nm
Hank Scorpio
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Post by nm on Dec 27, 2016 0:07:44 GMT -5
Whip out my hog like Enzo I will get beaten badly but wounds heal and I'll still be a fan favorite
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ayumidah
Wade Wilson
The ace-iest bi you'll ever meet
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Post by ayumidah on Dec 27, 2016 0:21:20 GMT -5
E: Pass out dead away and need an ambulance called anyway.
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Dec 27, 2016 1:00:22 GMT -5
Pull out my Taurus .45 and tell him to back the f*** off please |
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Post by Captain & Diet on Dec 27, 2016 1:01:08 GMT -5
"Lana, meet me in cosmetics"  |
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Dec 27, 2016 1:47:53 GMT -5
I attempt to sprint to the seafood section, knowing both his penchant for and sub-par aim with fish throwing.
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Dec 27, 2016 2:08:15 GMT -5
Supermarket sweep the leg.
Its late and I'm tired.
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Dec 27, 2016 2:09:05 GMT -5
Pull out my Taurus .45 and tell him to back the f*** off please  This post.....Yikes. What? He said "please".... As for me, id scream at the top of my lungs "THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!" and kick him as hard as I can in the testicles. |
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Post by SCCB Was Told To Do Steroids on Dec 27, 2016 2:23:28 GMT -5
Pull out my Taurus .45 and tell him to back the f*** off please You honestly think that will stop him? |
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 27, 2016 2:28:53 GMT -5
If WWE Films has taught me anything, superkick.
I spam the superkick like my last name was Jackson.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2016 2:34:42 GMT -5
Pull out my Taurus .45 and tell him to back the f*** off please You honestly think that will stop him?  It'd probably go like this. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2016 2:35:50 GMT -5
I'll deal with Rusecv the Dale Gribble way, pocket sand followed by squirrel tactics
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Capt Lunatic
Unicron
Buttah in mah ass, lollipops in mah mouth
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Post by Capt Lunatic on Dec 27, 2016 3:16:46 GMT -5
I like to think whichever choice I make, I can count on someone ignoring the narrative and trying to make Rusev the face of the encounter.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2016 3:26:01 GMT -5
Get ready to settle things the way we do in the streets: A collar and elbow into an arm drag.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 27, 2016 5:42:35 GMT -5
Pull out my Taurus .45 and tell him to back the f*** off please Don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad. |
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Dec 27, 2016 5:42:53 GMT -5
Pull out my Taurus .45 and tell him to back the f*** off please  Then what? |
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Post by sdoyle7798 on Dec 27, 2016 5:52:42 GMT -5
Pull out my Taurus .45 and tell him to back the f*** off please Everlast has a lyric that fits this occasion... "Pulled out his chrome .45, talked some shit, and wound up dead." |
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Post by ________ has left the building on Dec 27, 2016 8:44:55 GMT -5
I'm a big dude myself. Built like Rusev with arms like Big Zeke. Been in enough fights to hold my own or win. But I know that dude got fighting skills and no amount of street brawling would help me in that situation. So I'll do a Bobby Hill. Scream "That's my purse" and kick him in the balls. If that doesn't put him down, toss canned goods at him and run like hell.
But this would never happened because the moments I do see famous people in the wild, I respect their personal space. and don't approach them.
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Post by Toilet Paper Roll on Dec 27, 2016 10:20:35 GMT -5
I'd play some horrible eastern European mid 90s crap dance hall techno where Rusev will immediately grow a slicked back mullet and we'd have a sick dance party in the aisle.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2016 10:27:43 GMT -5
Hulk up and get beat by a man that is like 9x my superior. f*** him. Lana. Hopefully I can tap some Japanese "Burning Spirit" or something, because it's not likely to go well otherwise.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2016 10:31:07 GMT -5
My legs aren't long enough to get a dick kick in, so running is my only option. Hopefully I make it to the cooking oil section, pop one of those open, and grease up the trail behind me. If he slips, I can make it outside and live to see another day.
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