El Pollo Guerrera
Grimlock
His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Feb 13, 2017 14:04:54 GMT -5
There was a line during the classic "Bart Sells His Soul" episode when Lisa mentions a philosopher, and Bart replies "I'm aware of the works of Pablo Naruda." Just the way Bart says it, he sounds like studied Naruda's work and disagrees with his beliefs, and he's tired of having to deal with it.
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Post by BRAINFADE on Feb 13, 2017 16:17:09 GMT -5
*Rocket House hurtles towards onlookers*
Lenny: Oh something's wrong with its brakes, gangway!!
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Feb 13, 2017 18:21:29 GMT -5
"There's one thing he can't buy." "What's that? "Uhhh... a dinosaur!"
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Lisa: Dad, there are other wipes besides star-wipes! Homer: Why eat hamburger when you can have steak? Lisa: I'm taking my name off this thing.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Feb 13, 2017 18:47:44 GMT -5
There was a line during the classic "Bart Sells His Soul" episode when Lisa mentions a philosopher, and Bart replies "I'm aware of the works of Pablo Naruda." Just the way Bart says it, he sounds like studied Naruda's work and disagrees with his beliefs, and he's tired of having to deal with it. I do love those weirdly subtle jokes. 'You liked Rashomon.' 'That's not how I remember it.'
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 14, 2017 0:31:47 GMT -5
Sex Cauldron?!! I thought they closed that place down!
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Post by DSR on Feb 14, 2017 1:15:22 GMT -5
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 14, 2017 12:39:02 GMT -5
Narrator: Next week on 'Behind the Laughter':Huckleberry Hound"
Huckleberry Hound: "I was *so* gay, but I couldn't tell ANYONE"
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魔界5号
Hank Scorpio
No. 1 FAN Poster You Want To Hug
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Post by 魔界5号 on Feb 14, 2017 14:22:31 GMT -5
"Alcohol and night swimming! It's a winning combination!"
"Meh, he's alright, but he's no bowl of Special K."
Jimbo: Hey, you're that drunken posse. Wow! Can I join ya? Homer: I don't know, can you swing a sack of doorknobs? Jimbo: Can I?! Homer: You're in. Here's the sack. Moe: But you gotta supply your own knobs.
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
Spent half my life here, God help me
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Feb 14, 2017 15:31:18 GMT -5
Do not be alarmed, continue swimming naked! Aww come ooooon, continue! All right Lou, open fire
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Feb 14, 2017 16:18:11 GMT -5
"Alcohol and night swimming! It's a winning combination!" "Meh, he's alright, but he's no bowl of Special K." The bit before that when Burns is coming up with a symbol for his religion, and he proposes the Special K logo is funny, too.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 14, 2017 19:05:39 GMT -5
"4 dudes, a chick and a noose. Just like the movies I like to watch!"
Made me guffaw when I heard it last night.
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chrom
Backup Wench
Master of the rare undecuple post
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Post by chrom on Feb 14, 2017 19:11:24 GMT -5
Oh I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Feb 14, 2017 20:37:24 GMT -5
"Alcohol and night swimming! It's a winning combination!" "Meh, he's alright, but he's no bowl of Special K." Jimbo: Hey, you're that drunken posse. Wow! Can I join ya? Homer: I don't know, can you swing a sack of doorknobs? Jimbo: Can I?! Homer: You're in. Here's the sack. Moe: But you gotta supply your own knobs. Kent Brockman: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2017 10:41:52 GMT -5
"Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax"
Still waiting to use this line in real life
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Post by theironyuppie on Feb 20, 2017 11:22:01 GMT -5
--Steve Sax from New York City. --I heard some guy got killed in New York and they never solved the case. But you wouldn't know anything about that now, would you, Steve? --But there's hundreds of unsolved murders in New York City! --You don't know when to keep your mouth shut do you, Saxy boy?
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
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Post by agent817 on Feb 20, 2017 13:08:14 GMT -5
Now just relax kids, we're only taking you to a faaaahhhhster hooooome!
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Feb 21, 2017 1:58:49 GMT -5
Not necessarily a line, but the can of Cat Ear Medicine from that Halloween episode with "The Fly" parody makes me lose my mind every time.
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Post by theironyuppie on Feb 21, 2017 3:47:55 GMT -5
Now just relax kids, we're only taking you to a faaaahhhhster hooooome! Stupid babies need the most attention!
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Feb 21, 2017 3:57:02 GMT -5
His dinner is getting cold and eaten.
That's a line I have said at restaurants when one member of our group goes to the bathroom leaving their unfinished meal at the table. Usually say it while picking a fry off their plate.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2017 8:31:08 GMT -5
Hynpotist: You are all very good players... Team: [entranced] We are all very good players... Hypnotist: You will beat Shelbyville... Team: We will beat Shelbyville... Hypnotist: You will give one hundred and ten percent... Team: That's impossible. No one can give more than one hundred percent. By definition that is the most anyone can give...
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