go out there and manage him if you think Fuji is doing such a bad job!" Bobby: "I can't go; I'm a broadcast journalist. I'm needed here...to keep you in line."
(Heenan continues yelling at Fuji. He misses hooking Bret Hart's foot with the cane, catching Barbarian instead. Bret wins, Bobby goes bat-shit. Climbs in the ring and gets in a shoving match with Fuji.)
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Post by jp49er80 on Dec 24, 2016 8:59:32 GMT -5
JR trying not to laugh at the Rock Concert when Rock calls Hurricane the Hamburglar, and many many other times during that segment.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2016 14:56:35 GMT -5
Lawler getting tossed from Royal Rumble 1997, yet still saying "Wait until I get in there!"
Vince: "Uh, King, I hate to tell you this, but you were in."
King: "I Was?"
JR: "YOU'RE IN BUSHWACKER LUKE TERRITORY!"
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 29, 2016 11:27:42 GMT -5
A more recent moment: on Smackdown Live, right after Ellsworth tattles on Maryse and Miz SCFs Ambrose while he's distracted. JBL starts laughing hysterically and just goes off on Ellsworth. "Congratulations, you turtle without a shell! You're the biggest idiot on the planet!" I rewinded it repeatedly and laughed. It was the most I've enjoyed JBL in years.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2016 17:05:08 GMT -5
The ECW "Invitation", 2/24/97. Taz beats Mikey Whipwreck in a glorified squash match on Raw. Vince & Paul Heyman calling it.
Vince: "And Taz gets the victory over Mickey Whipwreck." Paul: "Mikey! It's Mikey Whipwreck!" Vince: "I apologize, Mikey Whipwreck." Paul: "You really should watch the tapes Bruce Pritchard leaves on your desk."
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