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Post by Toilet Paper Roll on Feb 3, 2017 11:19:52 GMT -5
Mr Sparkle promotional tape..
(Translated). I am disrespectful to dirt, can you see that I am serious?
Join me or die, can you do any less?
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Post by Milkman Norm on Feb 3, 2017 11:28:34 GMT -5
"Rogers Meyers Sr, the gentle genius behind Itchy & Scratchy loved and cared about almost all the peoples of the world.And he,in return was beloved by the world. Except in 1938 when he was criticized for his controversial cartoon 'Nazi Supermen are our Superiors'"
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 3, 2017 11:54:17 GMT -5
Lenny: We're about to pass by Mt Carlmore. I carved it out one magical summer.
Homer: What does Carl think?
Lenny: You know, it's never been discussed
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Feb 3, 2017 13:33:01 GMT -5
"Hey, look...Homer's got one of those robotic cars!"
*car crashes*
"One of those, AMERICAN robot cars."
(or something to that effect)
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2017 13:34:36 GMT -5
PUT IT IN H
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
Posts: 41,469
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 3, 2017 13:48:03 GMT -5
Skinner: .....and that's why from now on all broken zippers will be attended to by the school nurse and not me.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 3, 2017 14:09:17 GMT -5
of the same bit What country is this car from? It no longer exists.
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chrom
Backup Wench
Master of the rare undecuple post
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Post by chrom on Feb 3, 2017 14:18:44 GMT -5
I'm better than dirt! Well, most kinds of dirt. Not that fancy store brought dirt, that stuff's loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Feb 3, 2017 15:53:44 GMT -5
Homer: [ringing doorbell] Sugar man! [eats some from the bag]} Skinner: Door-to-door sugar? [chuckles] What a marvelous idea. [Skinner's mother calls] What's that mother? ...I'm just talking to the sugar man! ...Mother, I'm a big boy, I can do as I wish! [to Homer] Excuse me. [slams door] [opens door] Thanks a lot, Simpson, now I'm grounded!}
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Feb 3, 2017 16:07:34 GMT -5
"Don't thank me, thank the Moon's gravitational pull."
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2017 16:19:38 GMT -5
"The dolls' trying to kill me and the toasters' been laughing at me! Eww, dog water!" "Your doll is trying to kill my husband! [pause] Yes, I'll hold." " Everybody loves a clown. So why don't you?"
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 3, 2017 18:11:53 GMT -5
FIRE! That's how Faceless Joe lost his legs!
Moe: Bring us your finest food stuffed with your second finest Waiter: Very well sir. Lobster stuffed with tacos.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2017 18:56:42 GMT -5
A gun is not a weapon, Marge, it's a tool. Like a butcher's knife or a harpoon or, uh, uhhhh an alligator.
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Post by schizo on Feb 3, 2017 19:41:02 GMT -5
From this point forward...I shall be known as ..
Homer JAY Simpson.
That part cracks me up everytime
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Feb 3, 2017 21:27:18 GMT -5
Wiggum: where is Sideshow Bob and the guy that eats people's faces? Face Eater: *really happily* I'm right here Chief!
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 4, 2017 0:01:57 GMT -5
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Feb 4, 2017 0:03:29 GMT -5
PUT IT IN H!!
I also love Dr Hibbert's stripper name being Malcolm Sex
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on Feb 4, 2017 0:08:41 GMT -5
Simpsons Hit & Run has a bunch of them:
"Get out of my way, silly pedestrian!" "Pissed off eight year old coming through!" "Hm, that wasn't as bad as it looked...... Ah, it was...." "Just because I get minimum wage doesn't mean my time's not valuable!"
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Feb 4, 2017 0:20:30 GMT -5
I like to keep a lollipop there.
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Post by Johawn on Feb 4, 2017 4:32:06 GMT -5
"Don't worry, Marge. Her idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing."
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