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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2017 23:20:54 GMT -5
Mike "Straight To DVD" Bennett. More like Betamax I used to think that Maria got a rough deal in the wwe, but after seeing her "acting" I'm not surprised. I also don't ever need to see Mike Bennett and Braxton " Poor man's version of Mike Bennett" Sutter ever in a segment. There is actually a poor man's version of Mike Bennett?
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 17, 2017 23:25:36 GMT -5
More like Betamax I used to think that Maria got a rough deal in the wwe, but after seeing her "acting" I'm not surprised. I also don't ever need to see Mike Bennett and Braxton " Poor man's version of Mike Bennett" Sutter ever in a segment. There is actually a poor man's version of Mike Bennett? At least Bennett was known in roh and worked there before marrying Maria. Braxton Sutter debuted in f***ing 2000 and only became relevant after pairing up with Allie
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2017 1:04:29 GMT -5
After all this talk about him, I want to chip in my thoughts on Mike "Mike Bennett" Bennett. See...
Wait, no...
That's too mean. Not even Mike Bennett deserves to be compared to Mike Bennett.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Feb 18, 2017 1:46:08 GMT -5
There aren't enough taglines for Mike "Orders a Plain Cup of Coffee at Starbucks" Bennett and Braxton "Orders Vanilla Ice Cream with No Mix-ins at Cold Stone" Sutter in this thread.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 18, 2017 1:47:06 GMT -5
Maria once told the story that she was supposed to be a part of total divas when it started but the Bella Twins sabotaged it, and during that time she was with Bennet, so from the bottom of my heart, thank you Brie and Nicole for indirectly keeping Mike "Star Wars Episode 1" Bennet out of international tv.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Feb 18, 2017 3:17:27 GMT -5
Mike "Apollo Crews finds me bland" Bennett
(Also applies to Edwards)
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Feb 18, 2017 3:41:59 GMT -5
Mike "3 hour long phone call with the Land Registry office over 100m2 of disputed land" Bennett.
...I may be projecting here...
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Post by Ash Kingston on Feb 18, 2017 4:09:48 GMT -5
Mike "A Glass of Lukewarm Tap Water" Bennett.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Feb 18, 2017 8:29:57 GMT -5
The thing with Bennett is that if WWE had him, they COULD find a way to make him enjoyable despite being rather dull in all departments. TNA doesn't seem to know how to do that.
Then again, judging from the thread, if Bennett were to go to WWE and the very first thing to happen would be Reigns squashing him, Reigns would actually become one of the most beloved people on RAW.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2017 8:42:02 GMT -5
Y'all are killing me with these names for Mike "Cotton-Flavored Cotton Candy" Bennett. I was on break reading this topic, crying and laughing. In a good way for once. Mike "Eddie "Mike "Eddie "Mike Bennett" Edwards" Bennett" Edwards" Bennett The sheer mediocrity emanating from what can only be the reveal of Mike's "true name" will probably make me care so little my eyeballs will implode. Though thanks to this topic, I did have to Google who the hell Braxton Sutter was... {Spoiler}{Spoiler} I'm glad I did.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 18, 2017 12:25:50 GMT -5
Mike "Lance Storm finds me boring" Bennet tweeted that his goal for this year is to become world champion...
I know TNA is basically dead but they're not that desperate to give the belt to Mike "Jon Lovitz" Bennet
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 18, 2017 12:32:19 GMT -5
Is TNA desperate enough to make Mike "skim milk" Bennett World Champ?
Probably.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Feb 18, 2017 12:52:34 GMT -5
If Mike "I write 'LOL' as 'Laugh Out Loud' when I type" Bennett wins the world championship, it'll be the first parade in human history where everybody falls asleep, including Eddie "I Wash My Shoelaces Every Other Sunday" Edwards
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Post by 4real on Feb 18, 2017 12:58:19 GMT -5
Mike 'Ed Sheeran is my jam' Bennett and Eddie 'Knitting is too dangerous' Edwards are the focus point of the show?
No wonder Challenge TV dropped Impact like a bad habit
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Feb 18, 2017 14:00:25 GMT -5
Seeing how far and wide my Mike "Doesn't Salt Anything When He Cooks" Bennett schtick has spread fills me with so much joy. This whole thread is wonderful.
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Post by sunnytaker on Feb 18, 2017 14:12:26 GMT -5
actually this whole thing with Sutton has actually made me kind of a fan of his with just how no matter what he does or how often he tries to do the right thing it always blows up in his face and he can't seem to find his way out no matter how hard he tries to make things right. before this all started he was one of my "fast forward" guys. as for Bennett i do slightly enjoy his whole "i think i'm mr.cool guy when i'm not" thing for almost a minute at a time before i wish he'd give maria the mic.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Feb 18, 2017 14:13:11 GMT -5
Seeing how far and wide my Mike "Doesn't Salt Anything When He Cooks" Bennett schtick has spread fills me with so much joy. This whole thread is wonderful. I told you I was going to get the word out and the word has come back full circle
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Post by H-Virus on Feb 18, 2017 14:25:36 GMT -5
I usually grow tired of forum memes pretty quickly, but reading all these Mike "Ben Stein giving a slideshow of his vacation in Nebraska" Bennett lines gets me every single time.
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Post by Main Eventer on Feb 18, 2017 16:39:52 GMT -5
Mike "Once got an extra Chicken McNugget in his McDonald's order and won't stop bragging about it" Bennett.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Feb 18, 2017 17:22:18 GMT -5
Mike "Jar of "Pattie" Mayonnaise" Bennett?
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