Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 1, 2017 15:39:49 GMT -5
Homer: Kids, don't worry, I'm not gonna die. That only happens to bad people
Lisa: What about Abraham Lincoln?
Homer: He sold poison milk to school children
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legendkiller1985
Don Corleone
If I'm going to have a past, I'd prefer it to be multiple choice
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Post by legendkiller1985 on Feb 1, 2017 16:57:16 GMT -5
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Post by karl100589 on Feb 1, 2017 17:31:51 GMT -5
This headline makes me laugh every time
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Feb 1, 2017 17:58:48 GMT -5
Not so much a line, more a scene that I think is some of the smartest writing they ever came up with. It's the one in the Super Bowl episode where they obviously didn't know who was going to be in the game that far in advance, so they come up with the bit where Homer and Moe cover their mouths with beer glasses to disguise the lip movement and then badly dub the voices saying the teams nearer the time. It would be funny but then throwing in stuff about "I hear President....... will be watching it with his wife.........." is just genius. It makes the initial gag funnier and then ups it with a great current affair joke.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 1, 2017 18:01:11 GMT -5
"I'm in no condition to drive....Wait, I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!"
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Post by Gravedigger's Biscuits on Feb 1, 2017 18:07:50 GMT -5
Selma: "Surly, can't you do something?"
Surly: "Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy. Surly."
Selma: "Sorry Surly."
Surly: "Shut up."
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Feb 1, 2017 18:20:47 GMT -5
Homer: But every time I learn something new, it pushes out something old. Remember that time I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?
Marge: That's because you were drunk.
Homer: And how!
Groundskeeper Willie: If I wanted to see a man eat an orange, I would have taken the orange-eating class!
Hans Moleman: [cut to Hans Moleman teaching] The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage.
Grampa: [impatient] Just eat the damn oranges!
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 1, 2017 18:54:46 GMT -5
Moe: As a kid I had round worm. Heck, I was more worm than boy for a couple of years. I dabbled in Satanism until I was asked to leave, oh and one month I ate nothing but aquarium fish.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2017 22:27:44 GMT -5
Not so much a line, more a scene that I think is some of the smartest writing they ever came up with. It's the one in the Super Bowl episode where they obviously didn't know who was going to be in the game that far in advance, so they come up with the bit where Homer and Moe cover their mouths with beer glasses to disguise the lip movement and then badly dub the voices saying the teams nearer the time. It would be funny but then throwing in stuff about "I hear President....... will be watching it with his wife.........." is just genius. It makes the initial gag funnier and then ups it with a great current affair joke. Huh i never understood that gag until now. Thanks
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Post by Milkman Norm on Feb 1, 2017 22:28:01 GMT -5
(Homer stops to see a mechanic thinking his impending heart attack is his transmission)
Mechanic: Billy remember that old Plymouth we just couldn't fix?
Billy: You mean we're going to sell him to Mr.Nikopopolis?
Mechanic: You're a dull boy Billy.
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Post by wildojinx on Feb 1, 2017 23:20:52 GMT -5
"There's one thing he cant buy,,a dinosaur" "I gotta go, Quebec's got the bomb"
Oh yeah, and after Drederick Tatum mentions being in Springfield Prison, Barney's "Alright, a local boy!" always gets a laugh from me.
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Feb 1, 2017 23:33:10 GMT -5
Probably not overlooked or anything at all, but I quote this occasionally and it still cracks me and my wife up every single time:
Drederick Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children. Interviewer: Uh, you know, they do have a mother, Champ?
Drederick Tatum: Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Feb 2, 2017 0:08:48 GMT -5
It's dripping funny smelling water all over me!
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 2, 2017 0:26:31 GMT -5
Not so much a line, more a scene that I think is some of the smartest writing they ever came up with. It's the one in the Super Bowl episode where they obviously didn't know who was going to be in the game that far in advance, so they come up with the bit where Homer and Moe cover their mouths with beer glasses to disguise the lip movement and then badly dub the voices saying the teams nearer the time. It would be funny but then throwing in stuff about "I hear President....... will be watching it with his wife.........." is just genius. It makes the initial gag funnier and then ups it with a great current affair joke. MY FAVORITE TEAM IS PLAYING THE ... Atlanta Falcons. Ever since I was a boy I always loved the ... Atlanta Falcons. Yeah but don't count out the ... Denverbroncos.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Feb 2, 2017 1:18:33 GMT -5
A line from a more recent episode: Homer is afraid of xylophones because "it's the music you hear when skeletons are dancing"
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Urethra Franklin
King Koopa
When Toronto sports teams lose, Alison Brie is sad
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Feb 2, 2017 1:39:57 GMT -5
"Uhhh...that's our chef...Christopher."
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2017 2:35:58 GMT -5
"English side ruined, must read French instructions. 'La Grill' What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Feb 2, 2017 3:06:56 GMT -5
Dean Peterson: Sorry guys, I never expelled anyone before.. but that pig had powerful friends. Richard Nixon: Oh you'll pay! Don't think you won't pay!
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Feb 2, 2017 5:29:03 GMT -5
Homer: Marge, I know you didn't believe me about the vending machines. That's why I had the firemen write me a note. Marge: [reads] "Mrs. Simpson, while we were rescuing your husband, a lumberyard burned down." Homer: D'oh! [sadly] Lumber has a million uses.
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 2, 2017 5:39:10 GMT -5
"Wheeeheehee, I'm mildly wealthy! I can rent anything I want!"
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