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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Sept 4, 2006 23:40:52 GMT -5
You have three wishes What do you wish for?
Some standard rules no wishing for more wishes, no wishing to raise the dead or make someone dead, no wish for someone to fall in love with you, and no wishing the rules away.
Mine are 1) Mind reading
2) x-ray vision
3) telekinis the kind that is so powerful I can make myself float with it so it solves the problem of me not wish to fly.
And post why while you're at it
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Post by THE Dinobot on Sept 4, 2006 23:56:41 GMT -5
Three wishes, eh? Boy, that's nuts!
Wish one on the list would be: No more constipation for no one. It's a disease that no one ever deserves. Pooping is such a lovely act, enjoy it, folks.
Wish two: I'd like everyone to become a vegetarian. That seems sweet.
And finally, number three would be: I'd like a fancy new Green Lantern ring. If I don't get one of these from this fake genie, then darn it...I shall get angry and become a Sinestro clone!
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Millie D
El Dandy
Something VERY special.
I Love Glee!
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Post by Millie D on Sept 4, 2006 23:57:18 GMT -5
my wishes
1. for my mom and dad to have enough money to be out of debt and to live financially secure 2. to have a job so i can earn money 3. to be able to live FEAR free
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Post by RealDoubleJ on Sept 5, 2006 0:00:37 GMT -5
1) an unlimited supply of free weed so i don't have to deal with the constant droughts of dealers getting busted 2) The return of Arrested Development & Farscape,because they were the greatest shows to be cancelled in their prime & still had a whole season worth of ideas (Farscape especially) 3) A steady boyfriend.......failing that, a huge wad of cash
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Post by Rapper & Actor Sammy Davis III on Sept 5, 2006 0:03:39 GMT -5
1. Teleportation and here's what I'd do with it. First, I'd go to NBC executives and convince them to give me a special. This is the network that brought us Fear Factor, so I'm pretty sure they'd be up for it. In my first prime time special I'd be locked in a coffin, placed in the back of a herse, locked of course. The herse would be lifted high into the air vith a crane or something or maybe dropped into the grand canyon while it was lit on fire. I figure they'd hook me up with a couple million on that. Sure the stunt would only take a couple seconds, but they could interview the funeral home owners, the coffin makers whoever to fill the hour or two on how well built the coffin was etc.
Next, I'd have to top that special so I'd be buried in a coffin for a year. By the time they put the first shovel of dirt on the lid I'd be on some beach somewhere. Guards constantly watching, even show a time lapse of the entire year at that grave site. Then the live finale when they're expecting to dig up a corpse live to tv. Just as they open it I'd go right back into the coffin for the unveiling. I'm sure they'd pay good for that.
Then I'd do a big New Year's Eve celebration from all 4 US time zones. I'd set up 4 cameras in undisclosed locations (top of Empire State Building, top of Sears Tower etc) just as midnight hit in each time zone I'd walk off the building appearing seconds later unharmed in the next time zone. I figure after hich I could live pretty well for the remainder of my days. Hey, and even if I didn't go that far with it, I'd never need a car and if I still worked where I do now I would have other options besides McDonalds, Speedway or Taco Bell for lunch. How about Ceasars Palace for example.
2. I wish smoking was good for you. Better infact then 3 hours of cardio and weight lifting. I'd be ripped.
3. Street magic abilities. Oh the possiblities.
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Post by -Lithium- on Sept 5, 2006 0:31:45 GMT -5
1. Unlimited Wishes 2. If that doesnt work, then "The Rule That I Cant Wish for More Wishes Gone" 3. Unlimited Wishes
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Post by viscera on Sept 5, 2006 0:32:44 GMT -5
Simple.
1. I'd wish for myself to have Omnipotence.
2. I'd wish Myspace never existed
and 3. I'd wish for a WORKING Time Machine. I always wanted to screw with stuff in the past.
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TuneinTokyo
Hank Scorpio
The Mountain from Stone Mountain
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Post by TuneinTokyo on Sept 5, 2006 0:34:06 GMT -5
Peace on Earth forever
A healthy baby
The answer to all questions asked
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Post by Scree is SCIENCE! ENERGY! on Sept 5, 2006 1:14:09 GMT -5
I only need one...
Wish: I can do anything
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Post by mcclanahan on Sept 5, 2006 1:58:16 GMT -5
Wish two: I'd like everyone to become a vegetarian. That seems sweet. why, why would you want to put everyone through something that horrible, I'd rather be constipated, you sick sick man, you're just twisted ohh and my 3 wishes 1: every power from the X-Men comics and the ability to control them 2: every power from video games and the ability to control them 3: to have all the powers of the Q from star Trek
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Post by Loki on Sept 5, 2006 3:44:56 GMT -5
1) Health for me and my for those I love 2) Being successful in everything I do 3) Becoming a chick magnet (not Punk though...)
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Sept 5, 2006 8:11:40 GMT -5
1. A insanely high pain threshold.
2. To be about 6' 4" & about 240 lbs of muscle that I never have to work out to maintain.
3. The technical wrestling ability of Chris Benoit & the mic skills of Chris Jericho.
That is all.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Sept 5, 2006 8:20:25 GMT -5
Simple. 1. I'd wish for myself to have Omnipotence. . Be careful you don't get a Genie thats hard of hearing Well I wish: 1. For a CD recording by Bill Hicks if he was still alive today. (and it should be a doozy). 2. Knowledge (Cause Knowledge is Power!) 3. $30,000,000 (Thats all I will need)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2006 8:36:15 GMT -5
1. To die before I get too old.
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Post by mcclanahan on Sept 5, 2006 8:39:54 GMT -5
1. To die before I get too old. for 500 bucks I can make it happen for ya, just pay up front
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2006 8:45:51 GMT -5
1. To die before I get too old. for 500 bucks I can make it happen for ya, just pay up front What can I get for 69 pence?
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Sept 5, 2006 9:46:52 GMT -5
1. Unlimited Wishes 2. If that doesnt work, then "The Rule That I Cant Wish for More Wishes Gone" 3. Unlimited Wishes dude read the rules.
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Post by gsguy on Sept 5, 2006 10:00:26 GMT -5
1. Becoming a millionaire
2. World peace.
3. Finding a cure for all diseases.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 5, 2006 10:10:27 GMT -5
1) People to accept each other, shape, size, color, religion. 2) The idea of war and all things violent to be abolished, ushering in a society based on peace and true love. 3) The Power Cosmic, so I can travel across the universe obliterating those that don't share my peaceful views.
And there you go.
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polexia
Don Corleone
keep bleeding love...
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Post by polexia on Sept 5, 2006 10:21:42 GMT -5
1. to live forever looking like Jessica Alba at age 18 (you must be specific with wishes or the genie will trick you.) 2. a good paying job that will last untill i fee like quitting. 3. i would give the last wish to my fiancee:)
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