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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Jan 5, 2017 15:17:46 GMT -5
Ryback sounds like that son who believed in his father but then his father left him and his mother. He's basically 50 Cent's son. Lmao Kn why you got to do him like that
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 5, 2017 15:22:47 GMT -5
Ryback
Vince only told you that to get you into bed.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Jan 5, 2017 15:28:45 GMT -5
Next week Ryback will complain that Vince called him Goldberg during sex.
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Post by Timeless Hayterade on Jan 5, 2017 15:31:40 GMT -5
Next thing you know, Ryback is gonna say that he was supposed to win the 2013 Royal Rumble and main event WrestleMania against The Rock.
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jan 5, 2017 15:32:37 GMT -5
Like, dude, you're a grownass man sounding like a 16 year old girl that can't figure out why she got dumped. Yeah, Ryback is pretty much pissing away any good will he might have with people. I just remembered: Didn't he once propose he should go over Brock....at Mania.....but only after taking 6 months off?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2017 15:36:38 GMT -5
"Vince said he'd never give up on me," Jim Ryback told the interviewer. A twinge of regret in his eyes was obvious, despite his other words contradicting that sentiment.
It would be another 40 years until Ryback and Vince were reunited. The circumstances, however, would not be pleasant, as reunions at funeral homes never tend to be.
Vince, somehow still alive thanks to cybernetics and a probable deal with the devil, was rolled into the room in his wheelchair by his 53 granddaughters. Ryback's casket sit before him.
A moment passed as he sat contemplatively in front of the casket. Suddenly he motioned upwards and stood up, surprising his grandchildren.
Surprise in the McMahon-Levesque household had died off years earlier, when their father gave up on most vestiges of hope as he continued to fail to sire a single son; therefore, several of the young women thought they were broken as they gasped loudly.
Vince stood at the casket, stunning all who looked on, then bent over toward the body and spoke gentily whispered into Jim Ryback's ear.
"And I never did."
Suddenly a parasitic demon, the true reason for Vince's longevity, emerged from his throat and, with a series of tentacles and an exuberant amount of slime and saliva, reached out, pried open and slid into Ryback's mouth. Vince's frail body collapsed backwards, reduced to a lifeless pile of shattered bones and dust as it fell to the ground, as Ryback's eyes opened and he sat up out of his casket to the horrified onlookers still assembled.
On that day, a sordid miracle had taken place.
And on that day, the events leading to the Earth's end were set fully into motion.
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Post by The Ichi on Jan 5, 2017 15:38:48 GMT -5
He should try TNA.
Yeah, I know that's usually a bad sentence, but Dixie would fire a bunch of lower card guys to be able to throw money at anyone who was a big deal in WWE at one time.
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Post by mcstoklasa on Jan 5, 2017 15:39:35 GMT -5
Ryback sucked.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Jan 5, 2017 15:40:15 GMT -5
Ryback seems to have a new "thing Vince did me wrong with" in the same general vein each time a new interview with him pops up, and at this point either he's embellishing and fluffing up some new details, or he's that person who tries to justify why he's actually better off after his long-term partner broke up with him because he keeps going on about "Oh and another thing they did that makes me super glad they're gone from my life forever now no that's a lie please come back".
Cody may not have had the dynamic impact on the independent scene that he'd hyped up for himself, but importantly, he generated initial hype to ride his wave out with, threw on a really smart gimmick with that list to get booked into matches with big names, and for the most part relegated his complaints about WWE to the one post he made explaining why he was leaving instead of trickling it out over months and months of new complaints and interviews. As far as someone dissatisfied and leaving WWE to go carve their own path, Cody's put on a f***ing master class compared to Ryback.
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Post by bearned on Jan 5, 2017 15:41:06 GMT -5
Yeah, Ryback is pretty much pissing away any good will he might have with people. I just remembered: Didn't he once propose he should go over Brock....at Mania.....but only after taking 6 months off? Hahah yes didn't he want to go and do some UFC training so it was treated like a shoot type fight?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2017 15:41:55 GMT -5
Ryback sounds like that son who believed in his father but then his father left him and his mother. He's basically 50 Cent's son. Lmao Kn why you got to do him like that Anytime I can bring up 50's life I gotta do it for the culture lol. Also I was just listening to Wanksta so I thought it would be appropriate. Ryback fit like a glove.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Jan 5, 2017 15:49:55 GMT -5
Lmao Kn why you got to do him like that Anytime I can bring up 50's life I gotta do it for the culture lol. Also I was just listening to Wanksta so I thought it would be appropriate. Ryback fit like a glove. Lol the culture. No bullshit last week it was like 50 day. They was playing all his old shit. 21 questions, In the Club, P.I.M.P
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Post by ronin705 on Jan 5, 2017 15:57:42 GMT -5
So another day in the whine-back chronicles then..
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Post by dreidemy on Jan 5, 2017 16:00:33 GMT -5
Ryback is just getting ready for his first TNA promo about "that other company"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2017 16:09:16 GMT -5
Like, dude, you're a grownass man sounding like a 16 year old girl that can't figure out why she got dumped. Yeah, Ryback is pretty much pissing away any good will he might have with people. I just remembered: Didn't he once propose he should go over Brock....at Mania.....but only after taking 6 months off? To be fair if I was a wrestler employed by the WWE. I would be proposing the dumbest ideas that benefits nobody but myself and hopefully they'll approve one of my ideas. Like when they finally do I'll probably give the biggest deer in the headlights look, pinch myself to make sure I'm not dreaming, resist the urge to ask the question "Are you Serious?", and then when I finally get some privacy I would do the biggest happy dance ever. Like he would of been absolute genius if he made it work. 6 months paid vacation to learn MMA, fight Brock Lesnar in one of highest profile matches at Wrestlemania, and get one of the biggest Wrestlemania Paydays.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Jan 5, 2017 16:12:36 GMT -5
Yeah, Ryback is pretty much pissing away any good will he might have with people. I just remembered: Didn't he once propose he should go over Brock....at Mania.....but only after taking 6 months off? To be fair if I was a wrestler employed by the WWE. I would be proposing the dumbest ideas that benefits nobody but myself and hopefully they'll approve one of my ideas. Like when they finally do I'll probably give the biggest deer in the headlights look, pinch myself to make sure I'm not dreaming, resist the urge to ask the question "Are you Serious?", and then when I finally get some privacy I would do the biggest happy dance ever. Like he would of been absolute genius if he made it work. 6 months paid vacation to learn MMA, fight Brock Lesnar in one of highest profile matches at Wrestlemania, and get one of the biggest Wrestlemania Paydays. True, but there is "I am throwing out everything I can to try and get myself something" and "WWE missed out on the mega money opportunity of a lifetime by not letting me take a paid vacation to learn MMA so that I could fight Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania". Shooting for the stars is good, but a little bit of self-awareness to temper that is kind of a must. I find the fact that he doesn't get why WWE didn't do it so much funnier than the fact that he pitched it.
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Post by alred1982 on Jan 5, 2017 16:23:41 GMT -5
Yeah, Ryback is pretty much pissing away any good will he might have with people. I just remembered: Didn't he once propose he should go over Brock....at Mania.....but only after taking 6 months off? Hahah yes didn't he want to go and do some UFC training so it was treated like a shoot type fight? Wouldn't of been more believable if he at least had a mma fight aswell and won.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2017 16:24:27 GMT -5
Anytime I can bring up 50's life I gotta do it for the culture lol. Also I was just listening to Wanksta so I thought it would be appropriate. Ryback fit like a glove. Lol the culture. No bullshit last week it was like 50 day. They was playing all his old shit. 21 questions, In the Club, P.I.M.P Classic 50 was untouchable. Man I gotta listen to GRODT again lol.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Jan 5, 2017 16:28:11 GMT -5
Lol the culture. No bullshit last week it was like 50 day. They was playing all his old shit. 21 questions, In the Club, P.I.M.P Classic 50 was untouchable. Man I gotta listen to GRODT again lol. Facts lol. 50 only get remembered now for camron Curtis diss and acting like his first son never existed.
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Post by sportatorium on Jan 5, 2017 16:46:27 GMT -5
Ryback generally receives an eye roll from me. That said, if the depush threat is true, then he should keep saying this to whomever will listen. That's absolutely awful.
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