Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
Spent half my life here, God help me
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Feb 7, 2017 12:29:26 GMT -5
More for the reading than anything.
Smithers: Why do you care if this guy's bald or now.
Karl: My reasons.... are MY Own.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2017 13:02:47 GMT -5
Homer, for the last time, I'm not putting that in. ... PS: I am Gay. I'm not gay but i'll learn
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Post by wildojinx on Feb 7, 2017 15:45:03 GMT -5
(After a gory ad for Itchy and Scratchy cereal) Lisa: That may have been crossing the line Homer: Eh, what can you do? Sex Sells
(i occasionally use that when people complain about something "crossing the line")
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Feb 7, 2017 16:09:13 GMT -5
Moe: They're headed for the old mill! Homer: No we're not! Moe: Well... let's go to the old mill anyway! Get some cider!
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Feb 7, 2017 19:45:19 GMT -5
I CALL HIM GAMBLOOOOR
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Post by Milkman Norm on Feb 7, 2017 19:46:51 GMT -5
Homer (as Death): Jasper! Your time has come. Jasper: Where's the regular guy? Where's Doug? Homer: Never mind. I'm death now. Jasper: *sigh* I liked Doug.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 7, 2017 20:15:57 GMT -5
NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU HAD BEEN HERE TO KEEP ME FROM ACTING STUPID!
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Post by Milkman Norm on Feb 7, 2017 20:24:22 GMT -5
Freemasons run the country!
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Feb 8, 2017 3:13:36 GMT -5
I'm not gay but i'll learn Hello? Is this GBM? Uh, yeah. I read in the personals that you were seeking a soulmate. Well, I also like rainy days and movies. Uh-huh... Uh, no, I don't like that... Or that... No, it's not that I'm afraid. I'm going to hang up now, bye-bye.
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on Feb 8, 2017 6:48:07 GMT -5
"Hey, look! It's Sgt. Dork! Ha-ha!" "Enjoy your test." "Ha ha- Aw!...."
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Feb 8, 2017 9:08:52 GMT -5
Go back to Russia
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
Spent half my life here, God help me
Posts: 15,021
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Feb 8, 2017 10:03:13 GMT -5
Every time a vessel leaves port, we sing this ancient sea shanty. A 1, a 2....
IN THE NAVY!
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Post by Gravedigger's Biscuits on Feb 8, 2017 14:08:07 GMT -5
"....EGGHEAD LIKES HIS BOOKYWOOK!"
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 8, 2017 14:10:41 GMT -5
nice shoes two... feet.
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Feb 9, 2017 2:49:50 GMT -5
Bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom big!
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Urethra Franklin
King Koopa
When Toronto sports teams lose, Alison Brie is sad
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Feb 9, 2017 3:39:37 GMT -5
A line that my sister and I have used since we were kids when one of us does or says something stupid:
"You're a dull boy, Billy."
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
FANatic
Writer, Lover of all things Wrestling. Analytical, Critical, Lovable (hopefully). Lets all have fun!
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Feb 9, 2017 9:59:11 GMT -5
Wiggum: Lou are you ok?? Lou: *Spinning in chair* The Electric Yams are messing with my Brain Banana! Wiggum: I see... Line gets me every damn time
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
FANatic
Writer, Lover of all things Wrestling. Analytical, Critical, Lovable (hopefully). Lets all have fun!
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Feb 9, 2017 10:04:42 GMT -5
Mother: SEYMOUR, ARE YOU WATCHING PORN UP THERE??
Skinner: No Mother...
Mother: YOU SISSY!!
Skinner: *Sighs*
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Post by Milkman Norm on Feb 9, 2017 14:29:56 GMT -5
Now kids I must tell you Krusty has laringitis and a bad back so he won't be saying anything or doing anything.
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Feb 9, 2017 15:08:34 GMT -5
Sideshow Bob: (to Marge) Madame, your children are no more……than a pair of ill-bred trouble-makers.
Homer: Lisa, too?
Sideshow Bob: Especially Lisa! But, especially Bart!
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