Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 4, 2017 5:48:59 GMT -5
[On TV]--Bobby, I got propane in my urethra!
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Feb 5, 2017 12:47:08 GMT -5
"Don't worry, Marge. Her idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing." "I hope she didn't take my attempts to destroy her to personally."
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Feb 5, 2017 12:52:29 GMT -5
Simpsons Hit & Run has a bunch of them: "Get out of my way, silly pedestrian!" "Pissed off eight year old coming through!" "Hm, that wasn't as bad as it looked...... Ah, it was...." "Just because I get minimum wage doesn't mean my time's not valuable!" And my favorite line from Road Rage: "Careful, don't sit on my nachos!"
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 5, 2017 14:47:29 GMT -5
[On TV]--Bobby, I got propane in my urethra! Best cameo ever.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Feb 5, 2017 16:01:19 GMT -5
Get down from that bookshelf please. Most of those books haven't been discredited let.
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
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Post by agent817 on Feb 5, 2017 16:35:58 GMT -5
This still makes me laugh.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2017 20:19:58 GMT -5
I love how he fires 3 shots from a double barrel shotgun
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Wieners=$$$
Hank Scorpio
Gif Master Extraordinaire
Smokin' Bones
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Feb 5, 2017 21:40:22 GMT -5
Marge:Are you crazy? I'm not going to be a surrogate mother.
Homer: C'mon Marge. We're a team. It's uter-us, not uter-you.
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Post by Pipe_Bomb2k13 on Feb 6, 2017 3:25:02 GMT -5
Homer - “It’ll be great to see the old gang again, Potsie, Ralph Malph, the Fonz.” Marge - “That was ‘Happy Days’.” Homer - “No, they weren’t all happy days, like the time Pinky Tuscadero crashed her motorcycle, or the night I lost all my money to those card sharks and my dad Tom Bosley had to get it back.”
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PKO
King Koopa
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Post by PKO on Feb 6, 2017 15:25:30 GMT -5
Lisa - "(Reading) Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB" Bart - "What's that extra B for?" Homer - "That's a typo"
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Feb 6, 2017 15:29:33 GMT -5
"Dear Edna, a Crocodile bit off my face." "3 Simple Words. I Am Gay."
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Albino Heat
Don Corleone
You're a nasty bastard, and your momma said so!!
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Post by Albino Heat on Feb 6, 2017 16:18:12 GMT -5
"Poor predictable Bart. Always picks rock."
"Good old rock! Nothing beats that!"
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Feb 6, 2017 17:46:32 GMT -5
Homer - “It’ll be great to see the old gang again, Potsie, Ralph Malph, the Fonz.” Marge - “That was ‘Happy Days’.” Homer - “No, they weren’t all happy days, like the time Pinky Tuscadero crashed her motorcycle, or the night I lost all my money to those card sharks and my dad Tom Bosley had to get it back.” From the same episode Bobby Mendez: (As Cheech) Hey yo Pedro! Open up, it's Dave man! (As Chong) Uhhhhh Dave's not here man. Homer: BWA HA HA HA HA! He's so wasted he doesn't even know it's Dave! Bobby Mendez: Um Homer? Homer? Homer: Homer's not here man! Bobby Mendez: Yeah, very good.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Feb 7, 2017 3:14:21 GMT -5
Homer - “It’ll be great to see the old gang again, Potsie, Ralph Malph, the Fonz.” Marge - “That was ‘Happy Days’.” Homer - “No, they weren’t all happy days, like the time Pinky Tuscadero crashed her motorcycle, or the night I lost all my money to those card sharks and my dad Tom Bosley had to get it back.” From the same episode Bobby Mendez: (As Cheech) Hey yo Pedro! Open up, it's Dave man! (As Chong) Uhhhhh Dave's not here man. Homer: BWA HA HA HA HA! He's so wasted he doesn't even know it's Dave! Bobby Mendez: Um Homer? Homer? Homer: Homer's not here man! Bobby Mendez: Yeah, very good. Barney: Didn't graduate! How low can you get? Alumni: Barney where's your cummerbund? Barney: *shamefully* it fell in the toilet. --- That reminds me Ernest: Hey Vern, help me get my head out of this toilet! *flushing sound* --- Homer: I think that guy is a spy? Marge: Of course he's a spy! You just saw him graduate from Spy School.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Feb 7, 2017 3:53:00 GMT -5
"They call them fingers but I never see them fing... oh, there they go."
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
Spent half my life here, God help me
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Feb 7, 2017 5:12:51 GMT -5
"Dear Edna, a Crocodile bit off my face." "3 Simple Words. I Am Gay." Homer, for the last time, I'm not putting that in.
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 7, 2017 7:31:44 GMT -5
[Homer is on the phone, looking for a soul mate in the personal ads] Homer Simpson: Hello, is this GBM? You wrote in the personals that you're looking for a soul mate. Well, I also like rainy days and movies. [pause] Homer Simpson: No, I don't like *that*. [pause] Homer Simpson: Or that. It's not that I'm afraid... [hastily] Homer Simpson: I'm going to hang up now, bye!
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Post by BRAINFADE on Feb 7, 2017 7:47:07 GMT -5
"We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way I'd like to hear it."
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 7, 2017 12:00:32 GMT -5
"3 Simple Words. I Am Gay." Homer, for the last time, I'm not putting that in. ... PS: I am Gay.
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Feb 7, 2017 12:19:38 GMT -5
Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
Marge: Well, honey
Homer: Let me handle this, Marge. I've heard 'em all. "I like you as a friend." "I think we should see other people." "I no speak English." "I'm married to the sea." "I don't wanna kill you, but I will."
Marge: Honey! Honey, I'd tell this boy that you're very flattered but you're just not ready for this kind of thing.
Homer: And if that doesn't work, six simple words: "I'm not gay, but I'll learn."
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